Now I was planning to make a nice news report one like last time.
but clearly Im short on time.
So anyway, heres some all filler no killer.
THE SAYED TIMES
Reports have held account that after the devastating attack by the AARF on Premier Sayed during Operation Prosh Week, the grand leader has decided to battle the scourge of "bouncy businesses" once and for all.
Our Great Leader has declared that from this day forth, citizens shall be rewarded by combating flimsy external body organs by being rewarded a place in the Prestigious Imperial Sayedism Army Academy (PISAA).
PISAA, first established in the 1808SY has been renouned throughout the world for its aggressive use of tanks, and the exploitation of the Stormtrooper Effect in its many armed branches.
General Moustache, a -5i Star general was confirmed the rumours of the new incentive to the people.
" However, us the army being smarter then the great leader have realised that this plan is flawed. Obviously people would rather not loose any of their organs. However, our engineers with all their knowledge of fluid mechanics have came up with a practical and eye appealing solution. Not only will this new protocol bring out a revolutionisation of our armed forces, it too shall rid our nation of dangling organs. Not to mention it too has Kevlar properties"
Reports have indicated that the first batch of testing amongst the people shall begin with the females first. If found successful, males will be made to undergo similiar procedure.
Our people hail the Leaders ideas as great and fantastico. Truly, it makes our army
" Harder Better Faster Stronger"
Here is the lastest recruiting poster.
No comments:
Post a Comment