Ever had trouble putting on a condom?
Don't know how to put on a condom?
You're female and have never seen a penis?
You're a gay male and want to see a penis?
You're Ean and you're straight but still want to see a penis?
You're any of the above and are wondering what this post is leading to?
Fret not! Ean is here to kill the suspense!
Guess what a friend of mine found in the Universiti Brunei Darussalam Anatomy labs. Not cadavers! Not human skeletal models! Not even a dead rat. Wait, Brunei has a university?! More than one, actually!
That's right. A condom putter-oner penis practice thing. I mean, wtf?! If I had known of this I would have pissed off from Melbourne to do sains (Sayed, this means science in Bahasa Brunei/Melayu/Indonesia) from my national university!
Just think of it! A penis practice statue! All that condom inflating practice Jeffrey and I did in the Trinity Swanston St. toilets would have been for good use!
Furthermore, this penis statue thing looks sorta like a dildo, don'cha think?
Am I doing it right? I'd kill for some dill-dough though! Making herb bread would be so much easier!
I could even make...
BREADCRABS!
Om nom nom nom nom. Baloney is good for killing leetle babies~
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