Uh... Uhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhnnnmmmm-mmhhmm... mmmh...
I... I th-think I've come down with Ean-itus...
I... feel... so...
.
..
...Hard.
Nah, just screwin' with you. I was actually beginning to miss Ean's sex-it-up posts! Who's sexy and knows it?!
(Don't get the wrong idea. I'm straight. When I feel like humping something. Which is as rare as an eclipse =.=" ).
*ahem*, anyway, xmas is upon us! And my friends wanted me to do something about it!
So, for the past 4 days, aside from hanging out with Steven, I've been slaving over yet another swf!
This time I had to give it a zombie theme, with a touch of xmas-y feel to it.
And after 4 days, the 'lil bastard's finally finished! I think it's the longest I've ever done... Just over a minute and a quarter...
... And that took four days!
Anyway, ignore the huge gaping grey space in the background... There used to be a slogan there.
I made this for my other friends, after all. You guys are special, but not that special.
Merry christmas, to whichever one of you sods that actually celebrate it.
I put in "happy holidays" instead of Merry Christmas, because let's face it... I don't give a rat's ass about xmas.
Personally, a fat dude in a red suit doesn't turn me on, especially a guy who's basked in the glory of corporate capitalism (did you know that santa
rocketed to fame because of his allegiance to coca cola? Shocking... )
Oh, and in response to Sayed's "interest" in US presidentes... I give you the very first (and uber-sexy) African-American prez of the US of A!
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081223/293.obama.barack.122308.jpg
"Ooooh! NAKED PEOPLE!!! O_O"
"Ooooh! NAKED CHOCOLATE PEOPLE!!!" *lick lick*
I bet you're gonna dump iRaj and Georgie B. now, eh? eh?
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Ean Madness. You know what to expect.
So, you thought I was gone eh? Disappeared off the blogosphere eh, never to terrorise innocent blog readers and Sayed eh? A Canadian eh? Wait, scrap that last part.
Well, you were all wrong!
After a lengthy sojourn away from the blog (read: exams, packing, food poisoning, WoW; yeah, mainly WoW), I am back. In black (more on that later). Ready to scare, shock and awe with my pictures of perverse twinky gayness.
What better more than to start off with this? I like to imagine it as Sayed in the not too near future, in some Iranian men's public bath (thanks, Ancient Rome!).
Finally, a competitor who can compete with me as to whose stiffy is larger! A worthy challanger indeed!
Which brings me to this... the gif is slightly inaccurate because, as one can read from the following chat screencap (think of the colour):
It ain't black man. The schlong be brown. Back in brown more like it (see above).
And what will Sayed do with with his newly found huge brown dick? Why, chase Skeletor of course!
Damn... I feel horny. Guess I should take lessons from this guy:
What?! My ancestors were fishermen. It's natural for us to... have such an affinity with fish. Mmm... mermen, err, ladies. Be thankful all the 'Sexy Mermen' google searches were R18.
Oh, speaking of which! I'm no longer jail bait i.e. I can be taken advantaged of legally. Wait, don't bother. Sayed has learnt harsh lessons in doing so. You best be warned:
Though, his love for 'meat' is quite a draw point!
Told 'ya I was back >:)
Well, you were all wrong!
After a lengthy sojourn away from the blog (read: exams, packing, food poisoning, WoW; yeah, mainly WoW), I am back. In black (more on that later). Ready to scare, shock and awe with my pictures of perverse twinky gayness.
What better more than to start off with this? I like to imagine it as Sayed in the not too near future, in some Iranian men's public bath (thanks, Ancient Rome!).
Finally, a competitor who can compete with me as to whose stiffy is larger! A worthy challanger indeed!
Which brings me to this... the gif is slightly inaccurate because, as one can read from the following chat screencap (think of the colour):
It ain't black man. The schlong be brown. Back in brown more like it (see above).
And what will Sayed do with with his newly found huge brown dick? Why, chase Skeletor of course!
Damn... I feel horny. Guess I should take lessons from this guy:
What?! My ancestors were fishermen. It's natural for us to... have such an affinity with fish. Mmm... mermen, err, ladies. Be thankful all the 'Sexy Mermen' google searches were R18.
Oh, speaking of which! I'm no longer jail bait i.e. I can be taken advantaged of legally. Wait, don't bother. Sayed has learnt harsh lessons in doing so. You best be warned:
Though, his love for 'meat' is quite a draw point!
Told 'ya I was back >:)
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Fun time with George W.Bush
As you all know, my favorate coco headed homie was SHOED!I have found these images that documented the incident!
