Sayedism Bachelor Action Time!

Well everyone, its time for the not so frequent sex-up posts of mine (Sayed and Victor, thank your lucky stars I don't so this often enough).

Lets start off with Sayedism's personal sex-up squad (also doubling up as the Sayedism cheer team)!



Don't you love those abs, those bulging crotches? Its Disco time boys! Get those 'doms out 'cause you'll need 'em later.

Next up, from the Soviet Union of Russian Macho-Men, we introduce Mr. Sergei Smirnoff, who may I add, looks absolutely fantabulously macho!


Mr. Smirnoff is a Colonel in the Russian Army, and he knows a few tricks, mainly to do with his Wizard Robe and Hat!

Moving on, we welcome our ever-so-needed Japanese stud, fresh off the sets of Ju-on and what not. Say hello to Mr. TDTF, amazingly aged only between 5 and 8!


Lastly, I enviously announce the arrival of a man with a bigger schlong than me, please welcome the half-cactus half-human, Epic Win Dick Balls Man!




Bet you guys can't unsee now eh?




The author would like to apologise to all who were/will be/am still scarred by the fantabulously queer pictures.