Sayedism 201

(Not this crap again)

You didn't actually think that Sayedism would let you be all "Yay! I'm home-free" and all that happily after crap, did you? No, of course not. Except for our Fatness First delegate; that poor sod still has one more exam to go before his pudgy fingers are within are grasp. Oh, well, lesser of the two evils. For now.

In the holy spirit of Summer vacation-ism, we leave you with a few thoughts on how to be a better person.

We have seen how seeds of rebellion are sown, and many a times our loyal followers are led astray by the temptations of the lesser kind. But fear not! For the signs of heresy can easily be read. While the only thing to do at first is brace for more heresy, you should of course wait for the Sayedism riot police to come in and beat the crap out of these heathens. Compliance, baby.

If the conventional riot police don't do the trick, then maybe it's time to ask for divine help.
Unfortunately, oft a times the union with Fatness First has drastic repurcussions on our law enforcement capabilities.

And then again, we must remind ourselves of the attitude our great leader has exemplified, even if it means we get the same attitude from the opposite sex, humanity stops copulating and we all die out. But of course, there's always spare room for a little innuendo (If our leader says no, we tell him to go to hell).

Well, I was too damn lazy to write anything without so totally abusing my link power (Links to links about links of links to lots and lots of demotivational power). Plus I've just finished my exam so bite me, hags. I'll be putting up a new post soon(-ish); I'm making an anime on you all and right now I'm laughing my guts out at how ridiculous your cartoony versions look like.

Disclaimer: The author wishes to acknowledge the fine contributions made by many a demotivational artist and bows his head before the sheer idiocy of the human race. If you have trouble seeing any of the above pictures (or if you just want more), please contact your local tech support.