Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Ean Madness. You know what to expect.

So, you thought I was gone eh? Disappeared off the blogosphere eh, never to terrorise innocent blog readers and Sayed eh? A Canadian eh? Wait, scrap that last part.

Well, you were all wrong!

After a lengthy sojourn away from the blog (read: exams, packing, food poisoning, WoW; yeah, mainly WoW), I am back. In black (more on that later). Ready to scare, shock and awe with my pictures of perverse twinky gayness.

What better more than to start off with this? I like to imagine it as Sayed in the not too near future, in some Iranian men's public bath (thanks, Ancient Rome!).


Finally, a competitor who can compete with me as to whose stiffy is larger! A worthy challanger indeed!

Which brings me to this... the gif is slightly inaccurate because, as one can read from the following chat screencap (think of the colour):



It ain't black man. The schlong be brown. Back in brown more like it (see above).

And what will Sayed do with with his newly found huge brown dick? Why, chase Skeletor of course!




Damn... I feel horny. Guess I should take lessons from this guy:




What?! My ancestors were fishermen. It's natural for us to... have such an affinity with fish. Mmm... mermen, err, ladies. Be thankful all the 'Sexy Mermen' google searches were R18.

Oh, speaking of which! I'm no longer jail bait i.e. I can be taken advantaged of legally. Wait, don't bother. Sayed has learnt harsh lessons in doing so. You best be warned:




Though, his love for 'meat' is quite a draw point!





Told 'ya I was back >:)

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