It was all an evil plan by the towel head association! YAA MAAN
the plan went nicely and the shoe was thrown!
But the matrix saved his life from the stinkiness of the shoe
Only perfume and heavy deodorants could be his salvation if he was hit.
Today we have a couple of games featuring my favorate idiot of all times, I give you the dofus president of all nincompoops, Mr.Bush in a some nice flash games with the shoe.
You can be the egghead :p its fun
or throw it at him xD its more fun to me, THE JIHAD SHOE !! Jiiiihaaaaaaad alalallai durka durka
http://www.kroma.no/2008/bushgame/
tried embedding it but didn't know how
Over and out citizens.
It was all an evil plan by the towel head association! YAA MAAN
the plan went nicely and the shoe was thrown!
But the matrix saved his life from the stinkiness of the shoe
Only perfume and heavy deodorants could be his salvation if he was hit.
Today we have a couple of games featuring my favorate idiot of all times, I give you the dofus president of all nincompoops, Mr.Bush in a some nice flash games with the shoe.
You can be the egghead :p its fun
or throw it at him xD its more fun to me, THE JIHAD SHOE !! Jiiiihaaaaaaad alalallai durka durka
http://www.kroma.no/2008/bushgame/
tried embedding it but didn't know how
Over and out citizens.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
I know Sayed's going to bite my backside for this but... he's miles away from me now and the sayed-free atmosphere of Melbourne just makes me so... so... confident! :P
Anyway, I was wondering how hectic our msn lives used to be, and then I dug these little bundles of joy up:
And this one's a keeper:
Wonder why I made Jeffrey sport some shorts now, eh Sayed? *winkitty wink*
Disclaimer: I think Sayed will probably want me to take these down now that he's surrounded by family that think oh-so-highly of him. Not so innocent now, are ya KingTiger? Nyeahehehehe!
Anyway, I was wondering how hectic our msn lives used to be, and then I dug these little bundles of joy up:
And this one's a keeper:
Wonder why I made Jeffrey sport some shorts now, eh Sayed? *winkitty wink*
Disclaimer: I think Sayed will probably want me to take these down now that he's surrounded by family that think oh-so-highly of him. Not so innocent now, are ya KingTiger? Nyeahehehehe!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Something more substantial.
Watch the video well, it will help you understand alot that I say. And it helps point out alot of things in the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfdEe6-dKM&NR=1
-Girl crying is a witch, 1 hit kills :)
- Guy who uses tongue to grab people is a Smoker
- Jumping guy is a Hunter
- Big muscular guy is a tank
- There werent any Boomers in the video. But they're just big guys with big tummies.
- Oh and when the car alarms go off, a whole load of them flood the streets? Thats what I mean by the horde. Scenarios when loads of them appear.
Ok so yea, 10 minutes ago I said how good L4D is.
Then again, after a cup of water I think that was a pretty shit post.
And since I know how badly we all crave for each others company, let me tell you what I did today.
So here goes.
Today I met up with 2 other friends of mine, one's Ben, another's Ying Yang ( :\ ). And we go to one of the many nearby cyber cafes.
Originally they wanted to try out TF2 to see how good it is, but somehow we had problems running the game.
So we decided to play L4D instead.
Now before I continue, let me notify you about some things first.
1. Our L4D was slightly cracked. This meant we couldnt play online, and we could only play on a certain map. In fact just to make a LAN connection involved having to manually type commands into the console to get it running. But nevermind that.
So yea, we only could play on 1 map --- Dead Air
Its pretty much fighting your way through an airport to get to a plane for evac. Sounds simple doesnt it? Because it is :)
So yea, we get the server running, play abit, and then my game crashes *fuck*. And so we stopped.....
and played CoD4 instead.
Now Im going to skip the whole CoD4 bits, because I'm here writing about L4D and not CoD4 (though I did have fun being the top killer amongst the 3 of us, mainly through keeping still and waiting for them to fight another only to finish off both of them )
So after half an hour or so, we decided to retry L4D.
Round 2 :
So yea, we set off nicely trying to save the world! Well actually trying to save ourselves from the mindless horde of zombies. so yes, we set off having an easy time gunning down some zombies every now and then. Until we reach a point where the screen says
"Activate van to help break though [barricade]"
So being the idiot I am, I run off and turn on the van. It speeds off and crashes through the barricade. Just as that happens, a whole horde of zombies come from like... nowhere.
