A Post because Sayed is so needy of our attention

Well, being the little turncoat that I am... I decided to reforge my allegiance to the corrupt and highly dubious Empire of Sayedlands. Well, Sayed's swamped with work, so I felt sorry and thought I might gather some nice little eye candy for him.

*Ahem* Now, where was I? Oh, right, here I am hoarding everything that Sayed likes and keeping it to myself for about a week. Well, no longer! To put 'em all together under some neat organized category, we'll introduce Sayedism 201!!!

#1 Sayedism teaches you to dance...
Bring along a friend or two!!! Or THREE! That's even better!!!
And what, pray tell, do you dance with?
Preferably something nice, long and phallic in nature, with a big head.


Oh, these boys have got it spot on!


#2 LOYALTY to THE MOTHERLAND!!!!
(whatever the hell the motherland is)


Yes, one of the virtues of Sayedism is looking like some highly expendable mask-wearing meta-gamer in real life.
No matter what you achieve in life you will never be as cool as this guy in the picture (who probably has another pair of arms behind his back).


#3 Knowing when to HEIL!!!
Now, who says fascism and communism don't mix? NOT SAYEDISM!!!
More than half a century later, Hitler still manages to strut his stuff!






And who can possibly forget...
#4 Our endless efforts against the abominations between the legs!
YES! Recently we've commercialized our own brand of Doritos, something the masses can't possibly deny!


#5 Some over-hyped cartoon mascots
Yes, you know him, you love to hate him, it's the Joker! Killing scantily clad women since... um... now?

(5000 internets to anyone who can tell me where I got this from)


Ahh... Feels great to get that off my shoulders...
And last pic...

Sayed, bonus points to you if you can actually get the riddle in the pic right...


Until next time, this is PNarc, signing off!