In light of recent events, the Daily Dong brings you exclusive facts on the ongoing unfolding of unprecendented events that seem to point towards the collapse of Sayedism!
Our reporters report that his horniness, HMD (His Mighty Dong Sayed (ranked 1st class Moo, Honour of the Sharpned Willy, Chairperson of the Distinguished Order of the Cave o' Wonders)was reputedly held to a trial regarding his alleged acts of potential Foseq Fojoor.
With the return of Inquisitor Khor to the interwebs, an inquiry has been launched to determine the true stance of his horniness regarding his faith to Sayedism.
( Conspiracy Theorists now reckon that the mysterious destruction of the Inquisitor's old modem was in fact an act of sabotage, aimed at stalling the Inquisitor hearing of his horniness's decrease in faith. Fingers have been pointed to either his horniness himself, if not his newly aquired Lebanese backed militia, named Al-Dickee.)
Word has leaked out that a trial held sometime this week involved Emperor of
I typed out more, but the site clipped it off. I'll have it posted soon.
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