They come from little cracks in the walls, big holes in the walls, and pretty much everywhere. I dont play much zombie games or watch much of that kinda movies, so I'm in no position to comment on how bad the torrent is. But lets say its bad enough for me to fire full auto at them coming out from the hole, and some will survive to read me and attempt to tear off my limbs.
Then again, they dont run like the normal zombies you see. They run like the fast zombies in HL2. Not the aggressive of course, they run like normal humans, with hands waving in air n all. They will jump, duck and do whatever to get to you. But mainly, they will try to rush you in a whole big bunch and overrun your position.
In all, facing off a small group of zombies is ok, its facing the HORDE that is shit.
So yea, we try our best to maintain our lines of fire and keep off the wave of zombies. Only to find them flanking us, getting from out behinds and all. And to make things worst, we were pretty spreaded out when that happened so if 1 of us fell. He'd be in shit because you need another player to help pick you up. And while you're grounded, you're unable to move, and can only use your pistols to try defend yourself.
So thats bad already.
Then better still are the special zombies. There're 5 of them. Right now, I'm going to talk about the SMOKER. Its pretty much a zombie with a really long tongue that likes to grab people with it and strangle them, at the same time dragging them across the place away from the team.
That happened to me, meaning I got further seperated from my mates and was left to be assaulted by the horde.
Meanwhile another friend got attacked by a HUNTER. Which is pretty much a zombie wearing a hoodie, who jumps around. His main attack is poucing on someone, knocking the guy down (and potentially off a flight of stairs or a ledge or something) and ripping the person to pieces while the persons on the ground. In this case you need a friend to knock him off, or shoot him off.
Eitherway, we were in a bad position. And after some fire fighting, 3/4 of the group were down. By the end of the whole thing, I was dead, while my other friends were hardly alive. Nevertheless they continued on, later to rescue me from a little closet which served as my respawn point. Sadly I missed some shooting n gunning :(
So we continue fighting our way through the airport infested terminals. Along the way, a friend has the nice glory of shooting a Witch. Bad idea. Eitherway, it was good that we kept together at that point, meaning we managed to kill the witch after she struck him down. Still, one guy "dead". In L4D, theres a grace period, meaning even if your HP runs out, as long as a teamate runs along, he can revive you. However if you're down for too long, you're dead, or if you get knocked down too often, then you die. So we save him, and reach a safe point.
Now the minute I get into the safe point, another horde storms the place.
---to be continued----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfdEe6-dKM&NR=1
-Girl crying is a witch, 1 hit kills :)
- Guy who uses tongue to grab people is a Smoker
- Jumping guy is a Hunter
- Big muscular guy is a tank
- There werent any Boomers in the video. But they're just big guys with big tummies.
- Oh and when the car alarms go off, a whole load of them flood the streets? Thats what I mean by the horde. Scenarios when loads of them appear.
Ok so yea, 10 minutes ago I said how good L4D is.
Then again, after a cup of water I think that was a pretty shit post.
And since I know how badly we all crave for each others company, let me tell you what I did today.
So here goes.
Today I met up with 2 other friends of mine, one's Ben, another's Ying Yang ( :\ ). And we go to one of the many nearby cyber cafes.
Originally they wanted to try out TF2 to see how good it is, but somehow we had problems running the game.
So we decided to play L4D instead.
Now before I continue, let me notify you about some things first.
1. Our L4D was slightly cracked. This meant we couldnt play online, and we could only play on a certain map. In fact just to make a LAN connection involved having to manually type commands into the console to get it running. But nevermind that.
So yea, we only could play on 1 map --- Dead Air
Its pretty much fighting your way through an airport to get to a plane for evac. Sounds simple doesnt it? Because it is :)
So yea, we get the server running, play abit, and then my game crashes *fuck*. And so we stopped.....
and played CoD4 instead.
Now Im going to skip the whole CoD4 bits, because I'm here writing about L4D and not CoD4 (though I did have fun being the top killer amongst the 3 of us, mainly through keeping still and waiting for them to fight another only to finish off both of them )
So after half an hour or so, we decided to retry L4D.
Round 2 :
So yea, we set off nicely trying to save the world! Well actually trying to save ourselves from the mindless horde of zombies. so yes, we set off having an easy time gunning down some zombies every now and then. Until we reach a point where the screen says
"Activate van to help break though [barricade]"
So being the idiot I am, I run off and turn on the van. It speeds off and crashes through the barricade. Just as that happens, a whole horde of zombies come from like... nowhere.
