How Do I know I am back

well, its easy citizens, you will see or experience the following :

1- Fast food restaurants have decent names(Burger king and not hungry Hobo or something), their food has XXL size and does what fast food is supposed to do! Please you, make you fat and Kill you fast.

2-cigarrete advertisements have only this as a warning (smoking has serious results) >.> atleast say lung cancer, loss of dingo or something.

3- Women are fat and chunky and in no way can make you feel "special". YAA MAAN.

4- Walking legions of beardmen with big eyes and towelheads. JIIIIIIII****AD

5- You get traffic jams and "praise the government and country" signs at every corner.

6- Everyone loves piracy, xD even pc shops and mega malls.

7- There are STREET CATS around, at every garbage dump.

8- Indians are more than the chinese xD SO HA!! :P

9- There are 8 pages of international news in a newpaper instead of 2 or 4 >.> stupid Age newspaper. But also 25 pages of praise and "hiel you and hiel him and hope we get a benz" xD

10- you dont get cool things like what happened in melbournes airport yesterday: "This is the last call for passenger Mr.Freeman to board Qantas flight ### to Auckland" Gordan Freeman appearantly is taking a vacation away from episode 3 in new zealand!!


and many other things I cant remember....
damn it, I have many things to look forward to in melbourne next eyar xD! but for now, have to clean my new room...

Over and Out.