Greetings citizens,
this is threee daaaaaaawg coming to you live from my fortified bunker in a D.C hell hole...(sorry >.< too much fallout 3 GNR radio station)
After reading that Brain incinerating post in arabic by french republic, I thought I should teach al sayedists how to behave in certain situations to reflect the wisdom that is me...Hail myself.
First situation would be on how to start a meeting, and since I have been playing red alert 3, We will be japaneso in our politness, you are all instructed to do the actions illustrated in the GIF image --->
P.S: you dont have to be bald to do this, and it can also be used as a self defence mechanism.
Moreover(stupid EAP) each and everyone of you must do his best to achieve Fatness first by any means neccessary(except eating my food 0_o, I will butcher you) .
Remember, to be fat is to be proud, do not think of it as a liability, SEGA made a game that shows the strength of the fat men, in Streets of Rage 2, the fat people breath fire, bitch slap with great power and push you with their huge stomachs. Imagine what each of you can do!
Ahem...Moving on....
How to react in the face of the most feared event by any sayedist!
SCREAM AND RUN! dont make eye contact!! and try to avoid thinking of dingle wingels jumping around you!!
third case, what if you meet a "special employer" trying to "recruit" you for....unmentionable thins, You will immediatly recognize those people by their clothes...too much bling bling
Try to steal his coat!!
Forth situation, will let the image express all
in this situation you must embrace the scissors, knife meat cleaver ...or chainsaw. It is our salvation, our freedom from the hooks of women and gay men!...and the french >.>
Thats it for this public service announcement, we thank seseme street for their participation.
And we leave you with the nice look on the assault rifle weilding cookie monster !! YAA MAAN
until next time,
Peace out homies. (now I feel like listening to 50 cent >.< THE PAIN THE HORROR)
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