In the famous words of the legendary and most venerable al-moo

"I see j00, bitches!"


Many of you gathered here today (that's what, 3 guys?) are wondering, how can our high and established leader of the Dongs redeem himself, especially after faltering so shamelessly to the ways of Morrigan joojoo'ism? *Cue cheesy Ean ha-ha's and pointing*

Yes, sayed has become addicted, but has he really fallen so far?
I say, NAY, lads, because quite frankly, he has not yet learned
Rule #403:


And yes, let's face it, he hasn't been in RPGs long enough to know that
(Although he may claim to).



The lastest offensives by the disgusting and shameless perpetuators
of heresy and all that is "ICK!" in the offices of The Daily Dong
are, by Sayed's own graceful and eloquent words, not chunky and therefore
INVALID.

(Even though I have to admit, you have gotten portly yourself,
Jeffrey. Tell us when you can comfortably fit back in your jeans, k?) <_<


So then, where does this great threat come from?
Is it the traitorous nation of iRaj, who (you'll come to know soon enough)
has recently been revealed in a scandalous affair involving lewd text
messaging and as a result a very paranoid HMD?

I say NAY!

Is it Attorney at Lawl Victa who has recently come forth as engaging in
a relationship with the other sex?!

Again, I SAY NAY! (Oh wait, maybe that could be it)


So where from does our biggest threat loom forth?

It is, of course, from the illicit and lesser known but
still very very evil Ean-kun!
What, with his panty-loving habits,
perfectly caricatured here,
as he professes he needs MOAAAAARRRRRRR... panty sauce!

(Dear Lord what have you been up to in Brunei?) :/



This deep-seeded evil hails from the land of perversions (Evidence here) and through many, many years of
(mainly televised) unorthodox training, has perfected the art of lol-sarcasm.


By now of course, we have effectively deployed countermeasures. Be warned,
you dastardley Cubs cap abuser (Yes Ean, get something new, for goodness' sake), your days are numbered!



We have also deployed nefarious printing establishments with ulterior purposes.
Unfortunately our stupid employees sometimes unwittingly give us away.



Soon at a dinkums near you!


Unfortunately, we all know the consequences of resistance, and we may only be encouraging such vile underhanded attempts to destabilize our nation of the glorious iSayedlands.



Fear not, brothers! For we shall overcome this tide!

As our great Imams have preached before us,
only through great teamwork may we aspire to
build a prosperous and cooperative society
dig bigger graves for us all!

Until next time, this is the advocate for his honorable HMD, the Attorney at Lawl, Vic, signing out. *Is tired after walking all day*


Oh and yes, Sayed eye candy:

SAYEDISM CRISIS!!!! DAY 2

SAYEDLAND RELIGIOUS POLICE HAS RAID PARTY AT DAILY DONG OFFICES

Dynamic entry confirmed to have caused multiple breeches as well as penetrations

Slutday, February 6 ---- Early in the wee wee hours this morning, the most respectable offices of the Daily Dong were raided by Al-ModhadJoojoo division of the Sayedland religious police. Thbreais move follows the earlier article we placed up regarding the trial of HMD Sayed. It seems that the religious police in a move to stem the wane of faith has decided to stop us from reporting the truth on his horniness's diverting from the truth faith.

As they always do, about 300 officers raided our respectable offices in the Ishcuntdar district this morning. Despite no resistance from our noble workers, the religious police decided to breech our building using their special DEPV ((Dynamic Entry Penetration Vehicle). Its armour piercing head shoots out a guzzling white sticky fluid that weakens the wall's structure, allowing easy breach n bang.

Special religious police armed with batons (see below)

proceded to round up our workers. Should they attempt to resist, or exist in anyway, deep piercing thrusts were applied on unruly behaviour. Much of these thrusts were to orifices.

Commander of al-ModhadJoojoo Achmed Abu Buubuu Joojoo commented : " Today is a great triumph to the word of HMD. These rabble rousers will taste the rubber of our batons and shall forever remember that obedience is compulsory. If you dont rewrite your columns exclusively in favor of the great venerable Sayed, we shall LOVE YOU LONG TIME"

In the meantime in the far Glorious Nation of Malaysia, a certain politician is undergoing a trial regarding him performing sodomy. With the headlines on day 1 reading : Sodomy Starts.

Sayedism Crisis !!!

In light of recent events, the Daily Dong brings you exclusive facts on the ongoing unfolding of unprecendented events that seem to point towards the collapse of Sayedism!
Our reporters report that his horniness, HMD (His Mighty Dong Sayed (ranked 1st class Moo, Honour of the Sharpned Willy, Chairperson of the Distinguished Order of the Cave o' Wonders)was reputedly held to a trial regarding his alleged acts of potential Foseq Fojoor.
With the return of Inquisitor Khor to the interwebs, an inquiry has been launched to determine the true stance of his horniness regarding his faith to Sayedism.
( Conspiracy Theorists now reckon that the mysterious destruction of the Inquisitor's old modem was in fact an act of sabotage, aimed at stalling the Inquisitor hearing of his horniness's decrease in faith. Fingers have been pointed to either his horniness himself, if not his newly aquired Lebanese backed militia, named Al-Dickee.)
Word has leaked out that a trial held sometime this week involved Emperor of

I typed out more, but the site clipped it off. I'll have it posted soon.