Not to distract you from Ean's Valentine offerings Sayed, but...

This video alone makes playing SSBB worth your while.



If you disagree, I'll gut you for shaming something so bloody epic.
Cheers!

Lets-make-those-girlfriend-less-losers-feel-sad Day!

To my beloved Sayed, object of my everyday jelq imagery!












Shall we shack-up like this dugtrio tonight?

Jelly Q

Bad naughty Sayed.....

Sayed, to be honest with you.......

AWAS DAN BERHENTI:
MASA PUKUL!

ACHTUNG!






For the Year 2009, I demand you refrain from buying 1 single game, and instead spend it on this.

http://www.airasia.com/nl/nl090210-au.htm

Trip to Malaysia for 82AUD.

Take that! Biatch!

You can totally sleep in my room if you need accomodation!

Ean's 2009 Academic Year Wish List

DICKS, TWO OF THEM!

Now that we've got the customary gay picture out of the way, here's my wish list for 2009's Academic Year! (That's a mighty fine penis, if I may say so myself).

Uh oh... MUST NOT FAP... at least, not yet!




Right, pardon me. Onto the post proper. Seeing as I'm returning to Melbourne soon and we're all going to enter second year, here's my vision for Uni in 2009.

Now, we're all young, energetic men. What better way to spend all this expendable energy (ooh, careful Ean, redundant words are redundant) than to party hard, all year long?



Those are some nice... stilettos. Almost on par with the Choo Choo Shoe!

Righto, my next wish is to finally catch Sayed surfing pr0n. That's right, pr0n. Not just any pr0n. Kitty pr0n!



Oh, you like that don'tcha' Sayed? Careful now, MUST NOT FAP.




Seeing as I'll be doing plenty of paperiffic subjects (hello, long essays), I assume I'll be on my laptop a lot. That means a tired wrist. What better way to rest it up than to cradle it between these babies?



Actually, I think cradling another certain phallic muscle between these bozongas might be better, eh?




Uh oh, I'm already fapping. So much for self-restraint.

Wait, isn't another word for fap... masturbation? Let Mr. Prime show us how it's done!




And another thing; is masturbation related to cunnulingus???



Remember, it's not dirty unless your mind tells you it's dirty.

The most important wish for 2009's academic year is this:



Muddy sugar water just plain sucks.

And to sign off, the best acronym to ever exist and the words that make it up.



I like the 'Sabotage' and 'Efficient Xenocide' bits.

In other news...

While Jeffrey shamelessly humiliates my L4D standing
(Hey, no fair!!! You guys ordered me around like crazy!!! "Democracy" humph!!!"),
I decided it was time to take a step back and take some nice needed breathers. Check out these pics I managed to snap of some of Melbourne's finest.



Pics of the Week

Oh wow, I actually took this snapshot as I headed to my exam. I was jovially waltzing down Nicholson St and this definitely made my day.

Incidentally, it was right next to the Fernwood Women's fitness club. God's got a sense of humour, all right ;D

(Thanks be to the Kay. Somehow I got an H1 for Lin Alg)


This I snapped while innocently prowling Coburg and Brunswick for a job. They only wanted Chefs, so meh.
Actually, it's kinda funny that they just wanted chefs, now that I think about it. xD


Oh, and finally! This was just before our LAN session! Lookie who I found lounging at the University Hotel (Another sign from the heavens?!!!) when I was walking casually with Zack.
Aaaawwww, the ponytail is gone!!!
.
..
... Basically xD



Well, that's it for some relaxing side news.
Back to you Jeff!

Sayed wants tanks, he gets tanks

Yes, I do recall watching Yusuf fly into the water at one point :)

and something to go along w

ith it.

Karma. Its a big round circle yo!

Long story, Im sure victor would be a better storyteller.



But lets make one thing very clear.
People who leave their teamates for dead will incur the wrath of the Infection Gods!
And they will send Smokers to grab you at the last second.


Muahahahahaha ahahah haah :)
Oh victor, if only Yusuf had a sniper, he could have saved you..


**and if only I picked up a pipe bomb instead of a molotov during those frantic final seconds.