A day in the life of Flying Indomee Monster
And what have I been upto in RO, you ask? Have I enlightened anyone with my noodly appendages? Nay! Or should I say, chaaaaaaay, no I has not! I've been too busy following my leader's fashion sense!
Like two apples in a... um, desert.
First order of the day was a little stretching outside the pyramids. And then a grand speech by our fearless leader!
But oh no! We were ambushed by a witch!!!
But not to worry! Our heroic leader has a few tricks up his sleeve!!! Lex Dev-
Oh NOES! He is frozen!!! And off he runs scampering like a little 'roo before he too is struck down just outside the pyramids. Oh poo.
Our assailant? None other than MVP Kathrinn.
We were screwed from the beginning, but oh well.
*Ahem* Anyway, once all that was said and done, i decided it was time to give my friendly neighborhood orcs a visit (Sayedism preaches that Orcs are cool. Or maybe he just mixes in too much WoW crap. I dunno).
It was not long before I started seeing some more fatalities. After watching them get the customary n00b-flaming and watching some quite unnecessary corpse-humping, I decided to point, laugh, and throw feed near their carcasses to attract more orcs to eat their smelly bodies.
Sayedism cannot have litter/peasants lying wherever they want. Being Sayedist, is good, yes?
Well, that's the end of this little Wizard's tale. Maybe next time we can hear more from our tank. Of course, I'll finish off with a little eye candy! Sayed, this is how RO women fight! With kinky whips, busty cleavage and revealing outfits!!!
*Queue outro credits and rock BGM*
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