What's the source of Chay, you say?

I think you know, sayed, I think you know... ;)

(I can't believe I still had the bloody clip on my mobile xDDD Mad neck bobbin' skillz there!)

Sayedindian1.mov

(One part: original clip

+

One part: slow motion (because I can and it was fun slow-mo'ing the audio)

+

3 parts: Chaiyya Chaiyyan remix

=

Walker Tango Foxtrot)

Yes the rez sucks, but what can you expect from 1 megapix?
I blame the lighting, hehehe.

Praise be to Air Crash Investigators!!!

Because you know I love you sayed... =D

Well, no hard feelings about the whole Sayed Open thing (I'll give you bonus points if you catch the pun there ;D ).
Anyway, I decided I should spice up your jukebox a bit. Enjoy.
The first one should get you in the whole Lord of the Rings mood. It's the theme song for their trailers.


The second one should set you back to your so-called Indian heritage roots, and get those lovely Indian hairs growing on your chest!!! Oh, yes, pump up that blood and do that silly neck bobble thingy!

Requiem For A Tower - Clint Mansell

Chaiya Chaiya - A.R Rahman

The Dark Knight.

A Post because Sayed is so needy of our attention

Well, being the little turncoat that I am... I decided to reforge my allegiance to the corrupt and highly dubious Empire of Sayedlands. Well, Sayed's swamped with work, so I felt sorry and thought I might gather some nice little eye candy for him.

*Ahem* Now, where was I? Oh, right, here I am hoarding everything that Sayed likes and keeping it to myself for about a week. Well, no longer! To put 'em all together under some neat organized category, we'll introduce Sayedism 201!!!

#1 Sayedism teaches you to dance...
Bring along a friend or two!!! Or THREE! That's even better!!!
And what, pray tell, do you dance with?
Preferably something nice, long and phallic in nature, with a big head.


Oh, these boys have got it spot on!


#2 LOYALTY to THE MOTHERLAND!!!!
(whatever the hell the motherland is)


Yes, one of the virtues of Sayedism is looking like some highly expendable mask-wearing meta-gamer in real life.
No matter what you achieve in life you will never be as cool as this guy in the picture (who probably has another pair of arms behind his back).


#3 Knowing when to HEIL!!!
Now, who says fascism and communism don't mix? NOT SAYEDISM!!!
More than half a century later, Hitler still manages to strut his stuff!






And who can possibly forget...
#4 Our endless efforts against the abominations between the legs!
YES! Recently we've commercialized our own brand of Doritos, something the masses can't possibly deny!


#5 Some over-hyped cartoon mascots
Yes, you know him, you love to hate him, it's the Joker! Killing scantily clad women since... um... now?

(5000 internets to anyone who can tell me where I got this from)


Ahh... Feels great to get that off my shoulders...
And last pic...

Sayed, bonus points to you if you can actually get the riddle in the pic right...


Until next time, this is PNarc, signing off!

Matchmaking for Sayed

I've gone through the 7 seas of cyberspaces to find Sayed a potential partner.

And behold!

Just remember not to draw on her.

A Hint of What I've been Up to.

Ive decided to take all the fun out of Mario Kart and turn it into a Initial D rip off. Except with cute characters n all.
Rules : Carts only. Manual.
Preferably no NPCs (because they make things very messy)

In honour of the Japanese and their touge, the main map DK Mountain which has plenty of downhill driving + curves.

Heres a video of the intense racing and drifting. Followed by Strippers. Sayed will like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYwqK5j5-o

*tehheehe taxi'rolled!

**Addition : If he doesnt, then this probably wouldnt hurt either :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw&feature=related

Why so Serious...

Remember my Sayed version of " How I got these scars?"



I was trying to touch up my work when I came across some interesting things.....





--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Deleted scene from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjwdk09rtg



"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"
"I ordered a Gotham City Pizza from Domino's. All that pepperoni was SO good...I just couldn't stop eating. I had to have more. So, I stick a pizza cutter in my mouth...and do this to myself. Now, I can fit two slices into my mouth at once. Now, I'm always smiling!"
DOMINO'S: Why So Hungry?





---------------------------------------------------------------------------------





want to know how i got these scars? A spy tried try to knife me in the back, but I turned around at the last minute and he got me with a facestab. He didn't walk away after that.





---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Got all of them from here : http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.74795?page=4

yea... its the people who hire Yahtzee.

Disturbia

Hi guys.

I've gone to places no man should go.

And today I have 2 videos to share... videos that shouldnt be shown in anyway.

Choosing the lesser of 2 evils, I chose this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8.

*Courtesy of the legendary Wayne.

if you're interested about the other video(s), think of Mickey Mouse combined with jihad.

Alright lads, it's sex-up time!

