Yet ANOTHER pic for the WTF bin

Allow me to break the no double post etiquette with a few words from our Sayedian sponsor, kermit the frog.

Also, don't think that I have been infected with the EanSexItUp virus. I am perfectly fine. *cough*

*ahem*

Sayedism has suffered yet another blow this week, after a daring commando raid by sailormoon warrior plush toys left our military wing crippled.

It was believed to be a revenge attack for our many legions of geeks defaming their once proud anime heritage. (See Fatness First recruit post, first picture. Can't miss it! )


And what of Sayedism's fat-tux minions? Poor bastards never stood a chance, really.


Our elite squad of crack whores/fat-tux penguins did what they did best... Run around screaming... Like little girls, they were. (frogs > penguins)



The attack was led by none other than turncoat ZiegHeil, who donned the traditional japanese warrior outfit, also known as "the cubs uniform".

Casualty figures from innocent bystanders were kept at a minimum, save one kendo expert who was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Alas, our proud leader was struck down by the smxy plush toy, using a next-generation sailormoon luv beam shot out from a truly unique nijitsu style known as "Xtreme Wanking action".

On the bright side, our great messiah has a second chance to finally reach puberty!



I would like to apologize for any dedicated cubs fan. As you can see, the sheer aura of sayedian stupidity has inverted the Cubs logo (with a little mirror photoshop magic).

And as for the True Sayedians of the Sands! All is not lost! We still have our mechanized infa-Sheep-antry!

Doesn't it just screeeeam W-T-F?!
We need a WTF-o-meter somewhere. I think I have bested Ean on this front (sorry man, it had to be said)

I seriously need a better gif animator. <_<

Another Pic for the WTF bin

Recent posts of late have left me speechless.
Never before have I seen such...
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queer-ness.

This blogger is left groping in the darkness for words, so I shall do what true artistes do, and convey my thoughts through pictures.

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..Nah I'm just screwing with you. Need an excuse to put this puppy up:


MOAR Sayedian madness to your pc (and into your damaged consciousness) soon!

This is what Sayedism needs

In the words of Jeffrey: "This is what Sayedism needs".

Zombie Stalin. Russian Chicks. I have a raging boner now > : )



GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Fatness First Recruits

Following Sayedism's union with Fatness First, this little Sayedism-Fatness First supporter has been busy gathering up some fresh new, and most importantly, erect, uh, I mean eager members!

I'm turning my posts more into photologs =_=

I ensure all these members have met the criteria of admission into Sayedism-Fatness First (SFF).

1)Geeky? - Check.
Oh goodness, my precious Sailor Moon, what has he done to you? ;__;


2)Outcasts? - Check.
Normally we do not admit emo kids but even this guy fails at being emo so we have a chance to reform his thinking!


3) Fat? - Triple check.
Apparently Sayed, he works as a part time masseuse too. That kind of masseuse.


4) Queer? Oh, this baby is siiiiimply faaaaaabulous


5) Simply have no idea what to say? - Check.
Is that 'Thug Life' tattoo real because dude, tattoos are for life.




The author would like to apologise to all 5 people used without permission and did not mean to use their pictures out of spite or intention to defame. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

Sayedism and Fatness First....a united path for a better future

People of the soviet fascist handsome sayedist nation,

Today we stand at a crossroad...Fatness first, a new and wise philosophy and sayedism has agreed to start an alliance against the forces of degeneracy and thin people.


One of the segments of the agreement is that Fatness First will not consume the food of sayedism and that we as the brave pickle collectors of sayedism shall not demand business from the nation of Iraj.

Together we shall bring a new hope for our people.

we deny all these alligations made by the Mother china that we are working for our own good :p. we are working for your own good people. we shall bring back the Jurassic age of dinosaurs.

Just take a look at our new model of soldiers,
Before: the agent smith


After: Agent smith will turn to the new enhanced model 2.0 :the FAT-TUX, 10 times stronger with a new special ability: The SQUISH...it can crush the enemies of sayedism and fatness first by sitting on them.

Stay fat and happy !!!!!!! Food is the eternal source of happiness...along with business removal and no girlfriends xD YAA MON

A Peek for Things to Come?

Al-Airy Resistance COM Public Transmission
FLASH 38476F-e473H

Encryption Code : PINK
Public Key : FILE / SEASONAL 7/
From : CODE NAME GOLDRUSH
To : CODE NAME PUBERTIS LATIUS
Subject : Operation Uprising Staff
Classification : Restricted ( XXX-FX DIRECTIVE)

/START FILE / DECRYPTION PROTOCOL /

To my fellow brothers.

