Sayedism's News

How you doin Citizens? I am good. And I know you didnt ask back but SHUT IT!

So let me tell you about my day....I was minding my own business in good old YMCA Playing pc games and day dreaming about destroying the human world.
When I remembered that one of my minions advised me to buy a pair of jeans since I dont "Appeal"as he CLAIMS to the youth of this world with my fashionable nice black clothing.




So I stopped playing and decided to go out and buy them from the city.

I dont know why this happens everytime I get out of my apartment, but for some weird reason EVERY couple in Melbourne finds making out infront of me to be very interesting and amusing Even if I GLARE AT THEM!!!! Three freakin DOUCHEBAG couples decided to exchange saliva and do KISSY WISSY while I am waiting for the traffic light to go green.

This world is out to get me!! I am sure.

After that, when I arrived at my destination, I thought the nightmare has ended. However, it was just beginning. I was greeted by large scores of underware and shorts advertisements(with naked men and women in them) and my response was:

0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

To deal with this calamity, I chose to remember the Smith and thought how he would respond to such a situation, too bad I didnt have heavy artillery at that moment.

And to make matters worse, the GENIUSES at Big W thought the perfect spot for business socks would be opposite bikini style men's underware ..

Humans BONEHEADS! I am trying to kill instinct here! That is why SPREADING Magazines and shops full of naked people around me IS NOT HELPING!

Anyway, your brave leader persevered and fought back over those damned things, I focused on teh task at hand...UNTIL an IDIOT approached me while pointing at a pack of men's underware and said "Excuse me sir, Is this underware small or medium size?"

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FREAKIN FRACKING SHEASIN WEASIN FEASIN SHOTEN BOTEN !!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why??WHY! Do I look like customer support!!!!!! My formal clothing should have indicated that I am a business man not Big W staff...EVEN IN SAFEWAY THIS HAPPENS!!!!



P.S. I am NOT denying my indian heritage which I share with Iraj :p ARRR YAAAR VAT YOU TALKIN! TWO CHAPATIES WITH ONIONS PLEASE!! and HOLD the pickles xD

Over and out.