Durr Timetable!

Just so if you wanted to stalk me... looking at you Sayed!

Mein timetable

YES! For once, no clashes!

EAT IT MELBUNI EAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Ok fellas, proceed to hate my guts.

The root of all evil...

(Is somewhere in yer balls.)

Well, I've known this since forever and it just occured to me that keeping it to myself might just be a crime.

Might. Maybe. Probably. Could be. Whatever.

Anyway. To resurrect an old quote from Evaleanst and his busty Russian chicks music video,
THIS IS WHAT SAYEDISM NEEDS!



Also, I shall post my timetable once I manage to get through the queues at the ERC. (Was frikkin' 391 and it was still at 202 from 162 after a bloody hour. GREAT)

Stupid new IT system not labelling one of my subjects. asfjhaskhfagflrbrububr!

Time tables ....damn french

Introducing, THE SAYEDMOBILE!

At only half a car, it's pretty cheap.



Comes with flaming spoilers, too!
NOICE!

Stop Making ART!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!



:/

BORDAAARLANDS

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!



Wheels still spinning at time of screencap.

Since I have a shitty gfx card...

Also...

The Jelqmeister's techno quota has thus been satisfied:




And one for the road:

tf2 + cats + bees + lazaars = ?

It's brown, not black!

In lieu of the approaching end of our examinations...



Sooo Sayed, here's something I nicked off the net.
Sure it isn't the same as Russel's, but feel free to take a pick, aye?



I'm thinking for yooou... It'll be around the neighborhood of...
oooooohhhh,
saaaay...
...


...Seashell?

Heaven forbid something's happened to it and it turns out Ireland.

Hey Ean...

Take me to Japan one day, k?

You maggots...

Too much L4D is bad for you...

/* * Sayed.c * * Created on: Mar 15, 2010 * Author: admin */
#include#include
intmain(int argc, char **argv) { float value=0;
printf("Enter a value to find out about Sayed : "); fflush(stdout); scanf("%f", &value);
if(value<1>10){ printf("Sorry, that value is not applicable either because we dont know that much about Sayed \n" "or that its a silly number, you retard"); exit(EXIT_FAILURE); }
if(value==1){ printf("Sayed once was hyper sensitive to words like Penis. Oh how he screamed back then");
}
if(value==2){ printf("In his mighty opinion, Sayed reckons well cooked fried food involves it becoming dark brown"); }
if(value==3){ printf("Sayed back in 2008 ate on average 2 fish fingers and a couple of slices of bread each day");
}
if(value==4){ printf("Still gets confused over people from Thailand and Taiwan, insists they are the same"); }
if(value==5){ printf("Is afraid of spiders and moths");
}
if(value==6){ printf("Is an arab, and a horny one");
}
if(value==7){ printf("Calls his computer his wife. If thats the case, he's had more than 4 wives already");
} if(value==8){ printf("He used get Disney characters in his dreams");
}
if(value==9){ printf("Does not eat ducks, because he claims that ducks remind him of Donald Duck, hence he's unwilling to eat them");
}
if(value==10){ printf("Probably would want to obtain sex tapes involving you"); }

In the famous words of the legendary and most venerable al-moo

"I see j00, bitches!"


Many of you gathered here today (that's what, 3 guys?) are wondering, how can our high and established leader of the Dongs redeem himself, especially after faltering so shamelessly to the ways of Morrigan joojoo'ism? *Cue cheesy Ean ha-ha's and pointing*

Yes, sayed has become addicted, but has he really fallen so far?
I say, NAY, lads, because quite frankly, he has not yet learned
Rule #403:


And yes, let's face it, he hasn't been in RPGs long enough to know that
(Although he may claim to).



The lastest offensives by the disgusting and shameless perpetuators
of heresy and all that is "ICK!" in the offices of The Daily Dong
are, by Sayed's own graceful and eloquent words, not chunky and therefore
INVALID.

(Even though I have to admit, you have gotten portly yourself,
Jeffrey. Tell us when you can comfortably fit back in your jeans, k?) <_<


So then, where does this great threat come from?
Is it the traitorous nation of iRaj, who (you'll come to know soon enough)
has recently been revealed in a scandalous affair involving lewd text
messaging and as a result a very paranoid HMD?

I say NAY!

Is it Attorney at Lawl Victa who has recently come forth as engaging in
a relationship with the other sex?!

Again, I SAY NAY! (Oh wait, maybe that could be it)


So where from does our biggest threat loom forth?

It is, of course, from the illicit and lesser known but
still very very evil Ean-kun!
What, with his panty-loving habits,
perfectly caricatured here,
as he professes he needs MOAAAAARRRRRRR... panty sauce!

