Escaping Sayedism?? 0_o How RUDE

Today’s topic for your enlightenment and entertainment is a serious one. Recently, I have noticed many of my loyal subjects trying to escape my wisdom and great knowledge. And that is becoming a wide spread trend in our society which will not be tolerated. Thinking about escaping me right now??

BIIIIIIIIIIIG MISTAKE!!!!! >:0

You cannot run or hide from me…I shall find you boneheads, eggheads, and banana brains where ever you go.

How will I find you?? you might ask that.

THE Professional ARMIES OF SAYIDISM STAND TALL, They await a single order from me to deploy cheese (we have many flavours as I once explained in a profound lecture ). The 5 stooges are watching you. And SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD….If I sayidism is not obeyed.

Highly deciplined.

They have great experience.

Are fit for heavy lifting. FAT NINJA BEWARE.

Remember the first commandment of sayidism,

“Thou must chop of the business of the unbelievers and thou must sell them as pickle”

Note: all my soldiers have a backup scissors.

As you can see, my armies are equipped with the state of the art weaponry including homing missiles, grenades and Hairless grandmothers :D. These fearless soldier will not hesitate to use their abilities to guide you back to darkne...I mean light of sayidism. With me, there is a brighter future for all. You all will be free from bodong dongs.

While I am on this topic I must elaborate more on sayidism. Do you see this image of black greatness?? That is THE SMITH. You must all memorize his words of wisdom. He is an example of a fine agent of sayidism, hates love and wears decent fashion.

In the end I must say this; I shall find you even if you are FAT NINJA, an indo-French, an onion head, a pair of chopsticks or a Japanese afro haired sumo wrestler.

You cannot deny my rights and the rights of the pickle industry. The masses shall be saved. Even if they deny it >.>

“Not impossible, it is inevitable” (Agent Smith)