Sayedsim and world events

Greeting Citizens of the great Soviet Union,

As most of you know, stupid exams are annoying us currently, so I thought of expressing Sayedism's views on some events(domestic and international).

Your beloved tyranical emperor (ME!!) always emphasises certain obligations you have towards me, allow me to elaborate:



Why am I emphasising respect all of a sudden? I have received several reports of planned revolts against me!!! And to make matters worse, whenever I threaten anyone
or attempt to sing R.E.S.P.ECT by Aretha Franklin, (here is the youtube vid if you want to imagine me singing it xD)

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVCe-Fybc

everyone becomes like this guy in the picture


This is not acceptable(I have a most tender voice....and NO I am not in denial >.>)!! I demand you all submit your cheeseburgers to me, I am your beloved handsome unsexual very good looking well dressed leader !!! The outcomes for being against me will incur the wrath of my fearless legions
And I will fire you as I fired chief of admissions sir Ean von bon Buttsecks






Now that we are done with the domestic matters, onwards to expressing my ideas about more pressing issues:

1- The Vile spread of the Ipods and Iphones:

These instruments of heresy allow men and women(or gay men and lesbians) to interact allowing unauthrised transaction to occur between their businesses(No pun intended 0_0).

That is why your great lovely leader has directed a group of deranged developers to come up with a product that will annihilate the Ipod market.

BEHOLD!! The IHiel!!!!!

This product will play war songs 24/7 and is designed to accomodate the Sieg Hiel move whenever a good citizen wants to hiel my moustache. It blocks all prawn activities and forces you to watch vids of tanks all day long if the screen is activated.

2- The american election

You know what I am talkign about, the circus is in town
STARRING

Cruella de ville(Republican version)
This women demonstrates why men shouldnt get married!! She is a monster and a hairless grandmother!!! Remember my words!! Do not fall in love....(especially with her >.>)


Also.........This image represents my views about the two candidates :

I hope they both get their businesses choped off!! No offense to pinky and the brain xD
I want to explain why I cosider them DUMBASSES but :p I have studying to do.

our broadcast is over for today. Until next time,


Over and out.