(Dear Lord what have you been up to in Brunei?) :/



This deep-seeded evil hails from the land of perversions (Evidence here) and through many, many years of
(mainly televised) unorthodox training, has perfected the art of lol-sarcasm.


By now of course, we have effectively deployed countermeasures. Be warned,
you dastardley Cubs cap abuser (Yes Ean, get something new, for goodness' sake), your days are numbered!



We have also deployed nefarious printing establishments with ulterior purposes.
Unfortunately our stupid employees sometimes unwittingly give us away.



Soon at a dinkums near you!


Unfortunately, we all know the consequences of resistance, and we may only be encouraging such vile underhanded attempts to destabilize our nation of the glorious iSayedlands.



Fear not, brothers! For we shall overcome this tide!

As our great Imams have preached before us,
only through great teamwork may we aspire to
build a prosperous and cooperative society
dig bigger graves for us all!

Until next time, this is the advocate for his honorable HMD, the Attorney at Lawl, Vic, signing out. *Is tired after walking all day*


Oh and yes, Sayed eye candy:

SAYEDISM CRISIS!!!! DAY 2

SAYEDLAND RELIGIOUS POLICE HAS RAID PARTY AT DAILY DONG OFFICES

Dynamic entry confirmed to have caused multiple breeches as well as penetrations

Slutday, February 6 ---- Early in the wee wee hours this morning, the most respectable offices of the Daily Dong were raided by Al-ModhadJoojoo division of the Sayedland religious police. Thbreais move follows the earlier article we placed up regarding the trial of HMD Sayed. It seems that the religious police in a move to stem the wane of faith has decided to stop us from reporting the truth on his horniness's diverting from the truth faith.

As they always do, about 300 officers raided our respectable offices in the Ishcuntdar district this morning. Despite no resistance from our noble workers, the religious police decided to breech our building using their special DEPV ((Dynamic Entry Penetration Vehicle). Its armour piercing head shoots out a guzzling white sticky fluid that weakens the wall's structure, allowing easy breach n bang.

Special religious police armed with batons (see below)

proceded to round up our workers. Should they attempt to resist, or exist in anyway, deep piercing thrusts were applied on unruly behaviour. Much of these thrusts were to orifices.

Commander of al-ModhadJoojoo Achmed Abu Buubuu Joojoo commented : " Today is a great triumph to the word of HMD. These rabble rousers will taste the rubber of our batons and shall forever remember that obedience is compulsory. If you dont rewrite your columns exclusively in favor of the great venerable Sayed, we shall LOVE YOU LONG TIME"

In the meantime in the far Glorious Nation of Malaysia, a certain politician is undergoing a trial regarding him performing sodomy. With the headlines on day 1 reading : Sodomy Starts.

Sayedism Crisis !!!

In light of recent events, the Daily Dong brings you exclusive facts on the ongoing unfolding of unprecendented events that seem to point towards the collapse of Sayedism!
Our reporters report that his horniness, HMD (His Mighty Dong Sayed (ranked 1st class Moo, Honour of the Sharpned Willy, Chairperson of the Distinguished Order of the Cave o' Wonders)was reputedly held to a trial regarding his alleged acts of potential Foseq Fojoor.
With the return of Inquisitor Khor to the interwebs, an inquiry has been launched to determine the true stance of his horniness regarding his faith to Sayedism.
( Conspiracy Theorists now reckon that the mysterious destruction of the Inquisitor's old modem was in fact an act of sabotage, aimed at stalling the Inquisitor hearing of his horniness's decrease in faith. Fingers have been pointed to either his horniness himself, if not his newly aquired Lebanese backed militia, named Al-Dickee.)
Word has leaked out that a trial held sometime this week involved Emperor of

I typed out more, but the site clipped it off. I'll have it posted soon.

Moar Sayedism madness

You know what to expect...




Also, from last time's meatshield contest:
kuku bird <--- Disqualified for lewd reference only Asians understand
pikachu x 2
mudkip x 1
mayuri x 2
luigi x2
george bush x 1
colin farrell x 1
gordon freeman x 1
gary oak x 1
dokurochan x 1
Dora the Explorer x 3
naruto x 1
ash ketchum x 1
kampung boy x 1


Wasn't a fair ballot really... Everyone voted more than once :o

In lieu of these results, I will plan something which
will likely stay in suspended vaporware state until
the time comes when I can finally finish up summer
semester!

Also... You have been cakeroll'd!

Yes, random old crap because it's just gotten ridiculously hot again.

Time to reminisce...