They come from little cracks in the walls, big holes in the walls, and pretty much everywhere. I dont play much zombie games or watch much of that kinda movies, so I'm in no position to comment on how bad the torrent is. But lets say its bad enough for me to fire full auto at them coming out from the hole, and some will survive to read me and attempt to tear off my limbs.
Then again, they dont run like the normal zombies you see. They run like the fast zombies in HL2. Not the aggressive of course, they run like normal humans, with hands waving in air n all. They will jump, duck and do whatever to get to you. But mainly, they will try to rush you in a whole big bunch and overrun your position.
In all, facing off a small group of zombies is ok, its facing the HORDE that is shit.
So yea, we try our best to maintain our lines of fire and keep off the wave of zombies. Only to find them flanking us, getting from out behinds and all. And to make things worst, we were pretty spreaded out when that happened so if 1 of us fell. He'd be in shit because you need another player to help pick you up. And while you're grounded, you're unable to move, and can only use your pistols to try defend yourself.
So thats bad already.
Then better still are the special zombies. There're 5 of them. Right now, I'm going to talk about the SMOKER. Its pretty much a zombie with a really long tongue that likes to grab people with it and strangle them, at the same time dragging them across the place away from the team.
That happened to me, meaning I got further seperated from my mates and was left to be assaulted by the horde.
Meanwhile another friend got attacked by a HUNTER. Which is pretty much a zombie wearing a hoodie, who jumps around. His main attack is poucing on someone, knocking the guy down (and potentially off a flight of stairs or a ledge or something) and ripping the person to pieces while the persons on the ground. In this case you need a friend to knock him off, or shoot him off.
Eitherway, we were in a bad position. And after some fire fighting, 3/4 of the group were down. By the end of the whole thing, I was dead, while my other friends were hardly alive. Nevertheless they continued on, later to rescue me from a little closet which served as my respawn point. Sadly I missed some shooting n gunning :(
So we continue fighting our way through the airport infested terminals. Along the way, a friend has the nice glory of shooting a Witch. Bad idea. Eitherway, it was good that we kept together at that point, meaning we managed to kill the witch after she struck him down. Still, one guy "dead". In L4D, theres a grace period, meaning even if your HP runs out, as long as a teamate runs along, he can revive you. However if you're down for too long, you're dead, or if you get knocked down too often, then you die. So we save him, and reach a safe point.
Now the minute I get into the safe point, another horde storms the place.
---to be continued----
El Fo Dii
Summary : If your comp can support it, and you have money, and you like teamwork. Go get it.
If you like teamkilling, then dont.
If you like teamkilling, then dont.
Monday, December 15, 2008
It's bitching up time again!
December 1-7 was a busy week (Yes, I wrote all this at the end of that week but couldn't be bothered posting it, so ha!):
Melbourne officially became a Sayed-free zone (yay!) to the delight of the tourism deparment, and I had my housing inspections done (boo). So, you can imagine I've had to tend to my backgarden, remove what appears to be faeces in the rear walkway (Eeeewwww), clean up the mould/cobwebs in the bathroom, fix up the kitchen vent, clean my room, get the inspections done, all with my stupid grinning naively happy smiley face, check my bank account, visit an old friend in zone 2, see Sayed off, give up my cat to a local animal shelter (*sob*) and then... Jeffrey comes up and wants me to do the anime. Great. Bossy bossy bossy.
Well, I've been able to at least add sound to it, although for some reason the anime did start to slow down a bit during certain frames (an anime that LAGS?! What the hell?!)
So now to keep everyone happy (except for sayed, who's probably sleeping comfortably on his emirates flight as I type this out in draft), I've got to blog about an update to the anime. Luckily for me, that update happens to be Ean. Hehehe...
So anyways... these are the anime eye samples that I made using digital painting techniques in photoshop:
Well, I can't really have Ean as an afro'd blue-eyed damsel, but hey, this is the world of anime. It just wouldn't be right for an anime if everyone sported lush dark brown iris's (Yes, you are all boring and meaningless people).
Coming up next we have the animated Ean files! Hosted off of hotlinkfiles.com! They'll delete these files after 30 days of inactivity, so whatever:
Sooo, what works? Should I use this thick 2.5 pixel outline or the hairline outline? Most anime's use hairlines or 1px. I made expression transitions from Ean_cembetut (I dunno how to spell that in Bahasa but SH might be able to fix it) to Ean_mencret (what's the word for smiling while constipated? hmmmm...). I love how I get mesmerized by the way his hair bounces. Oooh, bouncy, like boobs, only... hairier. And... on a man. Yuck.
