Uh... Uhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhnnnmmmm-mmhhmm... mmmh...
I... I th-think I've come down with Ean-itus...
I... feel... so...
.
..
...Hard.
Nah, just screwin' with you. I was actually beginning to miss Ean's sex-it-up posts! Who's sexy and knows it?!
(Don't get the wrong idea. I'm straight. When I feel like humping something. Which is as rare as an eclipse =.=" ).
*ahem*, anyway, xmas is upon us! And my friends wanted me to do something about it!
So, for the past 4 days, aside from hanging out with Steven, I've been slaving over yet another swf!
This time I had to give it a zombie theme, with a touch of xmas-y feel to it.
And after 4 days, the 'lil bastard's finally finished! I think it's the longest I've ever done... Just over a minute and a quarter...
... And that took four days!
Anyway, ignore the huge gaping grey space in the background... There used to be a slogan there.
I made this for my other friends, after all. You guys are special, but not that special.
Merry christmas, to whichever one of you sods that actually celebrate it.
I put in "happy holidays" instead of Merry Christmas, because let's face it... I don't give a rat's ass about xmas.
Personally, a fat dude in a red suit doesn't turn me on, especially a guy who's basked in the glory of corporate capitalism (did you know that santa
rocketed to fame because of his allegiance to coca cola? Shocking... )
Oh, and in response to Sayed's "interest" in US presidentes... I give you the very first (and uber-sexy) African-American prez of the US of A!
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081223/293.obama.barack.122308.jpg
"Ooooh! NAKED PEOPLE!!! O_O"
"Ooooh! NAKED CHOCOLATE PEOPLE!!!" *lick lick*
I bet you're gonna dump iRaj and Georgie B. now, eh? eh?
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Ean Madness. You know what to expect.
So, you thought I was gone eh? Disappeared off the blogosphere eh, never to terrorise innocent blog readers and Sayed eh? A Canadian eh? Wait, scrap that last part.
Well, you were all wrong!
After a lengthy sojourn away from the blog (read: exams, packing, food poisoning, WoW; yeah, mainly WoW), I am back. In black (more on that later). Ready to scare, shock and awe with my pictures of perverse twinky gayness.
What better more than to start off with this? I like to imagine it as Sayed in the not too near future, in some Iranian men's public bath (thanks, Ancient Rome!).
Finally, a competitor who can compete with me as to whose stiffy is larger! A worthy challanger indeed!
Which brings me to this... the gif is slightly inaccurate because, as one can read from the following chat screencap (think of the colour):
It ain't black man. The schlong be brown. Back in brown more like it (see above).
And what will Sayed do with with his newly found huge brown dick? Why, chase Skeletor of course!
Damn... I feel horny. Guess I should take lessons from this guy:
What?! My ancestors were fishermen. It's natural for us to... have such an affinity with fish. Mmm... mermen, err, ladies. Be thankful all the 'Sexy Mermen' google searches were R18.
Oh, speaking of which! I'm no longer jail bait i.e. I can be taken advantaged of legally. Wait, don't bother. Sayed has learnt harsh lessons in doing so. You best be warned:
Though, his love for 'meat' is quite a draw point!
Told 'ya I was back >:)
Well, you were all wrong!
After a lengthy sojourn away from the blog (read: exams, packing, food poisoning, WoW; yeah, mainly WoW), I am back. In black (more on that later). Ready to scare, shock and awe with my pictures of perverse twinky gayness.
What better more than to start off with this? I like to imagine it as Sayed in the not too near future, in some Iranian men's public bath (thanks, Ancient Rome!).
Finally, a competitor who can compete with me as to whose stiffy is larger! A worthy challanger indeed!
Which brings me to this... the gif is slightly inaccurate because, as one can read from the following chat screencap (think of the colour):
It ain't black man. The schlong be brown. Back in brown more like it (see above).
And what will Sayed do with with his newly found huge brown dick? Why, chase Skeletor of course!
Damn... I feel horny. Guess I should take lessons from this guy:
What?! My ancestors were fishermen. It's natural for us to... have such an affinity with fish. Mmm... mermen, err, ladies. Be thankful all the 'Sexy Mermen' google searches were R18.
Oh, speaking of which! I'm no longer jail bait i.e. I can be taken advantaged of legally. Wait, don't bother. Sayed has learnt harsh lessons in doing so. You best be warned:
Though, his love for 'meat' is quite a draw point!
Told 'ya I was back >:)
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Fun time with George W.Bush
As you all know, my favorate coco headed homie was SHOED!I have found these images that documented the incident!
It was all an evil plan by the towel head association! YAA MAAN
the plan went nicely and the shoe was thrown!
But the matrix saved his life from the stinkiness of the shoe
Only perfume and heavy deodorants could be his salvation if he was hit.
Today we have a couple of games featuring my favorate idiot of all times, I give you the dofus president of all nincompoops, Mr.Bush in a some nice flash games with the shoe.
You can be the egghead :p its fun
or throw it at him xD its more fun to me, THE JIHAD SHOE !! Jiiiihaaaaaaad alalallai durka durka
http://www.kroma.no/2008/bushgame/
tried embedding it but didn't know how
Over and out citizens.
It was all an evil plan by the towel head association! YAA MAAN
the plan went nicely and the shoe was thrown!
But the matrix saved his life from the stinkiness of the shoe
Only perfume and heavy deodorants could be his salvation if he was hit.
Today we have a couple of games featuring my favorate idiot of all times, I give you the dofus president of all nincompoops, Mr.Bush in a some nice flash games with the shoe.
You can be the egghead :p its fun
or throw it at him xD its more fun to me, THE JIHAD SHOE !! Jiiiihaaaaaaad alalallai durka durka
http://www.kroma.no/2008/bushgame/
tried embedding it but didn't know how
Over and out citizens.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
I know Sayed's going to bite my backside for this but... he's miles away from me now and the sayed-free atmosphere of Melbourne just makes me so... so... confident! :P
Anyway, I was wondering how hectic our msn lives used to be, and then I dug these little bundles of joy up:
And this one's a keeper:
Wonder why I made Jeffrey sport some shorts now, eh Sayed? *winkitty wink*
Disclaimer: I think Sayed will probably want me to take these down now that he's surrounded by family that think oh-so-highly of him. Not so innocent now, are ya KingTiger? Nyeahehehehe!
Anyway, I was wondering how hectic our msn lives used to be, and then I dug these little bundles of joy up:
And this one's a keeper:
Wonder why I made Jeffrey sport some shorts now, eh Sayed? *winkitty wink*
Disclaimer: I think Sayed will probably want me to take these down now that he's surrounded by family that think oh-so-highly of him. Not so innocent now, are ya KingTiger? Nyeahehehehe!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Something more substantial.
Watch the video well, it will help you understand alot that I say. And it helps point out alot of things in the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfdEe6-dKM&NR=1
-Girl crying is a witch, 1 hit kills :)
- Guy who uses tongue to grab people is a Smoker
- Jumping guy is a Hunter
- Big muscular guy is a tank
- There werent any Boomers in the video. But they're just big guys with big tummies.
- Oh and when the car alarms go off, a whole load of them flood the streets? Thats what I mean by the horde. Scenarios when loads of them appear.
Ok so yea, 10 minutes ago I said how good L4D is.
Then again, after a cup of water I think that was a pretty shit post.
And since I know how badly we all crave for each others company, let me tell you what I did today.
So here goes.
Today I met up with 2 other friends of mine, one's Ben, another's Ying Yang ( :\ ). And we go to one of the many nearby cyber cafes.
Originally they wanted to try out TF2 to see how good it is, but somehow we had problems running the game.
So we decided to play L4D instead.
Now before I continue, let me notify you about some things first.
1. Our L4D was slightly cracked. This meant we couldnt play online, and we could only play on a certain map. In fact just to make a LAN connection involved having to manually type commands into the console to get it running. But nevermind that.
