Good day to all unsexual people...as for the rest, GO TO HELL! xP
Have you ever sat down and wondered "How will the agent smith forsaken world be if there was no Sayedism?".
Today I will show you a sample of that horrible mental image of this human infested world.
In that world, humans will never stop producing, they will keep on getting married and humanity will never end. And by that I mean there will be no new age for earth! The dinosaurs stopped for us, Must we be hit by a giant meteor to stop sexual stock exchange!
Who knows!! Maybe the new incoming race will be Intelligent cats or a new race of tank transformers! But REMEMBER!! We have to give chance for them! Dont people get tired of doing business...0_0 its too fluidy(if that word exists) and well...erm...jelly like!
We must stop making horrible beasts with two backs(Sometimes three for those weirdos with very liberated mind 0_0 ACK !! HORRIBLE).
Back to the topic at hand!! what would the world be!I will tell you. Degeneracy will consume all!
(1)Bowling shops will turn into heretical institutes (click the pictures for more detailed..ehm..presentation of what is written on those...shops ><)
A man should be allowed to go to bowling even if his...um...businesses are not attached. VAT IS DIS? and we need to polish them too? THE HELL IS THAT! People, listen to me!we need scissors, everyone must have scissors.(2)Shops will have brain damaging things written on them! How can decent people buy chainsaws (to chop peoples business off) from shops without being exposed to such heresy.
I find it amazing that when I looked at these two shops last year in Trinity, they seemed innocent, the Hammer time was my favourate!(3)UNRESPECTED walking milk machine carriers will roam the dark streets at night looking for dangling unchopped and unpickled shingel wingels.
(4)and then eventually, even in day light people will start to become naked!! 0_0 AAAAAAAHHHH HORRIBLE.
Politicians want you to do hanky panky with a hot mama or hot gaydaddy, because it gives them more boneheads to rule and more consumers for the industrial companies.Citizens! Let us not leave things go down that horrid path! Say NO to the temptation of women and gay men! Scissors are the only way to salvation! Submit to me all your pickle jars!! hurry up to the closest scissors or meat cleaver! And do your civic duty towards Sayedism and Fatness first! Or ELSE
As Dr.Breen once said "Instinct is our enemy, let us not let it take us back to darker times"
EXCEPT eating of course!! we encourage you to eat! fatness first has a joint venture with me....cannot risk splinter cells right now >.>
Over and out.
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