Yes, I Jizzed...

Just releasing some pent up sexual stress while I have the chance.



Nothin' to see people,
move along now...

You're all doomed

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Well lads, it's happened, just like I said it would. Projectplaylist, Youtube and eventually maybe even imeem...

Ah well, there's always 4shared o.0

The pirates of the Melaka Straits are fighting a losing battle.
Get ready to abandon ship, ye sooty dogs...

What I want for my b'day present

To force sayed to finally play a scary game on my xbox



Okay, okay, so Fatal Frame ain't too scary, but hey, I so badly want to see him play it.

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Hey you! Yes you! Chances are, if you're reading this you are in the possession of a phallus.

Ever had trouble putting on a condom?

Don't know how to put on a condom?

You're female and have never seen a penis?

You're a gay male and want to see a penis?

You're Ean and you're straight but still want to see a penis?

You're any of the above and are wondering what this post is leading to?

Fret not! Ean is here to kill the suspense!

Guess what a friend of mine found in the Universiti Brunei Darussalam Anatomy labs. Not cadavers! Not human skeletal models! Not even a dead rat. Wait, Brunei has a university?! More than one, actually!





That's right. A condom putter-oner penis practice thing. I mean, wtf?! If I had known of this I would have pissed off from Melbourne to do sains (Sayed, this means science in Bahasa Brunei/Melayu/Indonesia) from my national university!

Just think of it! A penis practice statue! All that condom inflating practice Jeffrey and I did in the Trinity Swanston St. toilets would have been for good use!

Furthermore, this penis statue thing looks sorta like a dildo, don'cha think?





Am I doing it right? I'd kill for some dill-dough though! Making herb bread would be so much easier!

I could even make...





BREADCRABS!

Om nom nom nom nom. Baloney is good for killing leetle babies~

Imma Chargin Ma Youtube

Shoop da Whoop yo.

Something to make sayed's blood pump faster

...And possibly Ean's too.

Great classic towards the end!

Let's get back to it lads...

Okay, so somewhere between all the mangas, sex-up posts, endless MelbUni flaming and msn extortion, we've somehow lost track of what this blog is really all about.

By that of course, I mean Sayed. This is blog is an immortal tribute to his unending wisdom.
And alas, it has to be said, we have all gone astray.

Buuuut... No biggie. Tis but a minor fix.

I'm sure you all remember this guy. A babbling psychopath bent on tanktatorship pipe-dreams and who till this day still manages to hide his all-important porn stash.


Oh wait, no that ain't right...


Ahhh, much better. :D


One of the things Sayed teaches us to crush beneath our pretend limited edition Jackboots is love. But does this mean that we must foresake all love? Nay, tis cannot be!

Thankfully, the Most Serene Republic of Ean von Buttsecks shows us that in it's most primal form, love, between two (or maybe four) men, is not haram!



Oh yes, shake those bulging crotches! Show 'em how!


Of course, with the way Ean's been acting, you'd figure he was on the path to splinter cell-ing.
In the past, Sayedism has been virtually defenseless against his many forms of anal pleasuring.


Not so now!
But how can a gay buttshot (an unlikely hero to Sayedism's troubles) save the day?
By evoking images of a certain tennis match in which buttcracks, pimples, and butt hair were so fatefully exposed!

Can anyone say "Lesser of the two evils"?


*ahem*
And now for some 4chan epicness... Brought to this blog by our pirate friends on Pulau Island.