Our great führer has many a time taught us that Sayedism is the only true path, that following his teachings will lead us to glorious victory against the unbelieving infidels.
I have no questions that meine führer is a man of significant ability, but small naggling doubts have crept into my mind over meine führer. Many know that meine führer is Master of the Obvious and a Great Man of Contradictions...which is actually why I doubt meine führer.
Meine führer often speaks of how us brave valiant men of Sayedism should avoid contact with those degenerate female species, yet meine führer himself has people he considers friends among them. Yes, meine führer is a Great Man of Contradictions, many a time it confuses us. I am also bothered by the retrospective comparisons to his policy of surrounding himself with men to the ways of Michael Jackson. Whats more is that meine führer is older than any of us, and myself being the youngest of all, have some shreds of concern regarding meine führer and his...ball grabbing habits. I am sure he has a good reason to do so and am out of place to question his methods, but yet I do.
Furthermore, despite his constant lectures of avoiding those degenerate females, I cannot help but look at them. Degenerate as they may be, they have those wonderful curves...those luscious lips...that silky hair...the cute laugh. Oh, how they tempt me! Promiscuous strumpets! Many a time is my mind led astray by thoughts of...no! No! I must focus! Meine führer will surely not be pleased for I fail many times. Lately, I have been having dreams of a garden, and in the dreams I do unspeakable things with a degenerate female contrary to Sayedism! Oh! I too am a strumpet! Down strumpet! Be gone!
Yet, in times like these must I focus on my learnings. Alas, learnings fail me for I have been missing many lectures to be in the company of those wretched females with their bulging cleavages and shapely legs...no! I let my mind wander again! I must spend time in the room of penanace, whipping myself until I purify my mind. Only then will meine führer accept me...
But, meine führer can make no sense now for his teachings are like the picture above...
Oh how I long for the touch of a woman...
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