Today, one of my feared visions has come true. I have discovered heresy and questioning in my followers. If you have seen the previous posts then you already know what I mean. :( Is that how you reward me ? I gave you my wisdom,knowledge and cheeeeeeese! and what did I get in return....Heresy... and losing in Mario party 8 ><
You should trust in my visions of the future and follow them without thinking....Stay pure and secure....destroy the inner instincts of love...it IS ALL IN DA MIND.
You will be rewarded by happiness and the wonderful lonliness, I can even throw in a couple of swiss cheese for ya.
And now lets get down to business(not my business definition since that will count as heresy), I shall refer to this heretic as FATSO. FATSO questioned my boundless wisdom, my eternal handsomeness and my precise teachings. LOVE IS BAD LOVE IS BAD LOVE IS BAD. ALL MUST eat cheese and stay silent.
I will reply to his arguements in a better way, HOOKERS AND MAN BAM BAM JIGGLOS should BE SHOT ON SIGHT. Love must be exterminated. Look to the PC and Agent smith for inspiration. These have forsaken love and so must we. Think of great tiger tanks and how we look horrible compared to them xD hmmmmmm Kingtiger tanks....perfection.
Remember the rewards sayedism can grant you,
I promise you a brighter future if you are loyal to me. A future where each of you gets a tank(after taking over the world ofcourse):
and my game designers shall make decent games with no sexual stuff to counter the degeneracy of new games such as GTA IV, Here are some of those titles I am going to distribute.
HA !! Calling all degenarates...try finding an unrespected woman in these games WAHAHAHAHA :p
Stick with me and you will all be happy, I will even give you a companion cube for you to share emotions with(better to have minor somewhat pure heresy than big ugly ones with real females or gay men which cause AIDS and death or just turn you deaf because of blabbering..the companion cube is always silent)
p.s. girls and gay men might look at you in a funny way but discard them, Sayedism shall offer you more cheeseburgers in return.we will all be like a happy George Bush...
If you follow me.
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