Well, okay maybe not straight-off-the-bat sex-up-time, but definitely somewhere among it's ranks! More along the lines of utter complete randomness, I'd say.

I've been delaying (yes, I too procrastinate!) a new blogpost mainly because I wasn't sure if I amassed enough innuendo to outdo Ean, and partly because some little saint in me (wow I have a mini-Saint? Yay! Go ME!) just said NO.

Well, that Saint packed up, and left for greener pastures (any vacancy over there Sayed?), and now I'm making another Jan post! Kudos to the many wonders of the internet (mainly sex-related, but you can't win 'em all) for making this possible!

But fiiiiirst, I am proud to announce that my NationStates um, state, finally has it's own bank bill! Yes, that's right, a mint fell off a freighter bound for the United States of Desu and landed happily on my lap, crushing the pelvis in the process. Thankfully it means that I went for surgery and am now the proud owner of my own pair of mecha-balls, but more importantly, it means I now have creditable paper money!

How many of you other NS whores can boast the same achievement? None? YAY! And so mein internets come to life!

Uh, I might want to rethink into smaller bills though... The sheer awesome of a handful of internets might be worth more than a couple hundred dollars, what with the recession and all.


*Ahem* Moving ON! I'll open this shoddy little tour by empowering Sayed against the heathenest nation of Buttsecksers!!!

When next Ean comes a-knockin', just perk this bad girl up:
Revenge for last night's surprise buttsecks!
WAHAHAHA!!!


Anyhoo, it's now time for a brief history into gaming. And by that I of course mean some little history with a little bit of "graphic business" sprinkled in there somewhere.

Oh yes, very insightful. ONWARDS! Next pic!


Well, nothing's going to make Sayed feel any less for SSBB than he already does, so anything GOES! Oh, Snake, you've been so naughty... And we thought you were straight, dude.


*Quickly and not-so-subtly switches subject* Well, we all know about the unending debate about Pirates vs Ninjas. Well, I'm all for ninjas, but recently, the pirates have been gaining ground.

Granted, they could use their time doing better things, but it's stuff like this that just screeaaaams EPIC!

And stuff like this: http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/09202008/8/d/0/b/8d0b52182dce50_full.jpg
Now I know why it's called a joypad.
(Steven, Sayed, don't look. It's really just demotivational hentai).

Well, that's it for me. And yes, the stuff I post is a helluvalot more docile than Ean, but hey, it's the thought in them that count! And besides, two people posting Ean-grade pr0n on this blog is more than Sayed can handle; I'm just validating that crappy disclaimer I have to keep passing everytime I go to this blog.

Damn Sayedians making me pass "I understand and wish to continue" toll gates; stop wasting my tax internets!!!

How To be from DA HOLY in Sayedism!!

I just came back from work, the reason which will make me appear online even less >.>!!

I thought I should blog today about something very important to every true Sayedist! Something that you all aspire to become! that is Becoming from Da holy!!

And how to we become from the holy in the eyes of our most goodness gracious leader ...A.K.A me !!!!! SIMPLE!! Follow some of the new commandments which I will issue today!!!!! YA MAN! :p

The first of my commandments today is "thou ASSholes must not watcheth wretched seafood shows on the foul internet"and by sea food shows I mean what Ean calls "Pron" >.> I will and I mean I WILL find out if you watch those antisayedism propaganda shows!! and then you shall be pickle jarred!!



Number 2 "Thine mustht loveth thouth computerth and admireth "

Number 3 " THOU has to protecteth and cherishes the gift of German and soviet Tanks "

My personal favourate ! Commandment number 4 states " THOU haveth a duty to make thine wretched Barney and fatso TV stomach freaketh tubbies suffer in painish (NOT PENIS >.> you hear me Ean!!) and make thou them say awweth"


and the last one (for now) is " Kittens and moustaches combined in holyness musteth be heiled with great enthusiasimeth"

God damn you Othello >.< style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 390px; height: 120px;" src="http://fc62.deviantart.com/fs38/f/2008/327/2/c/Raving_Rabbids_error_message_by_LadyShamisen.png" alt="" border="0">
the crysis raving rabbit pic is too big to be posted...1 MB >.<

Over and out....daaaamn tired!!

Box Assisted Kill you say?

Yes, I am a thunder spamming whore.

But hey, its so effective in deny you guys from mauling my little electric mouse.
As a result Im going to show you a video of more thunder spamming.



And the next character on my list that I'm going to try to be good at.....

*sorry but I cant seem to embed it. If anyone would be kind enough to help me embed it for me? thanks. :)*

"EDIT by PNarc"
Must I do EVERYTHING for you? :P

SSBB Playtime

Since Sayed won't quit resisting the temptations of the opposite sex Smash Bros, it's up to me to bring you all a very special pro-SSBB propaganda update! (Wow, the Jan posts just keep comin' >.<' ) Some of the highlights were:
1. Nintendog!
2. The special offscreen high-five backstab combo!
3. The ridiculous amounts of Pokemon-related violence
4. BOSS: Toon Link - killed by a rocking box.