So yea, we only could play on 1 map --- Dead Air
Its pretty much fighting your way through an airport to get to a plane for evac. Sounds simple doesnt it? Because it is :)
So yea, we get the server running, play abit, and then my game crashes *fuck*. And so we stopped.....
and played CoD4 instead.
Now Im going to skip the whole CoD4 bits, because I'm here writing about L4D and not CoD4 (though I did have fun being the top killer amongst the 3 of us, mainly through keeping still and waiting for them to fight another only to finish off both of them )
So after half an hour or so, we decided to retry L4D.
Round 2 :
So yea, we set off nicely trying to save the world! Well actually trying to save ourselves from the mindless horde of zombies. so yes, we set off having an easy time gunning down some zombies every now and then. Until we reach a point where the screen says
"Activate van to help break though [barricade]"
So being the idiot I am, I run off and turn on the van. It speeds off and crashes through the barricade. Just as that happens, a whole horde of zombies come from like... nowhere.
They come from little cracks in the walls, big holes in the walls, and pretty much everywhere. I dont play much zombie games or watch much of that kinda movies, so I'm in no position to comment on how bad the torrent is. But lets say its bad enough for me to fire full auto at them coming out from the hole, and some will survive to read me and attempt to tear off my limbs.
Then again, they dont run like the normal zombies you see. They run like the fast zombies in HL2. Not the aggressive of course, they run like normal humans, with hands waving in air n all. They will jump, duck and do whatever to get to you. But mainly, they will try to rush you in a whole big bunch and overrun your position.
In all, facing off a small group of zombies is ok, its facing the HORDE that is shit.
So yea, we try our best to maintain our lines of fire and keep off the wave of zombies. Only to find them flanking us, getting from out behinds and all. And to make things worst, we were pretty spreaded out when that happened so if 1 of us fell. He'd be in shit because you need another player to help pick you up. And while you're grounded, you're unable to move, and can only use your pistols to try defend yourself.
So thats bad already.
Then better still are the special zombies. There're 5 of them. Right now, I'm going to talk about the SMOKER. Its pretty much a zombie with a really long tongue that likes to grab people with it and strangle them, at the same time dragging them across the place away from the team.
That happened to me, meaning I got further seperated from my mates and was left to be assaulted by the horde.
Meanwhile another friend got attacked by a HUNTER. Which is pretty much a zombie wearing a hoodie, who jumps around. His main attack is poucing on someone, knocking the guy down (and potentially off a flight of stairs or a ledge or something) and ripping the person to pieces while the persons on the ground. In this case you need a friend to knock him off, or shoot him off.
Eitherway, we were in a bad position. And after some fire fighting, 3/4 of the group were down. By the end of the whole thing, I was dead, while my other friends were hardly alive. Nevertheless they continued on, later to rescue me from a little closet which served as my respawn point. Sadly I missed some shooting n gunning :(
So we continue fighting our way through the airport infested terminals. Along the way, a friend has the nice glory of shooting a Witch. Bad idea. Eitherway, it was good that we kept together at that point, meaning we managed to kill the witch after she struck him down. Still, one guy "dead". In L4D, theres a grace period, meaning even if your HP runs out, as long as a teamate runs along, he can revive you. However if you're down for too long, you're dead, or if you get knocked down too often, then you die. So we save him, and reach a safe point.
Now the minute I get into the safe point, another horde storms the place.
---to be continued----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfdEe6-dKM&NR=1
-Girl crying is a witch, 1 hit kills :)
- Guy who uses tongue to grab people is a Smoker
- Jumping guy is a Hunter
- Big muscular guy is a tank
- There werent any Boomers in the video. But they're just big guys with big tummies.
- Oh and when the car alarms go off, a whole load of them flood the streets? Thats what I mean by the horde. Scenarios when loads of them appear.
Ok so yea, 10 minutes ago I said how good L4D is.
Then again, after a cup of water I think that was a pretty shit post.
And since I know how badly we all crave for each others company, let me tell you what I did today.
So here goes.
Today I met up with 2 other friends of mine, one's Ben, another's Ying Yang ( :\ ). And we go to one of the many nearby cyber cafes.
Originally they wanted to try out TF2 to see how good it is, but somehow we had problems running the game.
So we decided to play L4D instead.
Now before I continue, let me notify you about some things first.
1. Our L4D was slightly cracked. This meant we couldnt play online, and we could only play on a certain map. In fact just to make a LAN connection involved having to manually type commands into the console to get it running. But nevermind that.
So yea, we only could play on 1 map --- Dead Air
Its pretty much fighting your way through an airport to get to a plane for evac. Sounds simple doesnt it? Because it is :)
So yea, we get the server running, play abit, and then my game crashes *fuck*. And so we stopped.....
and played CoD4 instead.
Now Im going to skip the whole CoD4 bits, because I'm here writing about L4D and not CoD4 (though I did have fun being the top killer amongst the 3 of us, mainly through keeping still and waiting for them to fight another only to finish off both of them )
So after half an hour or so, we decided to retry L4D.
Round 2 :
So yea, we set off nicely trying to save the world! Well actually trying to save ourselves from the mindless horde of zombies. so yes, we set off having an easy time gunning down some zombies every now and then. Until we reach a point where the screen says
"Activate van to help break though [barricade]"
So being the idiot I am, I run off and turn on the van. It speeds off and crashes through the barricade. Just as that happens, a whole horde of zombies come from like... nowhere.
They come from little cracks in the walls, big holes in the walls, and pretty much everywhere. I dont play much zombie games or watch much of that kinda movies, so I'm in no position to comment on how bad the torrent is. But lets say its bad enough for me to fire full auto at them coming out from the hole, and some will survive to read me and attempt to tear off my limbs.
Then again, they dont run like the normal zombies you see. They run like the fast zombies in HL2. Not the aggressive of course, they run like normal humans, with hands waving in air n all. They will jump, duck and do whatever to get to you. But mainly, they will try to rush you in a whole big bunch and overrun your position.
In all, facing off a small group of zombies is ok, its facing the HORDE that is shit.
So yea, we try our best to maintain our lines of fire and keep off the wave of zombies. Only to find them flanking us, getting from out behinds and all. And to make things worst, we were pretty spreaded out when that happened so if 1 of us fell. He'd be in shit because you need another player to help pick you up. And while you're grounded, you're unable to move, and can only use your pistols to try defend yourself.
So thats bad already.
Then better still are the special zombies. There're 5 of them. Right now, I'm going to talk about the SMOKER. Its pretty much a zombie with a really long tongue that likes to grab people with it and strangle them, at the same time dragging them across the place away from the team.
That happened to me, meaning I got further seperated from my mates and was left to be assaulted by the horde.
Meanwhile another friend got attacked by a HUNTER. Which is pretty much a zombie wearing a hoodie, who jumps around. His main attack is poucing on someone, knocking the guy down (and potentially off a flight of stairs or a ledge or something) and ripping the person to pieces while the persons on the ground. In this case you need a friend to knock him off, or shoot him off.
Eitherway, we were in a bad position. And after some fire fighting, 3/4 of the group were down. By the end of the whole thing, I was dead, while my other friends were hardly alive. Nevertheless they continued on, later to rescue me from a little closet which served as my respawn point. Sadly I missed some shooting n gunning :(
So we continue fighting our way through the airport infested terminals. Along the way, a friend has the nice glory of shooting a Witch. Bad idea. Eitherway, it was good that we kept together at that point, meaning we managed to kill the witch after she struck him down. Still, one guy "dead". In L4D, theres a grace period, meaning even if your HP runs out, as long as a teamate runs along, he can revive you. However if you're down for too long, you're dead, or if you get knocked down too often, then you die. So we save him, and reach a safe point.
Now the minute I get into the safe point, another horde storms the place.
