Ve Heil and Ve Heel

First lets all have a moment of meditation in this fine tank, Ooooooooooooo


Now, PAY ATTENTION.... HEIL HEEL ME

Fascists, Soviets, indofrenchs, born by parts, Mother chinas, FAT Chindians, Sumo Japaneso wrestlers and loyal Country men !!!!! Lend me your cheese....and ears.

As you can see my rights have been restored and the order of Dairy products shall rise again.

So let me enlighten you again with more of my wisdom. HUMANITY...... has too much business !!! That business poses a great threat to my new world order. That is why I have decided to gather my Gangstas and go on a jrusade(sayedism jihad xD).



As your trusted leader and protecter of cheese, I urge you all to join this effort to remove the totalitarian regime of Shwingel Dingels and tooty fruities.

Sayedism WANTS YOU... to wear your burqaa and join my army.

This army shall have the ability to achieve my vision...my dream of a better future for all mankind...a world where cheese and milk is available to all, where no bathrooms are needed. When people admire my handsomeness (Dont you dare laugh >.>) and wisdom (I repeat no laughing...especially you chindian 0_o ).

I have suffered for you all, I have been crusaded and jihaded in Medieval total war 2...all for Sayedism... so as a payback to me you all must go out and preach my words to the public.

On a lighter note, I have found an example that shows how future humans should be (The following image show it but I ONLY mean in the BUSINESS AREA) ...So dont go freakin out thinking that I as your beloved emperor and ruler will turn you all into mindless zombies with a steel plated heads and no ass...You all may keep those regions...EXCEPT for Ean...His peom still gives me nightmares.

BY THE WAY, that action will not go unpunished...
all Godzilla, Sushi and sumo salad outlets will be boycotted. Just you wait xD No more oil for you.

Now, where was I 0_o ? AHHH YES my future image of humanity


Look at the flatness, the Alien combine race in half Life 2 is a genius one...I shall follow in their footsteps.



And at the end my Noble allies..I mean Big ASS boneheads, I will leave you with these words of handsomeness-->
*Remember that with ass Comes great responsibility towards Sayedism. (I still havent figured out what that responsibility is BUT it may involve sitting on my enemies).

* Do Not falter in the face of evil badong dongs...Fight it with all your strengths soldiers, fight for all your worse...FOR Sayedism, FOR THE EMPEROR.........and milk