Gentlemen

Now is the time to strike. Faith in Sayedism is shrinking. Years of faking stupidity has paid off. Tongzhi Jeffrey has already started AARF.

Now, I proclaim the formation of PENIS (Pent-up Eros Nude Infidel Superheroes). We must strive to sexually liberate all Sayedians.

FOR THE CAUSE!
HEIL PENIS!