Introducing.... the Sayed Model

Recognising the need for well educated and informed Sayedists, Kommander-in-Chief Tong Zhi Sayed has tasked me to come up with a university course fitting for his great knowledge.

After working with the geniuses behind the /sarcasm *WILDLY* popular /sarcasm Melbourne Model, we introduce...

THE SAYED MODEL

The Sayed Model is the premier Higher Education gate way into the upper echelons of Sayedism, and possibly into Sayed's pants. It offers a well-rounded education giving students a full view into the philosophy (or lack-of) of Sayedism, the applications of Sayedism in the modern work place as well as providing students with higher education options.

The Bachelor of Sayedism is designed to be a 3 year course, and is structured as followed (without any of that breadth bullshit). Just kidding, breadth is awesome!









The Sayedism Honours year builds on the Bachelor of Sayedism and introduces higher research options.



The Masters of Sayedism offers Post-Graduates and new dimension to Sayedism research, and is offered to high achieving Honours Year students.



The Doctor of Sayedosophy is the ultimate of ultimates in Sayedist Peon education, and is offered only to the brightest (actually, dumbest) of Sayedist pupils.



These courses will be offered at the newly formed but somehow ancient and unrespected University of Sayed, College Square, Level 6, Unnumbered Conference Room.

Applicaton fees are 5 fish fingers, and applications for Spring 2009 close December 2008.

If needed, please contact:

Admissions Officer cum Chief of Butt Secks
Ph: 1900-ADMISSIONS-UOS
email: admissions@unisayed.com

The Bachelor of Sayedism, and all its related courses, The Bachelor of Sayedism (Honours), The Masters of Sayedism, The Doctor of Sayedosophy are copyrighted trade marks of the University of Sayed.