---to be continued----
El Fo Dii
Summary : If your comp can support it, and you have money, and you like teamwork. Go get it.
If you like teamkilling, then dont.
If you like teamkilling, then dont.
Monday, December 15, 2008
It's bitching up time again!
December 1-7 was a busy week (Yes, I wrote all this at the end of that week but couldn't be bothered posting it, so ha!):
Melbourne officially became a Sayed-free zone (yay!) to the delight of the tourism deparment, and I had my housing inspections done (boo). So, you can imagine I've had to tend to my backgarden, remove what appears to be faeces in the rear walkway (Eeeewwww), clean up the mould/cobwebs in the bathroom, fix up the kitchen vent, clean my room, get the inspections done, all with my stupid grinning naively happy smiley face, check my bank account, visit an old friend in zone 2, see Sayed off, give up my cat to a local animal shelter (*sob*) and then... Jeffrey comes up and wants me to do the anime. Great. Bossy bossy bossy.
Well, I've been able to at least add sound to it, although for some reason the anime did start to slow down a bit during certain frames (an anime that LAGS?! What the hell?!)
So now to keep everyone happy (except for sayed, who's probably sleeping comfortably on his emirates flight as I type this out in draft), I've got to blog about an update to the anime. Luckily for me, that update happens to be Ean. Hehehe...
So anyways... these are the anime eye samples that I made using digital painting techniques in photoshop:
Well, I can't really have Ean as an afro'd blue-eyed damsel, but hey, this is the world of anime. It just wouldn't be right for an anime if everyone sported lush dark brown iris's (Yes, you are all boring and meaningless people).
Coming up next we have the animated Ean files! Hosted off of hotlinkfiles.com! They'll delete these files after 30 days of inactivity, so whatever:
Sooo, what works? Should I use this thick 2.5 pixel outline or the hairline outline? Most anime's use hairlines or 1px. I made expression transitions from Ean_cembetut (I dunno how to spell that in Bahasa but SH might be able to fix it) to Ean_mencret (what's the word for smiling while constipated? hmmmm...). I love how I get mesmerized by the way his hair bounces. Oooh, bouncy, like boobs, only... hairier. And... on a man. Yuck.
And one, last, teeny weensy afterthought... the anime dimensions are 550 by 400. Yep, I'm keeping it small, since I can't be arsed to make one high-def anime for y'all; plus, now it won't kill your bandwidth, so you should all praise and worship my divine foresight. And the artwork isn't my best. I just started out thinking I could do everything by animating symbols and making it all look 2.5D, but it turns out that for complicated full head turns, I'll just have to settle for painful, onionskin-guided frame-by-frame animation. Ouch.
So, does Ean approve?
Instructions: Pick the desired eye/head outline thickness, add any additional statements about the personality/expressions used by your anime avatar, leave to simmer for about 25 days, all while pestering Victor at intermittent and totally annoying times (take notes from Jeffrey's post), and maybe bitch and plead in the process.
For best results, consult your everyday anime references and maybe find fangirls to cater to Victor's every whim (Hey, I've been busy the whole bloody week, so gimme a break!!!!).
Anime's usually take a couple of months to complete. I'm making something amateur-ish, yeah, but I don't want it to be just another thing cluttering up my 'meh' bin. So I guess I'm going to redo a few things and give it my all.
PS: I probably won't ditch the 'unapproved' candidates for the eyes. You got lucky since I had to blog about something, so whichever eye you pick is yours for keeps, but the others go to their respective fosters, Kay, Sayed, SH and Jeffrey. Speaking of which, what the hell am I going to do about Kay's voice?!
Oh, and I've got a music intro loop for the anime's Pilot episode, but I haven't gotten past the first bloody minute! And I've had to redo a few things in scene 1!!!
The thing about proper animes is, you've got to storyboard and plan ahead (and, preferably, have a graphics tablet!). You need a graphics artist to be able to draw some of the backgrounds and props you need, and you need to be able to animate everything in such a way that it all flows seamlessly into the 3rd dimension. So don't expect mine to be all that good. After this, I think I'm just going to let the anime wither a while as I experiment with another one.
So have a 'lil appreciation, folks. A little animation like this, without a drawing tablet or actual team, sets me back a week. A busy week. On a side note, the bouncy hair did make my day. :D Oh, and when I had Ean turn his head, he started to look like a geisha, so I had to redo that too. Hehehehe ... Geisha.
Melbourne officially became a Sayed-free zone (yay!) to the delight of the tourism deparment, and I had my housing inspections done (boo). So, you can imagine I've had to tend to my backgarden, remove what appears to be faeces in the rear walkway (Eeeewwww), clean up the mould/cobwebs in the bathroom, fix up the kitchen vent, clean my room, get the inspections done, all with my stupid grinning naively happy smiley face, check my bank account, visit an old friend in zone 2, see Sayed off, give up my cat to a local animal shelter (*sob*) and then... Jeffrey comes up and wants me to do the anime. Great. Bossy bossy bossy.
Well, I've been able to at least add sound to it, although for some reason the anime did start to slow down a bit during certain frames (an anime that LAGS?! What the hell?!)
So now to keep everyone happy (except for sayed, who's probably sleeping comfortably on his emirates flight as I type this out in draft), I've got to blog about an update to the anime. Luckily for me, that update happens to be Ean. Hehehe...
So anyways... these are the anime eye samples that I made using digital painting techniques in photoshop:
Well, I can't really have Ean as an afro'd blue-eyed damsel, but hey, this is the world of anime. It just wouldn't be right for an anime if everyone sported lush dark brown iris's (Yes, you are all boring and meaningless people).
Coming up next we have the animated Ean files! Hosted off of hotlinkfiles.com! They'll delete these files after 30 days of inactivity, so whatever:
Sooo, what works? Should I use this thick 2.5 pixel outline or the hairline outline? Most anime's use hairlines or 1px. I made expression transitions from Ean_cembetut (I dunno how to spell that in Bahasa but SH might be able to fix it) to Ean_mencret (what's the word for smiling while constipated? hmmmm...). I love how I get mesmerized by the way his hair bounces. Oooh, bouncy, like boobs, only... hairier. And... on a man. Yuck.
And one, last, teeny weensy afterthought... the anime dimensions are 550 by 400. Yep, I'm keeping it small, since I can't be arsed to make one high-def anime for y'all; plus, now it won't kill your bandwidth, so you should all praise and worship my divine foresight. And the artwork isn't my best. I just started out thinking I could do everything by animating symbols and making it all look 2.5D, but it turns out that for complicated full head turns, I'll just have to settle for painful, onionskin-guided frame-by-frame animation. Ouch.
So, does Ean approve?
Instructions: Pick the desired eye/head outline thickness, add any additional statements about the personality/expressions used by your anime avatar, leave to simmer for about 25 days, all while pestering Victor at intermittent and totally annoying times (take notes from Jeffrey's post), and maybe bitch and plead in the process.
For best results, consult your everyday anime references and maybe find fangirls to cater to Victor's every whim (Hey, I've been busy the whole bloody week, so gimme a break!!!!).
Anime's usually take a couple of months to complete. I'm making something amateur-ish, yeah, but I don't want it to be just another thing cluttering up my 'meh' bin. So I guess I'm going to redo a few things and give it my all.
PS: I probably won't ditch the 'unapproved' candidates for the eyes. You got lucky since I had to blog about something, so whichever eye you pick is yours for keeps, but the others go to their respective fosters, Kay, Sayed, SH and Jeffrey. Speaking of which, what the hell am I going to do about Kay's voice?!
Oh, and I've got a music intro loop for the anime's Pilot episode, but I haven't gotten past the first bloody minute! And I've had to redo a few things in scene 1!!!
The thing about proper animes is, you've got to storyboard and plan ahead (and, preferably, have a graphics tablet!). You need a graphics artist to be able to draw some of the backgrounds and props you need, and you need to be able to animate everything in such a way that it all flows seamlessly into the 3rd dimension. So don't expect mine to be all that good. After this, I think I'm just going to let the anime wither a while as I experiment with another one.
