Sayedism and marriage

Good evening comrades of the great Sayedistic Union!

Today I will go through a very important aspect of the philosophy that is Sayedism. That is "Holding your shingel wingel". True sayedist will chop chop their inner instincts os sexuality!! No women, gay men, lesbians and shemales or transsexuals are allowed. You will instead dedicate your time to think of Black suits and Tiger tanks.

Reasons behind this ideoligy?

1) Psychological reasons:
In this I will be talking from an arabian prospective. Women in arabian culture NAG, and by nag I mean talking in a horrible voice with a rate of 100 words per second. It will make listening to your boring lecturers seem like a picnic. This will be even more painful in the case of marrying a gay man, since they will be talking about fashion, nail polish and how their ass looks in tight jeans UNTIL you head goes kablooey. Despite that, the way they walk and talk might provide some amusement to crazy people such as myself.



2)Financial reasons
You cant argue this one back :p unless you have done HOI in Trinity college. Women LOOOOVE buying STUFF!! Or atleast thats what arabain media show. They will make you go bankrupt and leave you homeless. generally speaking, they will try to be up to date with fashion, makeup, Oprah diets, facelift, Botox and every "stay young and sexy" crap there is. And if you are terribly unlucky, they will want the latest phones and super model clothing. You will CRY!! Unless, she is a gamer which will make the money well spent. STILL, you will suffer.

The diagram here illustrates the normal pathway of a man compared to the route taken by a women in a mall. The outcome is ...unimaginable.



3) chemical reasons:
Ahh, this one is the king of the hill out of all my points. Those types of relationships(i.e. gay or normal marriage) will general involve some unhygeinic things...you know.... the unmentionable things moving and the substance of doom spilling! OHH GOD...I ma getting nigthmares tonight. Its like "Baddaah bing baddah boom"-->broken beds and washing sheets every freakin day. Since I am a man of science I will bring evidence. Studies have shown that you might get a heart attack during having business( and I dont mean financial TRANSACTION >.>) !!! 0_0 I am not making that up! I swear I read it in a newspaper!
Warning: This is more hazardous with gays since they might have had spicy food.

4) Economic reasons:
Ok !! this one is important so listen up!!! STOP HUMPING EACH OTHER!!!! we have enough humans!! My mie goreng price has gone up to 70 cents due to higher number of humans born! Damn you!!! Six freakin billion eggheads!! COME ON!! Enough fluid exchange already! We need to go down to 2 billion again! brrrrr Please just dont do JOJO with each otehr for 40 years! thats al I am asking!! Cant you throw water balloons at each other instead.....soon enough earth will look like this --->


and finally
5) Because I SAID SO >:[



SO shut it and listen to me, I is **bleep** smart and philosophical. Every true brave sayedist must chop off business and sell as pickles. Revenue guaranteed xp Remember my words and do not stray and surrender to the temptation of caves of wonders, milk facilities, tenticaled octopus looking organ(A.K.A badong dong dong) or the famed holes of doom. Chop it off or use fast dry cement.

P.S. I deny all alligations os sexism since I targeted gay men and women too :D and in the words of Jeffrey "I dont give a sex about it" or was it "ahh business it"?...I dont give a business about it? 0_o? I just changed the f words he uses with the actual words. They dont sound normal though. I hate the F-word!! creates bad images of whoever says it and nearest creature or object in my head !!!!

"Fools, The warning has been given, their fate is in their own hands now" (Madiev, the last guardian of earth, warcraft III)

Over and out.