And one, last, teeny weensy afterthought... the anime dimensions are 550 by 400. Yep, I'm keeping it small, since I can't be arsed to make one high-def anime for y'all; plus, now it won't kill your bandwidth, so you should all praise and worship my divine foresight. And the artwork isn't my best. I just started out thinking I could do everything by animating symbols and making it all look 2.5D, but it turns out that for complicated full head turns, I'll just have to settle for painful, onionskin-guided frame-by-frame animation. Ouch.
So, does Ean approve?
Instructions: Pick the desired eye/head outline thickness, add any additional statements about the personality/expressions used by your anime avatar, leave to simmer for about 25 days, all while pestering Victor at intermittent and totally annoying times (take notes from Jeffrey's post), and maybe bitch and plead in the process.
For best results, consult your everyday anime references and maybe find fangirls to cater to Victor's every whim (Hey, I've been busy the whole bloody week, so gimme a break!!!!).
Anime's usually take a couple of months to complete. I'm making something amateur-ish, yeah, but I don't want it to be just another thing cluttering up my 'meh' bin. So I guess I'm going to redo a few things and give it my all.
PS: I probably won't ditch the 'unapproved' candidates for the eyes. You got lucky since I had to blog about something, so whichever eye you pick is yours for keeps, but the others go to their respective fosters, Kay, Sayed, SH and Jeffrey. Speaking of which, what the hell am I going to do about Kay's voice?!
Oh, and I've got a music intro loop for the anime's Pilot episode, but I haven't gotten past the first bloody minute! And I've had to redo a few things in scene 1!!!
The thing about proper animes is, you've got to storyboard and plan ahead (and, preferably, have a graphics tablet!). You need a graphics artist to be able to draw some of the backgrounds and props you need, and you need to be able to animate everything in such a way that it all flows seamlessly into the 3rd dimension. So don't expect mine to be all that good. After this, I think I'm just going to let the anime wither a while as I experiment with another one.
So have a 'lil appreciation, folks. A little animation like this, without a drawing tablet or actual team, sets me back a week. A busy week. On a side note, the bouncy hair did make my day. :D Oh, and when I had Ean turn his head, he started to look like a geisha, so I had to redo that too. Hehehehe ... Geisha.
Melbourne officially became a Sayed-free zone (yay!) to the delight of the tourism deparment, and I had my housing inspections done (boo). So, you can imagine I've had to tend to my backgarden, remove what appears to be faeces in the rear walkway (Eeeewwww), clean up the mould/cobwebs in the bathroom, fix up the kitchen vent, clean my room, get the inspections done, all with my stupid grinning naively happy smiley face, check my bank account, visit an old friend in zone 2, see Sayed off, give up my cat to a local animal shelter (*sob*) and then... Jeffrey comes up and wants me to do the anime. Great. Bossy bossy bossy.
Well, I've been able to at least add sound to it, although for some reason the anime did start to slow down a bit during certain frames (an anime that LAGS?! What the hell?!)
So now to keep everyone happy (except for sayed, who's probably sleeping comfortably on his emirates flight as I type this out in draft), I've got to blog about an update to the anime. Luckily for me, that update happens to be Ean. Hehehe...
So anyways... these are the anime eye samples that I made using digital painting techniques in photoshop:
Well, I can't really have Ean as an afro'd blue-eyed damsel, but hey, this is the world of anime. It just wouldn't be right for an anime if everyone sported lush dark brown iris's (Yes, you are all boring and meaningless people).
Coming up next we have the animated Ean files! Hosted off of hotlinkfiles.com! They'll delete these files after 30 days of inactivity, so whatever:
Sooo, what works? Should I use this thick 2.5 pixel outline or the hairline outline? Most anime's use hairlines or 1px. I made expression transitions from Ean_cembetut (I dunno how to spell that in Bahasa but SH might be able to fix it) to Ean_mencret (what's the word for smiling while constipated? hmmmm...). I love how I get mesmerized by the way his hair bounces. Oooh, bouncy, like boobs, only... hairier. And... on a man. Yuck.
And one, last, teeny weensy afterthought... the anime dimensions are 550 by 400. Yep, I'm keeping it small, since I can't be arsed to make one high-def anime for y'all; plus, now it won't kill your bandwidth, so you should all praise and worship my divine foresight. And the artwork isn't my best. I just started out thinking I could do everything by animating symbols and making it all look 2.5D, but it turns out that for complicated full head turns, I'll just have to settle for painful, onionskin-guided frame-by-frame animation. Ouch.