So have a 'lil appreciation, folks. A little animation like this, without a drawing tablet or actual team, sets me back a week. A busy week. On a side note, the bouncy hair did make my day. :D Oh, and when I had Ean turn his head, he started to look like a geisha, so I had to redo that too. Hehehehe ... Geisha.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
How Do I know I am back
well, its easy citizens, you will see or experience the following :
1- Fast food restaurants have decent names(Burger king and not hungry Hobo or something), their food has XXL size and does what fast food is supposed to do! Please you, make you fat and Kill you fast.
2-cigarrete advertisements have only this as a warning (smoking has serious results) >.> atleast say lung cancer, loss of dingo or something.
3- Women are fat and chunky and in no way can make you feel "special". YAA MAAN.
4- Walking legions of beardmen with big eyes and towelheads. JIIIIIIII****AD
5- You get traffic jams and "praise the government and country" signs at every corner.
6- Everyone loves piracy, xD even pc shops and mega malls.
7- There are STREET CATS around, at every garbage dump.
8- Indians are more than the chinese xD SO HA!! :P
9- There are 8 pages of international news in a newpaper instead of 2 or 4 >.> stupid Age newspaper. But also 25 pages of praise and "hiel you and hiel him and hope we get a benz" xD
10- you dont get cool things like what happened in melbournes airport yesterday: "This is the last call for passenger Mr.Freeman to board Qantas flight ### to Auckland" Gordan Freeman appearantly is taking a vacation away from episode 3 in new zealand!!
and many other things I cant remember....
damn it, I have many things to look forward to in melbourne next eyar xD! but for now, have to clean my new room...
Over and Out.
1- Fast food restaurants have decent names(Burger king and not hungry Hobo or something), their food has XXL size and does what fast food is supposed to do! Please you, make you fat and Kill you fast.
2-cigarrete advertisements have only this as a warning (smoking has serious results) >.> atleast say lung cancer, loss of dingo or something.
3- Women are fat and chunky and in no way can make you feel "special". YAA MAAN.
4- Walking legions of beardmen with big eyes and towelheads. JIIIIIIII****AD
5- You get traffic jams and "praise the government and country" signs at every corner.
6- Everyone loves piracy, xD even pc shops and mega malls.
7- There are STREET CATS around, at every garbage dump.
8- Indians are more than the chinese xD SO HA!! :P
9- There are 8 pages of international news in a newpaper instead of 2 or 4 >.> stupid Age newspaper. But also 25 pages of praise and "hiel you and hiel him and hope we get a benz" xD
10- you dont get cool things like what happened in melbournes airport yesterday: "This is the last call for passenger Mr.Freeman to board Qantas flight ### to Auckland" Gordan Freeman appearantly is taking a vacation away from episode 3 in new zealand!!
and many other things I cant remember....
damn it, I have many things to look forward to in melbourne next eyar xD! but for now, have to clean my new room...
Over and Out.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Because We're only Human
As you might already know, Ean has been passing around this video. I thought if you've been left out of the loop, its worthy of knowing this exists online.
Enjoy
Enjoy
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Behaviour of Sayedists in the modern world
Greetings citizens,
this is threee daaaaaaawg coming to you live from my fortified bunker in a D.C hell hole...(sorry >.< too much fallout 3 GNR radio station)
After reading that Brain incinerating post in arabic by french republic, I thought I should teach al sayedists how to behave in certain situations to reflect the wisdom that is me...Hail myself.
First situation would be on how to start a meeting, and since I have been playing red alert 3, We will be japaneso in our politness, you are all instructed to do the actions illustrated in the GIF image --->
P.S: you dont have to be bald to do this, and it can also be used as a self defence mechanism.
Moreover(stupid EAP) each and everyone of you must do his best to achieve Fatness first by any means neccessary(except eating my food 0_o, I will butcher you) .
Remember, to be fat is to be proud, do not think of it as a liability, SEGA made a game that shows the strength of the fat men, in Streets of Rage 2, the fat people breath fire, bitch slap with great power and push you with their huge stomachs. Imagine what each of you can do!
Ahem...Moving on....
How to react in the face of the most feared event by any sayedist!
SCREAM AND RUN! dont make eye contact!! and try to avoid thinking of dingle wingels jumping around you!!
third case, what if you meet a "special employer" trying to "recruit" you for....unmentionable thins, You will immediatly recognize those people by their clothes...too much bling bling
Try to steal his coat!!
Forth situation, will let the image express all
in this situation you must embrace the scissors, knife meat cleaver ...or chainsaw. It is our salvation, our freedom from the hooks of women and gay men!...and the french >.>
Thats it for this public service announcement, we thank seseme street for their participation.
And we leave you with the nice look on the assault rifle weilding cookie monster !! YAA MAAN
until next time,
Peace out homies. (now I feel like listening to 50 cent >.< THE PAIN THE HORROR)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
MY HUMPS! (Kalimai? Balidia? بلادي رابية؟)
I remember one conversation I had with Jeffrey once. And I pondered. And pondered. And pondered what could've been.
What if... What if Fergie had been... Arab? Sure then she could belly dance, but aside from that... What if there was a "My Humps" song in Arabic?
Now there's a thought. So I went and google-translated the My Humps lyrics to Arabic.
Of course, the translation sucks. Even I can see that.
So, Sayed, feel free to offer your expertise and edit it!
Artist الفنان Black Eyed Peas سوداء العينين البازلاء
Title العنوان My Humps بلدي الحدب
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside your trunk? كل ما خردة داخل الجذع الخاص بك؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ، بلدي قليلا رائع الكتل. (Check it out) (اختر من منطلق)
I drive these brothers crazy, أنا مجنون حملة هذه الاخوة ،
I do it on the daily, أعمل له على اليومية ،
They treat me really nicely, وهي علاج جيد حقا لي ،
They buy me all these ice-ys. وهي تشتري لي جميع هذه الجليد ys.
Dolce & Gabbana, دولشي أند جابانا ،
Fendi and then Donna فيندي وبعد ذلك دونا
Karen, they be sharin’ كارين ، فإنها تكون sharin '
All their money got me wearin’ جميع أموالهم حصلت لي wearin '
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, gearrr تطير ولكنني لا آسكين ،
They say they love my ass ‘n, ويقولون انهم يحبون الحمار بلادي 'ن ،
Se7en Jeans, True Religion, Se7en جينز ، صحيح الدين ،
I say no, but they keep givin’ أنا أقول لا ، لكنها تبقي givin '
So I keep on takin’ حتى أظل على تاكين '
And no I ain’t fakin’ وأنا لا لا fakin '
We can keep on datin’ نحن يمكن أن تبقي على datin '
I keep on demonstrating. وأظل على التظاهر.
My love, my love, my love, my love حبي ، حبي ، حبي ، حبي
You love my lady lumps, تحب بلدي سيدة الكتل ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My humps they got u, الحدب بلدي لأنهم وصلوا ش ،
She’s got me spending. انها حصلت لي الإنفاق.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What u gon’ do with all that ass? ما ش غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make u scream, make you scream. جعل ش تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. كوس من بلدي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل. (Check it out) (جربه)
I met a girl down at the disco. التقيت فتاة بانخفاض في ديسكو.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. قالت يا ، يا ، يا نعم دعنا نذهب.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey الأول يمكن أن يكون طفلك ، هل يمكن لي العسل
Lets spend time not money. قضاء بعض الوقت لا يسمح المال.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, أنا مزيج الحليب الخاص بك برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا الكاكاو تجميل صورة بلدي ،
Milky, milky cocoa, حليبي ، حليبي الكاكاو ،
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. المزيج الخاص بك مع الحليب والكاكاو وتجميل صورة بلدي ، حليبي ، حليبي riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really sexy, ويقولون أنا حقا مثير ،
The boys they wanna sex me. الأولاد يريدون لي الجنس.