Nintendog
Oh
My
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!!!

A cute puppeh in a brawl game?!
.
..
... Well I have no idea why I'm so surprised (This IS Nintendo, for goodness' sake >.< ) The awesomeness of the Nintendog can only be described by saying:

'Twas a giant puppy,
who doth melt many a cold fighter's heart with it's lovable puppeh dawg eyes,
and led many a brawler to their sweet, sweet demise (at the end of a 100-foot offscreen drop)
by blocking Jeffrey's ultra-wide Hi-Def screen with it's uncanny habit
of scratching gleefully at the screen with it's cute, scrawny little paws

Sooooo... what exactly evokes this Nintendog Powerup?
Fortunately for us, Youtube, as always, has the answer!



As you can plainly see, P1 takes up his jar of whatsit and activates the Weapon-Of-Mass-Cuddliness at around 15:00; shortly before he is blasted by Snake's Final Smash.

Right about now, I can figure sayed going "Screw the dog! Cats are better!". "No wait! TANKS! YAAA MON! xD"

Can a tank block the screen and kill your favorite cartoon heroes (Yes, Captain Falcon is also in SSBB)?!
NO! I Don't think so!!!



*Ahem* Now, it's time for some
Offscreen High-Five Backstabbing Combo Action!!!

Well, Yousef is probably going to kill me for this, but I love my shining moments in a Sudden Death. I always seem to win when it comes to Sudden Death (Yes, my methods are unconventional but then again, you've got to go to the extremes for victory!!!).

So. There we were. My Second "SUDDEN DEATH". First time was against Jeffrey. And we all remember how that went... *flashback action time!*

Unseen commentator: SUDDEN DEATH!
Jay: AHHHH! GET OFF!!!

*smacks Jeff to oblivion where he is incinerated off screen, creating a fancy blaze of fire. *Queue cheesy Johny Bravo style* Mmmm... shiny blaze of fire-y.

Jeffrey: What the heck just happened?!


Ahh... Good times. But that's all in the past! Next up was Yousef! And I was determined to keep my Unbeaten-in-SSBB-Sudden-Death merit! So, we didn't even know we were in Sudden Death and Yousef holds his hand up to high-five me after beating Jeff and Steven.

At the back of my head I was going "huh? I didn't know it was co-op...".
Then I just shrugged and high-fived Yousef. And then of course...

"SUDDEN DEATH"

Oh, wow. I still have my controller on. Bang. Yousef's dead. May he rest in peace in Nintenworld.
*moment of silence*


*pops head back up!* Well, that was fun! Now for...
Pokemon- Gotta Beat 'em ALL!

Okay. Has anyone noticed the disturbing amount of pokemon violence? Where's the love, Pikachu?!

Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Thunder....-bolt?

Ah-ah-A-OWWWWWWWWW!!!!

So, my poor Ness character was getting Pika-mauled by an unending torrent of Pika-magic. Jeffrey was having fun running around as this little yellow mouse/raccoon/kangaroo/pest thing, summoning giant bolts of lightning. And we couldn't touch him while he was doing that. (Oh wait, I think Jeff wanted me to keep that a secret until he could match up with Sayed in SSBB... Oh well. *insert evil grin here* )

HEY! NO FAIR! While Jeffrey was off enjoying his AoE moment, Steven was busy getting reacquainted with the controls.

After getting a little too comfortable with Pikachu, Steven seemed to have forgotten that the pokemon trainer had a different control set. And he was busy throwing pokeballs, switching to no avail.
"Um, what the...?"
"Oh, wait, no I'm the pokemon trainer dude".
Sooo... Pikachu's Thunderbolt move translated to throwing a ridiculous number of pokeballs for the poke-trainer dude.

Each time he was transforming from Bulbasaur to Squirtle to Charizard. And he didn't know why.
"Oh wait! I forgot! I'm not Pikachu!"

Funnily enough... Squirtle was pretty effective against the Pika-bolts. Water > Electricity? Hmmm...

Well, at least I know what Pokemon EAN would like to play as...
Muahahaha.

And our final headline today iiisss.....

BOSS: Toon Link - killed by a rocking box.

So, Yousef persisted the longest against the final Boss (Toon Link), but alas, Pit was not enough against the toony foe (I guess having only two dimensions to worry about eases the burden a little >.< ).

Up next was Master Kung-Fu Brawler Jeffrey, who masted the art of Pika-lightning-whoring. And... he won. Apparently rocking the boat isn't such a bad expression... Just be sure to pack a giant wooden crate that will knock your opponent into oblivion.

Box-assisted kill. Hehehe...

