Am I the first non-Sayedan to write in this forsaken blog?
YES?!
BOOOYAH! Go ME!!!!
One more step to total control over Sayed's life!!! Should that be KingTiger or Sayed?
Hmmmm... Such a hard decision!
And now that I'm here, you might ask:
"What is my first tribute to the (hardly) mysterious religion that is Sayedism?"
...I am sooo GLAD you ASK!
I must first find a way to spread the good word of the High and Not-so-mighty Sayed!
And how, pray tell, may I do that?!
ZOMG!!! A bobble-headed MESSIAH?!
WHY HATH NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?!!!!
Because I'm a friggin' genius, baby.
A must for every religious leader/delusional maniac! Now available at the UniMelb bookstore for all your Sayedism 101 needs! Just check the discount pile.
It just SCREAMS:
"HERE I AM!
Look at ME!
Loooove ME!
and then run away"
Take note of the luscious halo around the NRFB (Never Remove From Box EVER!) pristine condition Sayedism BobbleHead. And watch out for the radiation. There's a reason that heap of plastic is glowing and changing color.
MORE SAYEDIAN TRIBUTES COMING YOUR WAY!
Right after my lunch break...
"Be afraid
Be very afraid!!!" -- Sayedism 101, quoted sometime during the Trinity program when I was still innocent and unblessed (or uncursed?) by the Sayedian touch!
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