They always standing next to me, انهم دائما يقف بجوار لي ،
Always dancing next to me, دائما الرقص المجاور لي ،
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. حاولت أن يشعر بلدي أ سنام ، وسنام.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump. تبدو في بلدي المقطوع ، والمقطوع.
U can look but you can’t touch it, يو يمكن أن ننظر لكن لا يمكن مسها ،
If u touch it I’ma start some drama, إذا ش أنه أنا على اتصال تبدأ بعض الدراما ،
You don’t want no drama, انت لا تريد أي مسرحية ،
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama لا ، لا مسرحية ، لا ، لا ، لا ، لا دراما
So don’t pull on my hand boy, حتى لا تسحب على يدي الصبي ،
You ain’t my man, boy, أنت ليس من واجبي ان الرجل ، والصبي ،
I’m just tryn’a dance boy, أنا فقط tryn'a رقص فتى ،
And move my hump. وتحرك بلدي سنام.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي رابية ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام.
My lovely lady lumps x3 بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل X3
In the back and in the front. في ظهره وفي الجبهة.
My lovin’ got u, بلدي lovin 'حصلت ش ،
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What you gon’ do with all that ass? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make you scream, make you scream. تجعلك تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
What you gon do with all that junk? ما لكم غون أن تفعل مع جميع خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off this hump. لكم الحصول على هذا الحب في حالة سكر قبالة جامع.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast? ما لكم غون 'لا برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا ان جميع الرضاعة؟
All that breast inside that shirt? كل ذلك داخل الثدي أن القميص؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you work جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، وجعل لكم العمل
Make you work, work, make you work. جعل لكم العمل ، والعمل ، وجعل لكم العمل.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me Spendin جميع أموالك على لي وspendin 'الوقت على لي
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.
PS: You might need to have arabic fonts installed on your computer. Which means Sayed can definitely read this! ;)
What if... What if Fergie had been... Arab? Sure then she could belly dance, but aside from that... What if there was a "My Humps" song in Arabic?
Now there's a thought. So I went and google-translated the My Humps lyrics to Arabic.
Of course, the translation sucks. Even I can see that.
So, Sayed, feel free to offer your expertise and edit it!
Artist الفنان Black Eyed Peas سوداء العينين البازلاء
Title العنوان My Humps بلدي الحدب
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside your trunk? كل ما خردة داخل الجذع الخاص بك؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ، بلدي قليلا رائع الكتل. (Check it out) (اختر من منطلق)
I drive these brothers crazy, أنا مجنون حملة هذه الاخوة ،
I do it on the daily, أعمل له على اليومية ،
They treat me really nicely, وهي علاج جيد حقا لي ،
They buy me all these ice-ys. وهي تشتري لي جميع هذه الجليد ys.
Dolce & Gabbana, دولشي أند جابانا ،
Fendi and then Donna فيندي وبعد ذلك دونا
Karen, they be sharin’ كارين ، فإنها تكون sharin '
All their money got me wearin’ جميع أموالهم حصلت لي wearin '
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, gearrr تطير ولكنني لا آسكين ،
They say they love my ass ‘n, ويقولون انهم يحبون الحمار بلادي 'ن ،
Se7en Jeans, True Religion, Se7en جينز ، صحيح الدين ،
I say no, but they keep givin’ أنا أقول لا ، لكنها تبقي givin '
So I keep on takin’ حتى أظل على تاكين '
And no I ain’t fakin’ وأنا لا لا fakin '
We can keep on datin’ نحن يمكن أن تبقي على datin '
I keep on demonstrating. وأظل على التظاهر.
My love, my love, my love, my love حبي ، حبي ، حبي ، حبي
You love my lady lumps, تحب بلدي سيدة الكتل ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My humps they got u, الحدب بلدي لأنهم وصلوا ش ،
She’s got me spending. انها حصلت لي الإنفاق.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What u gon’ do with all that ass? ما ش غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make u scream, make you scream. جعل ش تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. كوس من بلدي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل. (Check it out) (جربه)
I met a girl down at the disco. التقيت فتاة بانخفاض في ديسكو.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. قالت يا ، يا ، يا نعم دعنا نذهب.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey الأول يمكن أن يكون طفلك ، هل يمكن لي العسل
Lets spend time not money. قضاء بعض الوقت لا يسمح المال.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, أنا مزيج الحليب الخاص بك برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا الكاكاو تجميل صورة بلدي ،
Milky, milky cocoa, حليبي ، حليبي الكاكاو ،
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. المزيج الخاص بك مع الحليب والكاكاو وتجميل صورة بلدي ، حليبي ، حليبي riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really sexy, ويقولون أنا حقا مثير ،
The boys they wanna sex me. الأولاد يريدون لي الجنس.
They always standing next to me, انهم دائما يقف بجوار لي ،
Always dancing next to me, دائما الرقص المجاور لي ،
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. حاولت أن يشعر بلدي أ سنام ، وسنام.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump. تبدو في بلدي المقطوع ، والمقطوع.
U can look but you can’t touch it, يو يمكن أن ننظر لكن لا يمكن مسها ،
If u touch it I’ma start some drama, إذا ش أنه أنا على اتصال تبدأ بعض الدراما ،
You don’t want no drama, انت لا تريد أي مسرحية ،
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama لا ، لا مسرحية ، لا ، لا ، لا ، لا دراما
So don’t pull on my hand boy, حتى لا تسحب على يدي الصبي ،
You ain’t my man, boy, أنت ليس من واجبي ان الرجل ، والصبي ،
I’m just tryn’a dance boy, أنا فقط tryn'a رقص فتى ،
And move my hump. وتحرك بلدي سنام.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي رابية ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام.
My lovely lady lumps x3 بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل X3
In the back and in the front. في ظهره وفي الجبهة.
My lovin’ got u, بلدي lovin 'حصلت ش ،
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.
What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What you gon’ do with all that ass? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make you scream, make you scream. تجعلك تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
What you gon do with all that junk? ما لكم غون أن تفعل مع جميع خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off this hump. لكم الحصول على هذا الحب في حالة سكر قبالة جامع.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast? ما لكم غون 'لا برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا ان جميع الرضاعة؟
All that breast inside that shirt? كل ذلك داخل الثدي أن القميص؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you work جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، وجعل لكم العمل
Make you work, work, make you work. جعل لكم العمل ، والعمل ، وجعل لكم العمل.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me Spendin جميع أموالك على لي وspendin 'الوقت على لي
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.
PS: You might need to have arabic fonts installed on your computer. Which means Sayed can definitely read this! ;)
Sunday, November 23, 2008
The Secret Garden
Well, Sayed has his very own game, his own blog, and now he's got an anime! That's right, every drop of juicy detailed horror that is Sayed will be making that long awaited transition into the realm of the 2D. Of course, this is "The Secret Garden beta" so I'll be making tweaks as I go, based on your feedback!
=== Be gentle on the criticism, guys. I won't do anything that's of the calibre you see in mangas, since all of this has to be done while keeping the graphics simple enough for animation. Plus, I drew everything with my bloody mouse, so spare a little consideration, would ya? ===
First guy i did was Jeffrey. In the beginning I threw all of my anatomy (and most of my common sense) out the window. The end result was that the jaw ended up too curved and we had ourselves a female Jeffrey. Being the doofus that I was, I decided to put some musculature on it, desperately trying to dab a little manliness here and there.
Of course, the curvature just got wider. Great. Now Jeffrey still looks like a girl. Only chubbier. I decided to redo the facial layer and this is the end product:
Well, any suggestions on this end would be nice. So far this is Jeffrey v1.0 beta. I'm kinda takin' a liking to him so I might stay with this. (50 points to whoever can read what's at the top of his bandana!)
