All Hail Sayeda

Lies and despair in our Sayedland!
And death to every penis!
Our soldiers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty

Old traditions they will abide
Arise young playboys!
Our past inspires noble conquests
All Hail Sayeda!

Immortal beacon shows the way
Step forth, seek sex!
Hoist your schlongs high into the clouds
Hail Sayeda!

Our Stupid Sayeda stands astride this world
He’ll vanquish every penis!
His lies and acne shine so bright
All hail his stupidity!

Never will he be overthrown
Like mountains and sea
His bloodline mortal and impure
All Hail Sayeda!

So let his pimples guide our way
Go forth and seek sex
Hoist your schlongs high into the clouds
Hail Sayeda!