Our so called Leader, *********** /decode error. Files corrupted/ has been nothing but a sham. His so called words of greatest wisdom have led us to nothing but failure. As a patriotic member of Sayedland, I say now is the time to strike down this mockery that is him.

The so called leader, prostituted us to the league of iRaj. Destroyed our culture, our economies, our honour. As he lays waste to our country. We shall lay waste, to his corruption, and his alliegence to iRaj!

His lies and deceit shall not go unnoticed. We know that behind his false lies and propaganda, the Great Leader engages in unspeakable activities. Much truth can be found in his everyday actions.

And thus, the Al-Airy Resistance Faction promises, the people of Sayedland! That we, as true blooded Smurfs! Shall crush his pointless tyranny. We shall EXPOSE! Every lie he creates. May the Great Zumdahl hear our cries, and save us.

May the Zumdahl be with you.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!





/END /

/INITIATING SYSTEM WIPE / SYSTEM WIPE COMPLETE /

Sayedism Bachelor Action Time!

Well everyone, its time for the not so frequent sex-up posts of mine (Sayed and Victor, thank your lucky stars I don't so this often enough).

Lets start off with Sayedism's personal sex-up squad (also doubling up as the Sayedism cheer team)!



Don't you love those abs, those bulging crotches? Its Disco time boys! Get those 'doms out 'cause you'll need 'em later.

Next up, from the Soviet Union of Russian Macho-Men, we introduce Mr. Sergei Smirnoff, who may I add, looks absolutely fantabulously macho!


Mr. Smirnoff is a Colonel in the Russian Army, and he knows a few tricks, mainly to do with his Wizard Robe and Hat!

Moving on, we welcome our ever-so-needed Japanese stud, fresh off the sets of Ju-on and what not. Say hello to Mr. TDTF, amazingly aged only between 5 and 8!


Lastly, I enviously announce the arrival of a man with a bigger schlong than me, please welcome the half-cactus half-human, Epic Win Dick Balls Man!




Bet you guys can't unsee now eh?




The author would like to apologise to all who were/will be/am still scarred by the fantabulously queer pictures.

HERESY!!

VAT IS DIS !! ARR YAAAR...THATS IT..no more chapaties for everyone...>:o

Today, one of my feared visions has come true. I have discovered heresy and questioning in my followers. If you have seen the previous posts then you already know what I mean. :( Is that how you reward me ? I gave you my wisdom,knowledge and cheeeeeeese! and what did I get in return....Heresy... and losing in Mario party 8 ><


You should trust in my visions of the future and follow them without thinking....Stay pure and secure....destroy the inner instincts of love...it IS ALL IN DA MIND.

You will be rewarded by happiness and the wonderful lonliness, I can even throw in a couple of swiss cheese for ya.


And now lets get down to business(not my business definition since that will count as heresy), I shall refer to this heretic as FATSO. FATSO questioned my boundless wisdom, my eternal handsomeness and my precise teachings. LOVE IS BAD LOVE IS BAD LOVE IS BAD. ALL MUST eat cheese and stay silent.

I will reply to his arguements in a better way, HOOKERS AND MAN BAM BAM JIGGLOS should BE SHOT ON SIGHT. Love must be exterminated. Look to the PC and Agent smith for inspiration. These have forsaken love and so must we. Think of great tiger tanks and how we look horrible compared to them xD hmmmmmm Kingtiger tanks....perfection.

Remember the rewards sayedism can grant you,

I promise you a brighter future if you are loyal to me. A future where each of you gets a tank(after taking over the world ofcourse):
and my game designers shall make decent games with no sexual stuff to counter the degeneracy of new games such as GTA IV, Here are some of those titles I am going to distribute.

HA !! Calling all degenarates...try finding an unrespected woman in these games WAHAHAHAHA :p


Stick with me and you will all be happy, I will even give you a companion cube for you to share emotions with(better to have minor somewhat pure heresy than big ugly ones with real females or gay men which cause AIDS and death or just turn you deaf because of blabbering..the companion cube is always silent)
p.s. girls and gay men might look at you in a funny way but discard them, Sayedism shall offer you more cheeseburgers in return.

we will all be like a happy George Bush...


If you follow me.