Next up was supposed to be Ean, but since the heathen chopped off his locks and ruined any hope of diversity my anime had, I decided to butcher him and do Sayed and Kay first. Now, Kay ended up having not one, not two, but three versions. Each more evil than the last. Okay, okay, the first one was botched, the second one (which I'll show in a bit) is one that I'm sticking to, and the third is her cute oh-so-kawai (whatever the hell that means) anime version. Which will make an appearance right after this scene:
Ahaha... Kay looks like she's going to rape sayed or something. How cute. =3
You two play nice, ya hear? *wink*
Anyway, I can honestly say that both Sayed and Kay were bloody hard to draw compared to Jeffrey. Kay because I couldn't pencil in exactly what form I should give her (without her biting my head off later),and Sayed because... he's Sayed. Turning him into a cartoon is a dangerous and forbidden task. The hooked nose didn't help much, either.
Hmmm... For SH, I decided to look back to the avvie I put up back in my old blog for inspiration. And I of course came up with this cute lil' bugger:
And as for me, well, I was supposed to be in that scene with him, but I haven't gotten round to finishing it yet so you all can bitch and moan all you want. I'm taking my sweet precious time.
PS: Sayed, I've drawn you with sunglasses to remind you of our deal. Wear them one hour each day, or it's dreadlocks time!
=== Be gentle on the criticism, guys. I won't do anything that's of the calibre you see in mangas, since all of this has to be done while keeping the graphics simple enough for animation. Plus, I drew everything with my bloody mouse, so spare a little consideration, would ya? ===
First guy i did was Jeffrey. In the beginning I threw all of my anatomy (and most of my common sense) out the window. The end result was that the jaw ended up too curved and we had ourselves a female Jeffrey. Being the doofus that I was, I decided to put some musculature on it, desperately trying to dab a little manliness here and there.
Of course, the curvature just got wider. Great. Now Jeffrey still looks like a girl. Only chubbier. I decided to redo the facial layer and this is the end product:
Well, any suggestions on this end would be nice. So far this is Jeffrey v1.0 beta. I'm kinda takin' a liking to him so I might stay with this. (50 points to whoever can read what's at the top of his bandana!)
Next up was supposed to be Ean, but since the heathen chopped off his locks and ruined any hope of diversity my anime had, I decided to butcher him and do Sayed and Kay first. Now, Kay ended up having not one, not two, but three versions. Each more evil than the last. Okay, okay, the first one was botched, the second one (which I'll show in a bit) is one that I'm sticking to, and the third is her cute oh-so-kawai (whatever the hell that means) anime version. Which will make an appearance right after this scene:
Ahaha... Kay looks like she's going to rape sayed or something. How cute. =3
You two play nice, ya hear? *wink*
Anyway, I can honestly say that both Sayed and Kay were bloody hard to draw compared to Jeffrey. Kay because I couldn't pencil in exactly what form I should give her (without her biting my head off later),and Sayed because... he's Sayed. Turning him into a cartoon is a dangerous and forbidden task. The hooked nose didn't help much, either.
Hmmm... For SH, I decided to look back to the avvie I put up back in my old blog for inspiration. And I of course came up with this cute lil' bugger:
And as for me, well, I was supposed to be in that scene with him, but I haven't gotten round to finishing it yet so you all can bitch and moan all you want. I'm taking my sweet precious time.
PS: Sayed, I've drawn you with sunglasses to remind you of our deal. Wear them one hour each day, or it's dreadlocks time!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sayedism 201
(Not this crap again)
You didn't actually think that Sayedism would let you be all "Yay! I'm home-free" and all that happily after crap, did you? No, of course not. Except for our Fatness First delegate; that poor sod still has one more exam to go before his pudgy fingers are within are grasp. Oh, well, lesser of the two evils. For now.
In the holy spirit of Summer vacation-ism, we leave you with a few thoughts on how to be a better person.
We have seen how seeds of rebellion are sown, and many a times our loyal followers are led astray by the temptations of the lesser kind. But fear not! For the signs of heresy can easily be read. While the only thing to do at first is brace for more heresy, you should of course wait for the Sayedism riot police to come in and beat the crap out of these heathens. Compliance, baby.
If the conventional riot police don't do the trick, then maybe it's time to ask for divine help.
Unfortunately, oft a times the union with Fatness First has drastic repurcussions on our law enforcement capabilities.
And then again, we must remind ourselves of the attitude our great leader has exemplified, even if it means we get the same attitude from the opposite sex, humanity stops copulating and we all die out. But of course, there's always spare room for a little innuendo (If our leader says no, we tell him to go to hell).
Well, I was too damn lazy to write anything without so totally abusing my link power (Links to links about links of links to lots and lots of demotivational power). Plus I've just finished my exam so bite me, hags. I'll be putting up a new post soon(-ish); I'm making an anime on you all and right now I'm laughing my guts out at how ridiculous your cartoony versions look like.
Disclaimer: The author wishes to acknowledge the fine contributions made by many a demotivational artist and bows his head before the sheer idiocy of the human race. If you have trouble seeing any of the above pictures (or if you just want more), please contact your local tech support.
You didn't actually think that Sayedism would let you be all "Yay! I'm home-free" and all that happily after crap, did you? No, of course not. Except for our Fatness First delegate; that poor sod still has one more exam to go before his pudgy fingers are within are grasp. Oh, well, lesser of the two evils. For now.
In the holy spirit of Summer vacation-ism, we leave you with a few thoughts on how to be a better person.
We have seen how seeds of rebellion are sown, and many a times our loyal followers are led astray by the temptations of the lesser kind. But fear not! For the signs of heresy can easily be read. While the only thing to do at first is brace for more heresy, you should of course wait for the Sayedism riot police to come in and beat the crap out of these heathens. Compliance, baby.
If the conventional riot police don't do the trick, then maybe it's time to ask for divine help.
Unfortunately, oft a times the union with Fatness First has drastic repurcussions on our law enforcement capabilities.
And then again, we must remind ourselves of the attitude our great leader has exemplified, even if it means we get the same attitude from the opposite sex, humanity stops copulating and we all die out. But of course, there's always spare room for a little innuendo (If our leader says no, we tell him to go to hell).
Well, I was too damn lazy to write anything without so totally abusing my link power (Links to links about links of links to lots and lots of demotivational power). Plus I've just finished my exam so bite me, hags. I'll be putting up a new post soon(-ish); I'm making an anime on you all and right now I'm laughing my guts out at how ridiculous your cartoony versions look like.
Disclaimer: The author wishes to acknowledge the fine contributions made by many a demotivational artist and bows his head before the sheer idiocy of the human race. If you have trouble seeing any of the above pictures (or if you just want more), please contact your local tech support.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sayedsim and world events
Greeting Citizens of the great Soviet Union,
As most of you know, stupid exams are annoying us currently, so I thought of expressing Sayedism's views on some events(domestic and international).
Your beloved tyranical emperor (ME!!) always emphasises certain obligations you have towards me, allow me to elaborate:
Why am I emphasising respect all of a sudden? I have received several reports of planned revolts against me!!! And to make matters worse, whenever I threaten anyone
or attempt to sing R.E.S.P.ECT by Aretha Franklin, (here is the youtube vid if you want to imagine me singing it xD)
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVCe-Fybc
everyone becomes like this guy in the picture
This is not acceptable(I have a most tender voice....and NO I am not in denial >.>)!! I demand you all submit your cheeseburgers to me, I am your beloved handsome unsexual very good looking well dressed leader !!! The outcomes for being against me will incur the wrath of my fearless legions
And I will fire you as I fired chief of admissions sir Ean von bon Buttsecks
Now that we are done with the domestic matters, onwards to expressing my ideas about more pressing issues:
1- The Vile spread of the Ipods and Iphones:
These instruments of heresy allow men and women(or gay men and lesbians) to interact allowing unauthrised transaction to occur between their businesses(No pun intended 0_0).
