F*CK YES!

My first MVP kill:
Seyren.

All he gave me was a claymore and a pair of handcuffs though. T.T

PS: I still think RO is annoying... Strange thing was, I found him at the Odin Shrine.
He was right at the entrance and all I did was spam LoV. =/

Ok, maybe I should lay off the RO...

Meh, I'm actually thinking of taking Sayed's side in his review of RO. For newbies it's kinda frustrating, and let's face it, it'd suck even more for caster types. Yes, yes, flame me all you want, but I stand by my shlongless leader's treachery teachings!

(You suck Victor/Burn in Nifleheim hell!!!)

As honorable H1 acolyte/ass-kisser, I perform my duty! With PRIDE!


*Ahem* Now that the review is out of the way, I'll post up a few of my misdeeds on RO. (Yes, the hypocrisy never ends)


Some much needed hypocrisy in the life of Flying Indomee Monster
(Insert cheesy comments after blog post, plox)


Ok, I'll admit, these screenies were before I reached level 100 (That's right, I'm over NINE THOUSAND NAO! RUN beehitches!)


Oh wow, I remember this. Jeffrey was busy owning us with his chars.


My turn on the Sin amusement ride.
...
...
...Not fun.


By bequest of the great Sayedian decrees, I was ordered to purge the Orient of deviant Japaneso hordes, what with their heretical chocolate bunnies (as our leader had so artfully spammed my inbox with).

First stop, Amatsu Dungeon!

And it seems here too the Japanese have made life size women dolls! No doubt they had some sexual use.



Lo and behold! I have vanquished one of these unearthly strumpets with my famous move, perfected over the years, Fire Ball!!!

Yes, I teach you the lucrative art that is Indo-French crotch-thrusting!
Or, maybe some other day. I dunno. I forgot why I call it Fire Ball though.
Strange.... *Scratches long johns*

Oh, and the kind doll was gracious enough to strip off her kimono, already worn out by my unorthodox moves. Take that, you scum acolytes of Pront Church!



Just for lols.



Why me guys? WHY?!



This is how wizards level. Go to Clock Tower and spam spell the shit out of the mobs there.

Joy. :D



Sayed Eye-Candy.

Must-have finishing pic signature!



Ah, well with that all done and said, I can leave the rest of my bloggin energy for later (sorry for the low quality post, but I've got a better one I've got to prepare later. Plus my assignment is killing me).

Toodles!

Hodes, you say?

After reading the Holy Psalms of Sayedism, this wary wizard thinks it's about time for another epic post (Hey, someone's gotta stop Jeff's chain post spree).

A day in the life of Flying Indomee Monster

And what have I been upto in RO, you ask? Have I enlightened anyone with my noodly appendages? Nay! Or should I say, chaaaaaaay, no I has not! I've been too busy following my leader's fashion sense!

Like two apples in a... um, desert.



First order of the day was a little stretching outside the pyramids. And then a grand speech by our fearless leader!

But oh no! We were ambushed by a witch!!!



But not to worry! Our heroic leader has a few tricks up his sleeve!!! Lex Dev-
Oh NOES! He is frozen!!! And off he runs scampering like a little 'roo before he too is struck down just outside the pyramids. Oh poo.


Our assailant? None other than MVP Kathrinn.
We were screwed from the beginning, but oh well.



*Ahem* Anyway, once all that was said and done, i decided it was time to give my friendly neighborhood orcs a visit (Sayedism preaches that Orcs are cool. Or maybe he just mixes in too much WoW crap. I dunno).

It was not long before I started seeing some more fatalities. After watching them get the customary n00b-flaming and watching some quite unnecessary corpse-humping, I decided to point, laugh, and throw feed near their carcasses to attract more orcs to eat their smelly bodies.

Sayedism cannot have litter/peasants lying wherever they want. Being Sayedist, is good, yes?



Well, that's the end of this little Wizard's tale. Maybe next time we can hear more from our tank. Of course, I'll finish off with a little eye candy! Sayed, this is how RO women fight! With kinky whips, busty cleavage and revealing outfits!!!



*Queue outro credits and rock BGM*

Sayedoo Online

Once upon a time, lived a priest named Sayedoo.

He traveled across the world... in order to spread the teachings of Sayedism.

And now, he's going online in order to convert a thousand pre-16 kids on the world of RO.

heres what happened over the weekend.

Day 1 --- Sayedoo attempts to convert this blue haired mage into the ways of Sayedism.

Day 2--- Sayedoo decides to seek out the aid of this girly looking crusader to crusade against the Heretical hodes. Their physical shape is a complete insult to the teachings of Sayedism

Battle-Pose while battling the corruption of the young.

FreakyTank showing Sayedoo how hip thrusts are correctly done. As seen here, the megadik is stunned by the crusaders PenisCharge (due to cencorship, the game had it labeled as shield charge. This is most untrue)

Cor blimey! The monster decides to give its fire shot before dying. It fires white fluid at our 2 heroes before going flaccid. As you can see, this act devastated our priest-crusader combo.

"Another business chop chop-ed"


While seeking a location to establish the grand Chuch of Sayedology. They get ambushed by members of the NakednessFirst Foundation. Hilarity ensues.

cCAMWHORE!!!



I am too lazy to put up the remaining pics. But heres a final of of Sayedoo preaches at the Prontera Church. Try guessing who in this pic have been molested by Sayedoo.