Alright lads, it's sex-up time!

Well, okay maybe not straight-off-the-bat sex-up-time, but definitely somewhere among it's ranks! More along the lines of utter complete randomness, I'd say.

I've been delaying (yes, I too procrastinate!) a new blogpost mainly because I wasn't sure if I amassed enough innuendo to outdo Ean, and partly because some little saint in me (wow I have a mini-Saint? Yay! Go ME!) just said NO.

Well, that Saint packed up, and left for greener pastures (any vacancy over there Sayed?), and now I'm making another Jan post! Kudos to the many wonders of the internet (mainly sex-related, but you can't win 'em all) for making this possible!

But fiiiiirst, I am proud to announce that my NationStates um, state, finally has it's own bank bill! Yes, that's right, a mint fell off a freighter bound for the United States of Desu and landed happily on my lap, crushing the pelvis in the process. Thankfully it means that I went for surgery and am now the proud owner of my own pair of mecha-balls, but more importantly, it means I now have creditable paper money!

How many of you other NS whores can boast the same achievement? None? YAY! And so mein internets come to life!

Uh, I might want to rethink into smaller bills though... The sheer awesome of a handful of internets might be worth more than a couple hundred dollars, what with the recession and all.


*Ahem* Moving ON! I'll open this shoddy little tour by empowering Sayed against the heathenest nation of Buttsecksers!!!

When next Ean comes a-knockin', just perk this bad girl up:
Revenge for last night's surprise buttsecks!
WAHAHAHA!!!


Anyhoo, it's now time for a brief history into gaming. And by that I of course mean some little history with a little bit of "graphic business" sprinkled in there somewhere.

Oh yes, very insightful. ONWARDS! Next pic!


Well, nothing's going to make Sayed feel any less for SSBB than he already does, so anything GOES! Oh, Snake, you've been so naughty... And we thought you were straight, dude.


*Quickly and not-so-subtly switches subject* Well, we all know about the unending debate about Pirates vs Ninjas. Well, I'm all for ninjas, but recently, the pirates have been gaining ground.

Granted, they could use their time doing better things, but it's stuff like this that just screeaaaams EPIC!

And stuff like this: http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/09202008/8/d/0/b/8d0b52182dce50_full.jpg
Now I know why it's called a joypad.
(Steven, Sayed, don't look. It's really just demotivational hentai).

Well, that's it for me. And yes, the stuff I post is a helluvalot more docile than Ean, but hey, it's the thought in them that count! And besides, two people posting Ean-grade pr0n on this blog is more than Sayed can handle; I'm just validating that crappy disclaimer I have to keep passing everytime I go to this blog.

Damn Sayedians making me pass "I understand and wish to continue" toll gates; stop wasting my tax internets!!!