L4D stand-in for sex-up time

Well, I WAS going to make a sex-up post that would humble even Ean's innuendo, but today Jeff intro'd Yousef and meinself to the wonderful, funderful world of L4D. And at the end of the day, he was all "Vic you should make a blog post about it!".

And so here I am making another blog post (again at the bequest of Jeffrey. I'm still waiting on that fanservice, you bastard). And I've got to say... L4D is pure zombie-popping-out-of-nowhere AWESOME!


No limping headcrab zombies going "waaaaah, Jabbah, my ICING!!!! WAAAAH-HA-HAAAAAH!!!" (You've got to watch Idiots of Gmod to understand this joke). Instead we've got male and female zombies rushing full speed, like constipated commuters dashing for the nearest public restroom (which are few and far in between in a post-apocalyptic world). Anyway, it totally rocked.

We spent minutes of planning, searching rooms, finding the best spot and going "OKAY! Here's the best place to defend! It's only got like 1 door and 1 window", only to have our strategy blow in our faces when the zombies just went "meh" and tore down the walls either side of us. Leroy Jenkins style.

Then one time the console went crazy on us and switched to Versus mode. Basically it's where Jeffrey and Yousef played tag with me. Using their rotting, undead claws.
We all saw how well my counter-strike ninja skills paid off.
Yes, I was mindlessly violated by Jeffrey for a couple of secs (secks?!) while he gleefully went "Rip his nipples! Rip his NIPPLES!".
Being molested by a hoodie hunter has never been so much fun!

Kinda reminds me of this. I am never playing Louis. EVER.

In the midst somewhere was Yousef humbling along... All forty-jillion pounds of his fat, bobbing, boomery goodness. I blew him up a couple of times and he never did get the jump on me. =.="
But he did cover my AI partners in a gracious helping of zombie bile.
Then we chuckled on how if Sayed would ever pick the infected side, he'd definitely play as a boomer going JIIIIIHAD! as he blew himself to a kajillion pieces right next to us. From crashing kamikaze blackhawk choppers to fat suicide bombing zombies. Another skill to add to his growing repertoire!

Yousef and I did complain about the Smokers though. And that brings me to...
Oh LAWD!!! Tentacle rape on a zombie FPS?! That is so... WIN!
Nah, of course there's no rape per se, but there are smokers who'll joyfully lynch you from the rooftop.
Oh, yes, that cute puppy dog stare as you look up at them before they stick their tongues out and grab you is sooooo appropriate!

Basically the aim of this post is to get as many people as possible for an L4D versus event! So, that means bringing sayed to the dark zombiefan side! We'll take him from

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Well... since Gman gives his green sticker of approval, why don't you come join in the fun, Sayed?
I'll just leave you guys with one more cheesy closing line... Which has probably no relevance whatsoever besides Sayed having some zombie eye candy.