THIS IS SAYEDISM!

It has come to my attention that our new crop of wannabe Sayedists have been misguided in their understanding of this glorious religion. Oh, dear, what shall we do?!

Never fear! For it is in the ways of our ominous leader shall we find salvation! He is indeed the master of the obvious, so this should be an easy lesson!

Saturday Night, oh a night most foul! For it is on this night that many a blasphemous soul engages in the heresy of nightclubs, and shamelessly flaunt themselves onto the degenerate female hordes! With their shapely curves, ample bosoms, and luscious lips! Oooh, yes you caught me. I am indeed gawking on a Playboy centerfold. *Drools*
Mmmm... Nice tight, round as- I mean, er... CUPCAKE!

But our great Prophet, in all his wisdom, has done away with such meaningless nonsense! Saturday night is a time to... DANCE!
YES! Bobble your head and groove to the beat of Sayedism music (Check the jukebox! Or better yet, the Disney discount heap!).

Our great leader, with his tasteful dancing sense, boogies on Saturday Night!
And he boogies with... LEIONITUS?!



Pffft. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
This is SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEDIIIIIIIIISIIIIIIIIM 10000000000000000001!!!!

Oh, yeah! Shake it Leionitus, SHAKE IT!

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And what to do if it's NOT a Saturday Night? Be imaginative, like our prophetic Leader!
Hire a tank!



Yes, even OUR religious leader needs a PopeMobile. And he has one with style. Now if only he could get it to move...

Wondrous are the ways of our lecturer; but he could get off his arse and write some decent lecture material...