That is why your great lovely leader has directed a group of deranged developers to come up with a product that will annihilate the Ipod market.
BEHOLD!! The IHiel!!!!!
This product will play war songs 24/7 and is designed to accomodate the Sieg Hiel move whenever a good citizen wants to hiel my moustache. It blocks all prawn activities and forces you to watch vids of tanks all day long if the screen is activated.
2- The american election
You know what I am talkign about, the circus is in town
STARRING
Cruella de ville(Republican version)
This women demonstrates why men shouldnt get married!! She is a monster and a hairless grandmother!!! Remember my words!! Do not fall in love....(especially with her >.>)
Also.........This image represents my views about the two candidates :
I hope they both get their businesses choped off!! No offense to pinky and the brain xD
I want to explain why I cosider them DUMBASSES but :p I have studying to do.
our broadcast is over for today. Until next time,
Over and out.
As most of you know, stupid exams are annoying us currently, so I thought of expressing Sayedism's views on some events(domestic and international).
Your beloved tyranical emperor (ME!!) always emphasises certain obligations you have towards me, allow me to elaborate:
Why am I emphasising respect all of a sudden? I have received several reports of planned revolts against me!!! And to make matters worse, whenever I threaten anyone
or attempt to sing R.E.S.P.ECT by Aretha Franklin, (here is the youtube vid if you want to imagine me singing it xD)
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVCe-Fybc
everyone becomes like this guy in the picture
This is not acceptable(I have a most tender voice....and NO I am not in denial >.>)!! I demand you all submit your cheeseburgers to me, I am your beloved handsome unsexual very good looking well dressed leader !!! The outcomes for being against me will incur the wrath of my fearless legions
And I will fire you as I fired chief of admissions sir Ean von bon Buttsecks
Now that we are done with the domestic matters, onwards to expressing my ideas about more pressing issues:
1- The Vile spread of the Ipods and Iphones:
These instruments of heresy allow men and women(or gay men and lesbians) to interact allowing unauthrised transaction to occur between their businesses(No pun intended 0_0).
That is why your great lovely leader has directed a group of deranged developers to come up with a product that will annihilate the Ipod market.
BEHOLD!! The IHiel!!!!!
This product will play war songs 24/7 and is designed to accomodate the Sieg Hiel move whenever a good citizen wants to hiel my moustache. It blocks all prawn activities and forces you to watch vids of tanks all day long if the screen is activated.
2- The american election
You know what I am talkign about, the circus is in town
STARRING
Cruella de ville(Republican version)
This women demonstrates why men shouldnt get married!! She is a monster and a hairless grandmother!!! Remember my words!! Do not fall in love....(especially with her >.>)Also.........This image represents my views about the two candidates :
I hope they both get their businesses choped off!! No offense to pinky and the brain xD
I want to explain why I cosider them DUMBASSES but :p I have studying to do.
our broadcast is over for today. Until next time,
Over and out.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Some lil Online fun....
http://www.nationstates.net/
Sayedland has been established there.
Since most of us know about it, nuff said
:)
Sunday, October 5, 2008
J*****************HHH**************D!!!!
I have once again clawed myself out of my shadowy little grave to bring wisdom and enlightenment to all who venture into the murky depths that is Sayedism 102. Plus it gives me an excuse to swear since Ramadan just finished. (Wahaha, that's right, bitches! I can cuss like a little girl now! Run, cunts! RUN!)
The term J*had (Excuse me while I censor it. Don't want the CIA poppin' outta nowhere like the lil' buggers they are, now do we?) means to struggle or strive in the name of you-know-who.
Of course, many of our followers will have undoubtedly noticed that our leader, in all his infinite wisdom, *silently* yells out this word everytime he demonstrates Sayedism in Modern Times 203 (See retired/dismissed/fired Admissions Officer/Chief of Butt Seck's post). Then our great messiah silently slips into the shadows for fear of an angry, t*rr*rist-fearing mob hounding him down and beating him senseless.
So, apart from these not-so-frequent expeditions, late-night outs with probably adult-rated company, many of you also probably noticed his frequent death threats on msn, and how his nickname always seems to be "I declare WAR on [Insert anything here]".
To minimize losses of Sayedist followers that may drop out due to extensive confusion-induced brain hemorrhaging, I have hereby compiled a list on everything Sayedism views with angst followed by frequent foaming at the mouth:
Sayedism's War on Everything:
A reflective compilation!
1) Barney & "Friends" :
This fat blob of purple-y badness has been literally asking for it since the get-go. Sayedism also preaches that anyone endorsing this cheeky tubby bastard should either be mauled to death, or sent to Sayedism's many re-education facilities (but the first alternative is preferred!).
If you happen to share the same name as this mascot of evil, may I be the first to bow my hat and offer a moment of silence. I might just like to add that any Sayedists with the name "Barney", must first undergo gruesome ritualistic induction rituals (Having their names changed at their respective government offices, which almost always involves some sort of long queue).
Lastly, the association known as "Barney & Friends" (Henceforth referred to as the axis of evil) is a front for Western White Supremist fanatics:
They commit every second of their worthless lives to destroying our culture (our smirnoff molotov-production sites!). The only value they contribute is their huge underground sex industry.
Therefore it is our duty as the true Sayedists of the Sands to take up arms and brutally dismember anyone donning a purple dino outfit. (And not just because a certain young relative of mine drives my study hours bonkers because he puts the Barney theme on a never-ending loop outside my room!).
2) Hot dogs:
This one is a no-brainer. Our leader, having all the qualities of a divinity (paranoia, war-hungry, envy), grows wary of the ridiculous amount of time people spend emulating their prized body parts. And he figures they cross the line when this emulation turns to food.
Y SO SERIOUS, boss? Well, you've gotta factor in all the perks out there trying to achieve the largest edible badong replica out there:
THAT'S definitely worrying, don't ya think? Question is, our leader is trying to remove badongs... So why worry about badong food? Especially when it signifies the act of "removing (eating) a shingel-wingel"? Sayedism is contradictory, friends. This wouldn't be the wonderful world of KingTiger if we didn't have to put up with crap like this.
And last but not least: Yep, you guessed it!
3) Sailormoon:
Okay, now who honestly didn't see this coming?
Girls wearing bikinis, flashing those ever-so divine curves... Mouths wide open as to suggest...
(Okay, now I'm definitely pushing it). Anyway, big point is:
Cartoon with girls,
Cartoon that's an anime,
Cartoon with girls in miniskirts,
Cartoon with girls in bikinis when they're not in miniskirts,
actually, Cartoon with girls FULL STOP.
Yep, straight into the Kill-On-Sight bucket for Sayedists (EAN: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!).
We have already launched counter-offensives with many geeks launching seperate, totally random defamatory attacks on this well-established anime cult (I will spare you the shockingly embarassing pics; just do a simple google search why don't ya?).
Even before Sayedism began, geeks of all queerness and stature began their pursuit of utterly (though in most cases unwittingly) defaming this proud anime heritage. I don't really care much; I just hope one day they fire whoever writes their storyline. That or the whole anime crawls into a hole and dies (Sorry Ean ;) ).
The term J*had (Excuse me while I censor it. Don't want the CIA poppin' outta nowhere like the lil' buggers they are, now do we?) means to struggle or strive in the name of you-know-who.
Of course, many of our followers will have undoubtedly noticed that our leader, in all his infinite wisdom, *silently* yells out this word everytime he demonstrates Sayedism in Modern Times 203 (See retired/dismissed/fired Admissions Officer/Chief of Butt Seck's post). Then our great messiah silently slips into the shadows for fear of an angry, t*rr*rist-fearing mob hounding him down and beating him senseless.