Ah... and that should be about it for today's update! More SSBB action as it comes to you!
*Queue the rolling character credits screen! Someone with mad CS skills man the turret!*

Why Sayed refuses to play SSBB

This is probably why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18jou1rA9ps&feature=channel_page

Because nipple plucking is fun

Well to be frank, Yahtzee was the one who came up with nipple plucking in the first place.
I am just merely repeating his words of wisdom.


Victors story about out flawed defence was very true. We spent a good time scouring the abandon house to find a room to defend ourselves in. And we decided that the kids bedroom would be a good spot since there're only 1 door and 1 window.

Thus blowing a little hole in the door with my shotgun for me to shoot through, we held out the place for awhile. It was until I realised that zombies were already in the room made me notice that the walls we had on our sides were.... gone.

So in the end we just camped along the stairs like we did in No Mercy (another level), while enduring hunter jumps and Smoker lynchings.

Or how about the time we scoured the place to find for the witch. You could hear her crying and all, but we werent sure where she was. We also saw that the safe room was just up ahead, perfect, we've completed the section of the level with everyone having green health bars.

Then just as the game director hates us or something, a horde of zombies came.

Ok, there was abit of panic.
Then a boomer came along and puked on us.

Ok, that was nasty. More zombies.
Then in came smokers and hunters.

even nastier.
And just when things were going bad with zombies mobbing each of us, the worse happened.

Yusuf startled the witch.
Needless to say, he got killed :D .

Im going to bed, so Im gonna cut out tales of Victor running off without Yusuf and I for the helicopter.

Or the 2 times we got slaughtered as we tried to get to the tank for evacuation.
*ok, it was an APC, not a tank...



Evaleanst has Left 4 Bed

L4D stand-in for sex-up time

Well, I WAS going to make a sex-up post that would humble even Ean's innuendo, but today Jeff intro'd Yousef and meinself to the wonderful, funderful world of L4D. And at the end of the day, he was all "Vic you should make a blog post about it!".

And so here I am making another blog post (again at the bequest of Jeffrey. I'm still waiting on that fanservice, you bastard). And I've got to say... L4D is pure zombie-popping-out-of-nowhere AWESOME!


No limping headcrab zombies going "waaaaah, Jabbah, my ICING!!!! WAAAAH-HA-HAAAAAH!!!" (You've got to watch Idiots of Gmod to understand this joke). Instead we've got male and female zombies rushing full speed, like constipated commuters dashing for the nearest public restroom (which are few and far in between in a post-apocalyptic world). Anyway, it totally rocked.

We spent minutes of planning, searching rooms, finding the best spot and going "OKAY! Here's the best place to defend! It's only got like 1 door and 1 window", only to have our strategy blow in our faces when the zombies just went "meh" and tore down the walls either side of us. Leroy Jenkins style.

Then one time the console went crazy on us and switched to Versus mode. Basically it's where Jeffrey and Yousef played tag with me. Using their rotting, undead claws.
We all saw how well my counter-strike ninja skills paid off.
Yes, I was mindlessly violated by Jeffrey for a couple of secs (secks?!) while he gleefully went "Rip his nipples! Rip his NIPPLES!".
Being molested by a hoodie hunter has never been so much fun!

Kinda reminds me of this. I am never playing Louis. EVER.

In the midst somewhere was Yousef humbling along... All forty-jillion pounds of his fat, bobbing, boomery goodness. I blew him up a couple of times and he never did get the jump on me. =.="
But he did cover my AI partners in a gracious helping of zombie bile.
Then we chuckled on how if Sayed would ever pick the infected side, he'd definitely play as a boomer going JIIIIIHAD! as he blew himself to a kajillion pieces right next to us. From crashing kamikaze blackhawk choppers to fat suicide bombing zombies. Another skill to add to his growing repertoire!

Yousef and I did complain about the Smokers though. And that brings me to...
Oh LAWD!!! Tentacle rape on a zombie FPS?! That is so... WIN!
Nah, of course there's no rape per se, but there are smokers who'll joyfully lynch you from the rooftop.
Oh, yes, that cute puppy dog stare as you look up at them before they stick their tongues out and grab you is sooooo appropriate!

Basically the aim of this post is to get as many people as possible for an L4D versus event! So, that means bringing sayed to the dark zombiefan side! We'll take him from

To

Well... since Gman gives his green sticker of approval, why don't you come join in the fun, Sayed?
I'll just leave you guys with one more cheesy closing line... Which has probably no relevance whatsoever besides Sayed having some zombie eye candy.

Ean wont like this.....

Know the cyber cafe next door to Blue Towers?

.

..

...

....

......

.......

........

.......

.....

...

..

.

They claim to have it.
3 survivors and 1 pet Kermit will find out tomorrow.


If we dont report back, something horribly wrong involving 4 fingers and the infection has happened.