DICKS, TWO OF THEM!
Now that we've got the customary gay picture out of the way, here's my wish list for 2009's Academic Year! (That's a mighty fine penis, if I may say so myself).
Uh oh... MUST NOT FAP... at least, not yet!
Right, pardon me. Onto the post proper. Seeing as I'm returning to Melbourne soon and we're all going to enter second year, here's my vision for Uni in 2009.
Now, we're all young, energetic men. What better way to spend all this expendable energy (ooh, careful Ean, redundant words are redundant) than to party hard, all year long?
Those are some nice... stilettos. Almost on par with the Choo Choo Shoe!
Righto, my next wish is to finally catch Sayed surfing pr0n. That's right, pr0n. Not just any pr0n. Kitty pr0n!
Oh, you like that don'tcha' Sayed? Careful now, MUST NOT FAP.
Seeing as I'll be doing plenty of paperiffic subjects (hello, long essays), I assume I'll be on my laptop a lot. That means a tired wrist. What better way to rest it up than to cradle it between these babies?
Actually, I think cradling another certain phallic muscle between these bozongas might be better, eh?
Uh oh, I'm already fapping. So much for self-restraint.
Wait, isn't another word for fap... masturbation? Let Mr. Prime show us how it's done!
And another thing; is masturbation related to cunnulingus???
Remember, it's not dirty unless your mind tells you it's dirty.
The most important wish for 2009's academic year is this:
Muddy sugar water just plain sucks.
And to sign off, the best acronym to ever exist and the words that make it up.
I like the 'Sabotage' and 'Efficient Xenocide' bits.
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