So, apart from these not-so-frequent expeditions, late-night outs with probably adult-rated company, many of you also probably noticed his frequent death threats on msn, and how his nickname always seems to be "I declare WAR on [Insert anything here]".
To minimize losses of Sayedist followers that may drop out due to extensive confusion-induced brain hemorrhaging, I have hereby compiled a list on everything Sayedism views with angst followed by frequent foaming at the mouth:
Sayedism's War on Everything:
A reflective compilation!
1) Barney & "Friends" :
This fat blob of purple-y badness has been literally asking for it since the get-go. Sayedism also preaches that anyone endorsing this cheeky tubby bastard should either be mauled to death, or sent to Sayedism's many re-education facilities (but the first alternative is preferred!).
If you happen to share the same name as this mascot of evil, may I be the first to bow my hat and offer a moment of silence. I might just like to add that any Sayedists with the name "Barney", must first undergo gruesome ritualistic induction rituals (Having their names changed at their respective government offices, which almost always involves some sort of long queue).
Lastly, the association known as "Barney & Friends" (Henceforth referred to as the axis of evil) is a front for Western White Supremist fanatics:
They commit every second of their worthless lives to destroying our culture (our smirnoff molotov-production sites!). The only value they contribute is their huge underground sex industry.
Therefore it is our duty as the true Sayedists of the Sands to take up arms and brutally dismember anyone donning a purple dino outfit. (And not just because a certain young relative of mine drives my study hours bonkers because he puts the Barney theme on a never-ending loop outside my room!).
2) Hot dogs:
This one is a no-brainer. Our leader, having all the qualities of a divinity (paranoia, war-hungry, envy), grows wary of the ridiculous amount of time people spend emulating their prized body parts. And he figures they cross the line when this emulation turns to food.
Y SO SERIOUS, boss? Well, you've gotta factor in all the perks out there trying to achieve the largest edible badong replica out there:
THAT'S definitely worrying, don't ya think? Question is, our leader is trying to remove badongs... So why worry about badong food? Especially when it signifies the act of "removing (eating) a shingel-wingel"? Sayedism is contradictory, friends. This wouldn't be the wonderful world of KingTiger if we didn't have to put up with crap like this.
And last but not least: Yep, you guessed it!
3) Sailormoon:
Okay, now who honestly didn't see this coming?
Girls wearing bikinis, flashing those ever-so divine curves... Mouths wide open as to suggest...
(Okay, now I'm definitely pushing it). Anyway, big point is:
Cartoon with girls,
Cartoon that's an anime,
Cartoon with girls in miniskirts,
Cartoon with girls in bikinis when they're not in miniskirts,
actually, Cartoon with girls FULL STOP.
Yep, straight into the Kill-On-Sight bucket for Sayedists (EAN: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!).
We have already launched counter-offensives with many geeks launching seperate, totally random defamatory attacks on this well-established anime cult (I will spare you the shockingly embarassing pics; just do a simple google search why don't ya?).
Even before Sayedism began, geeks of all queerness and stature began their pursuit of utterly (though in most cases unwittingly) defaming this proud anime heritage. I don't really care much; I just hope one day they fire whoever writes their storyline. That or the whole anime crawls into a hole and dies (Sorry Ean ;) ).
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
More Information on Sayedism course
Good evening citizens of the Great Soviet Union,
Following the crazy course information presented by our (FIRED gender confused EGGHEAD) admissions officer cheif Afro-Sushi, I thought it might be suitable to add more ACCURATE information about the Bachelor of Sayedism's course. I might also present some info on our breadth subjects.
Bachelor of Sayedism offers you a great oppertunity to discover the wonderful world of Sayed, its rules, your obligation and Sayedisms rewards for your action .
First, The handsome rules of Sayedism
1-NO SEX, hot mamas and gay daddies will make me seem less handsome and will cause disregard for Sayedism and its preachings.
2-EAT food(this is because of the joint venture between sayedism and Fatness first)
3-No Drinking BEER, Beer will distract you from my handsome preaching
4- No more than two balls on a chair(I dunno what the hell is this but thats what the picture says) Or it could be no extra implants for shingel wingel.
5-No smoking, makes you stinky and Sayedism will not tolerate stinky clients.
6-Physics is GAY! and I dont mean happy >.> Sayedism will not have gay subjects, people perhaps but not subjects.
7- Yell Mother land everytime you see me or Comrade(My arabian homie).
Your duties towards Sayedism and their rewards
1-You must hold against the influence of Society and their attempts to make you go "Hellooooo there Hot mama or Hot gay daddy"(sayedism respects the gay minorities).
you MUST fight till the end. Even if you have to go Kablooey in effort to protect your handsome master from the vile forces of Milk factories, twin lesbians and naked women advertisements.
If you die, then you get 72 PCs :D ahh thats what I call heaven.
If you are injured, Sayedism will reward you with healing and plenty of moustaches.
and now Moving on to the breadth subjects of sayedism
These were carefully designed to stimulate your stupidit...I mean intelligence.
(A)
it will have practical lessons of eating four Mie gorengs in 5 minutes, All must be fat so we can sit on our enemies.
warning: you may be forced to listen to the song Yellow submarine >.<
(B)
and then use them to annoy off everyone.
(C)
This is a very important breadth, it will have a 10 thousand word essay in which you have to praise Sayedism and Argue that Barney and teletubbies are part of an evil plan conducted by Dr.Zoidberg to stop kids from eating fish.
(D)
How to command your tank and troops in battle.
Examples of practical lessons:
Join the wonderful multicultaral unsexual campus of Sayedism, come to the dark side...we have cookies and junk food x[
Over and out.
Following the crazy course information presented by our (FIRED gender confused EGGHEAD) admissions officer cheif Afro-Sushi, I thought it might be suitable to add more ACCURATE information about the Bachelor of Sayedism's course. I might also present some info on our breadth subjects.
Bachelor of Sayedism offers you a great oppertunity to discover the wonderful world of Sayed, its rules, your obligation and Sayedisms rewards for your action .
First, The handsome rules of Sayedism
1-NO SEX, hot mamas and gay daddies will make me seem less handsome and will cause disregard for Sayedism and its preachings.
2-EAT food(this is because of the joint venture between sayedism and Fatness first)
3-No Drinking BEER, Beer will distract you from my handsome preaching
4- No more than two balls on a chair(I dunno what the hell is this but thats what the picture says) Or it could be no extra implants for shingel wingel.
5-No smoking, makes you stinky and Sayedism will not tolerate stinky clients.
6-Physics is GAY! and I dont mean happy >.> Sayedism will not have gay subjects, people perhaps but not subjects.
7- Yell Mother land everytime you see me or Comrade(My arabian homie).
Your duties towards Sayedism and their rewards
1-You must hold against the influence of Society and their attempts to make you go "Hellooooo there Hot mama or Hot gay daddy"(sayedism respects the gay minorities).
you MUST fight till the end. Even if you have to go Kablooey in effort to protect your handsome master from the vile forces of Milk factories, twin lesbians and naked women advertisements.
If you die, then you get 72 PCs :D ahh thats what I call heaven.
If you are injured, Sayedism will reward you with healing and plenty of moustaches.
and now Moving on to the breadth subjects of sayedism
These were carefully designed to stimulate your stupidit...I mean intelligence.
(A)
it will have practical lessons of eating four Mie gorengs in 5 minutes, All must be fat so we can sit on our enemies.
warning: you may be forced to listen to the song Yellow submarine >.<
(B)
and then use them to annoy off everyone.(C)
This is a very important breadth, it will have a 10 thousand word essay in which you have to praise Sayedism and Argue that Barney and teletubbies are part of an evil plan conducted by Dr.Zoidberg to stop kids from eating fish.
(D)
How to command your tank and troops in battle.Examples of practical lessons:
Join the wonderful multicultaral unsexual campus of Sayedism, come to the dark side...we have cookies and junk food x[
Over and out.
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