SAYEDLAND RELIGIOUS POLICE HAS RAID PARTY AT DAILY DONG OFFICES
Dynamic entry confirmed to have caused multiple breeches as well as penetrations
Slutday, February 6 ---- Early in the wee wee hours this morning, the most respectable offices of the Daily Dong were raided by Al-ModhadJoojoo division of the Sayedland religious police. Thbreais move follows the earlier article we placed up regarding the trial of HMD Sayed. It seems that the religious police in a move to stem the wane of faith has decided to stop us from reporting the truth on his horniness's diverting from the truth faith.
As they always do, about 300 officers raided our respectable offices in the Ishcuntdar district this morning. Despite no resistance from our noble workers, the religious police decided to breech our building using their special DEPV ((Dynamic Entry Penetration Vehicle). Its armour piercing head shoots out a guzzling white sticky fluid that weakens the wall's structure, allowing easy breach n bang.
Special religious police armed with batons (see below)
proceded to round up our workers. Should they attempt to resist, or exist in anyway, deep piercing thrusts were applied on unruly behaviour. Much of these thrusts were to orifices.
Commander of al-ModhadJoojoo Achmed Abu Buubuu Joojoo commented : " Today is a great triumph to the word of HMD. These rabble rousers will taste the rubber of our batons and shall forever remember that obedience is compulsory. If you dont rewrite your columns exclusively in favor of the great venerable Sayed, we shall LOVE YOU LONG TIME"
In the meantime in the far Glorious Nation of Malaysia, a certain politician is undergoing a trial regarding him performing sodomy. With the headlines on day 1 reading : Sodomy Starts.
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