So, does Ean approve?
Instructions: Pick the desired eye/head outline thickness, add any additional statements about the personality/expressions used by your anime avatar, leave to simmer for about 25 days, all while pestering Victor at intermittent and totally annoying times (take notes from Jeffrey's post), and maybe bitch and plead in the process.
For best results, consult your everyday anime references and maybe find fangirls to cater to Victor's every whim (Hey, I've been busy the whole bloody week, so gimme a break!!!!).
Anime's usually take a couple of months to complete. I'm making something amateur-ish, yeah, but I don't want it to be just another thing cluttering up my 'meh' bin. So I guess I'm going to redo a few things and give it my all.
PS: I probably won't ditch the 'unapproved' candidates for the eyes. You got lucky since I had to blog about something, so whichever eye you pick is yours for keeps, but the others go to their respective fosters, Kay, Sayed, SH and Jeffrey. Speaking of which, what the hell am I going to do about Kay's voice?!
Oh, and I've got a music intro loop for the anime's Pilot episode, but I haven't gotten past the first bloody minute! And I've had to redo a few things in scene 1!!!
The thing about proper animes is, you've got to storyboard and plan ahead (and, preferably, have a graphics tablet!). You need a graphics artist to be able to draw some of the backgrounds and props you need, and you need to be able to animate everything in such a way that it all flows seamlessly into the 3rd dimension. So don't expect mine to be all that good. After this, I think I'm just going to let the anime wither a while as I experiment with another one.
So have a 'lil appreciation, folks. A little animation like this, without a drawing tablet or actual team, sets me back a week. A busy week. On a side note, the bouncy hair did make my day. :D Oh, and when I had Ean turn his head, he started to look like a geisha, so I had to redo that too. Hehehehe ... Geisha.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
How Do I know I am back
well, its easy citizens, you will see or experience the following :
1- Fast food restaurants have decent names(Burger king and not hungry Hobo or something), their food has XXL size and does what fast food is supposed to do! Please you, make you fat and Kill you fast.
2-cigarrete advertisements have only this as a warning (smoking has serious results) >.> atleast say lung cancer, loss of dingo or something.
3- Women are fat and chunky and in no way can make you feel "special". YAA MAAN.
4- Walking legions of beardmen with big eyes and towelheads. JIIIIIIII****AD
5- You get traffic jams and "praise the government and country" signs at every corner.
6- Everyone loves piracy, xD even pc shops and mega malls.
7- There are STREET CATS around, at every garbage dump.
8- Indians are more than the chinese xD SO HA!! :P
9- There are 8 pages of international news in a newpaper instead of 2 or 4 >.> stupid Age newspaper. But also 25 pages of praise and "hiel you and hiel him and hope we get a benz" xD
10- you dont get cool things like what happened in melbournes airport yesterday: "This is the last call for passenger Mr.Freeman to board Qantas flight ### to Auckland" Gordan Freeman appearantly is taking a vacation away from episode 3 in new zealand!!
and many other things I cant remember....
damn it, I have many things to look forward to in melbourne next eyar xD! but for now, have to clean my new room...
Over and Out.
1- Fast food restaurants have decent names(Burger king and not hungry Hobo or something), their food has XXL size and does what fast food is supposed to do! Please you, make you fat and Kill you fast.
2-cigarrete advertisements have only this as a warning (smoking has serious results) >.> atleast say lung cancer, loss of dingo or something.
3- Women are fat and chunky and in no way can make you feel "special". YAA MAAN.
4- Walking legions of beardmen with big eyes and towelheads. JIIIIIIII****AD
5- You get traffic jams and "praise the government and country" signs at every corner.
6- Everyone loves piracy, xD even pc shops and mega malls.
7- There are STREET CATS around, at every garbage dump.
8- Indians are more than the chinese xD SO HA!! :P
9- There are 8 pages of international news in a newpaper instead of 2 or 4 >.> stupid Age newspaper. But also 25 pages of praise and "hiel you and hiel him and hope we get a benz" xD
10- you dont get cool things like what happened in melbournes airport yesterday: "This is the last call for passenger Mr.Freeman to board Qantas flight ### to Auckland" Gordan Freeman appearantly is taking a vacation away from episode 3 in new zealand!!
and many other things I cant remember....
damn it, I have many things to look forward to in melbourne next eyar xD! but for now, have to clean my new room...
Over and Out.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Because We're only Human
As you might already know, Ean has been passing around this video. I thought if you've been left out of the loop, its worthy of knowing this exists online.
Enjoy
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