Hmmm so yeah... I've done my assignments and my homework for my next two workshops. So to stave off the boredom I chat on IM and a friend has me look over some corsets (Oh wow, where did my life take a sudden turn? Unlike you sayed you cheeky prick I know you're still surfing hentai somehow in Bahrain's tightly monitored internets).

So, I thought about reminiscing on the blog.

Heheheh... Good times. Here's a list of pics (or links to 'em since Sayed doesn't have epic internets) that embody all we've done thus far:




Sayed's rather unhealthy obsession with purging all things sexy (and my attempts to foil him henceforth).




The University of Sayed and the Sayed Model (Now moved to the 4th floor).



The Great Almighty Favicon



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/496038
Straddling giant genocidal sperms!



Sayedism merchandise




Bachelor action time!




RO




Sayed's poor grasp of real life ("no more than 2 balls on a chair")




Real life (and zombies!)




Hanging out!



Victor's projects and gifs



Sayed's unhealthy hat obsession (and what started it all!)



4chan and UniMelbFailMail




Nationstates (No I don't still play...!!!)


And that's not counting SSBB/Box-assisted kills, The Secret Garden manga/vaporware, and more!

We've had a grand run, boys!

Sayedism, Women and Gaming

Bapco Winter Training program Page 1 of 1
4 January- 4 Febraury
Sayedim, Women and Gaming-rev01


File Memorandum
By KingTiger
Date: BLAH BLAH BLAH




While you bastards enjoy your break, I have to suffer the type of writing you see above. Weekly reports and presentation summaries and god damned assignment Everywhere! I will kick you asses for this.

Due to my training, I have very little time for gaming. However I have managed to play some TF2 and as always spies are eggheads. I keep seeing myself coming at me. And the situation turns to the following if he doesnt facestab me first >.<

But in all honesty, British, Russian and German accents are so funny to hear on servers. Scots and Irish too :D


Since that is out of the way,

Lets talk Sayedism!

WOMEN! They are every where! Invading my games! They are in TF2! and Even in warhammer 40k!

These are manly games! For MEN! A MAN'S MAN! A Man who wakes up in the morning and starts gaming and thinks about AK47s as well as RPGs! *Insert Commissar Cain here* :D




The following is a more suitable game for women ;D


Gaming is for men!! Go to your make up and boy friends!! or other unsayedistic stuff you do like joojooing and going to the beach with naked men! PC is the only way to Happiness!

men of Sayedism! Hear this! Never Leave any PC behind!



and in the end, Remember this


P.S. Bahrain Net sucks! and its all Censored!! No hentai :P ....no demot websites...even filestube was blocked so we cant get free music 0_o

Over and Out.

Suits and more

Last night I only realised why I havent been seeing Ean online for the past few days.


Because he ditched Taiwan for fucking Eurotrip.


Anyway, here something I found today

I vote that we suit up for 1st day of uni.

And for Suit Up Day as well

A post in loving memory of the lost Sayedian ways...

Half a minute of dancing cartoon Hitler ftw!

Been playing Prototype.


Its nice climbing up the Empire State Building for a change

Sorry Jeff, but I couldn't resist...

Suck on this Ean

You've finished, and are replaying on nightmare?

I havent even finished my game, I doubt I even got to the 50% mark with 24+ hours in.


I however, slained the High Dragon at Haven on Normal with only 1 member dead....

and that was done at lvl 9.

Suck that!

*it actually was a bug I think. Blew the "horn", dragon swooped down, knocked everyone aside, take a big bite out of Morrigan and killed her. THEN, it just stood there and didnt do anything while 3 other guys bashed it in its backside. It was a prettyboring phase with Alistair dealing average 7 dmg, Sten doing 20~ damage and my main doing 1 damage :\.

So in the end, not only I managed to get myself a tier 7 armour at lvl 9, I did it without even completing one of the main Blight quests. :\


DOWNSIDE : My game has massive bugs. MY relationship with Morrigan is pretty high, but I cant sex her, nor will new dialouge come up.

Number 2, I just finished Ozammar, but somehow I didnt get to add Oghren into my party. In fact, whenever he's supposed to be in a cutscene dialouge during the quest to find the Paragon[s], he's this invisible guy talking, or worse, the sceen just shows some lava and I need to press "esc" to skip his bit.


Oh and btw, why is Zevran so.... gay? he almost strikes me to be the most Sayed-alike character.

If it werent for my companion bugs, my life would be preeetty complete.

Coursae after Dragon Age, theres Bioshock next up.
let us pray there will be more Dragon Age, yes?
seeing how its only the 5th Blight and there's 7 Old Gods in total, which means 2 more Archdemons to go before the Darkspawn are all defeated.



SO EAN, whats your favourite DA moment? apart from the sexing, more like the battles.