Sorry Ean, but..

Aside from all the studying I'll be doing (yes I'm taking summer), I've got no time for rpg... In fact, I much prefer the scarier titles:





So I ain't gonna join you... Sorry man.

Jeffrey is a FOOL!

Listen not to what he says, for Dragon Age: Origins is glorious... and hot. It is only when you go through all possible sex scenes and scenarios that you understand why Japanese people love teh 3D boobies and eroge, and why these foolish Westerners want in on a piece of it!

In all seriousness, Dragon Age has a great story and good gameplay, but getting a hand on the gameplay mechanisms are crucial. Don't know how to tank or crowd control? You're fucked! <-- Which is why my first play-through was on Normal and subsequent playthroughs (hey, a man has to see all them sex scenes eh!) were on Nightmare.

In conclusion, 3D titties and sex is hawt

What have you been up to?

What have I been up to?

I've been to Taiwan. I've enjoyed the food they have their, I ate cow stomach, and smelly tofu. Wonderful beef noodles with jellylike beef tendons.

I've oogled at pretty girls walking down the small side alleys in the winter rains, while enjoying a simple dish of 鲁肉饭. Wonderful shit.

I've crammed myself into the city train system during peak rush hours, and having random (occassionally female and pretty) strangers invade my personal space to a very intimate degree. and fortunately enough, seeing how we are all chinese, no one has bad body odour. Thank goodness.

Oh and I also noticed that Taiwan's racial breakdown can be described as such.

Chinese 98%
Europeans 1%ss
Others 1%

yeap thats right, hardly saw any Indians, let alone Arab-Persian hybrids.


What am I up to now?

Well literally straight after getting back from Taiwan, I dropped by the local ole'goode Malaysian shop of locally made goods and got m'self a copy of Dragon Age, Bioshock, Prototype and Spore (because I got to get a free CD, so I decided to get this and trade it for other games with another friend... a girl actually).

Dragon Age sadly ISNT as great as I expected. Seeing how everyone spoke so highly of it, I was slightly disappointed. But make no mistake, it deserves all that loving and cuddling a good game should. While not epic, it scores high in every category.

Now I'm not traditionally an RPG person. I've missed out alot on the typical RPG scene, having not played Diablo or Finale Fantasie (also known as Epic WetDream 5000). DA has left me at certain stages going for the Easy mode, because I gave m,y character the wrong talents, or I left mob control in the hands of my faithful dog whom I called Gilgamesh, but at the same time I call him/she/it "Rabbit".

At least now that I've patched it up to 1.02a, my main character (a rogue) can dish out proper amounts of damage, previously dex did not contribute to damage output for daggers, hence his ridiculously poor performance.

Overall how was DA? Voice acting wasnt too bad, I reckon all the characters (I've met so far) had good voice actors, with interesting characteristics and backgrounds. THOUGH occassionally my party becomes retarded and doesnt do what I tell them to do, I place the blame on me not using the controls properly, or not doing tactics properly. Music in the game isnt too bad.


Storyline doesnt feel as gripping as KoToR, but its not dull either. Maybe it's because in KoTOR, you have the good guy/ bad guy choice, while in DA, you're really just trying to get that Wilderness chick to like you so she may show off more sideboob and sleep with you (also so that she doesnt suddenly cast Frost Cone in the middle of a critical battle and leave you frozen, at the mercy of the enemy [bad tactics on my part] ).

Im sure Ean would have more to say on this.


But overall, DA is worth my time and soul, but I dont find it as addictive as KoTOR, maybe its because that was during Uni period, and hence classes made KoTOR alot more addictive...

mmmmm



anyway, time to kill some bloodspawn


*PS Ean, I once came across some big mob, in the Haven's place, inside the temple. Despite the change in music, and the size of that thing, it got frozen by a spell, and the first hit on it was a crit so it shattered instantly. Never got to find out how powerful was it. :(

Songs

Well, since I know that Sayed will only criticize me if I draw anything
else that doesn't have Courage the Cowardly Dog in it,
and since I can't really get anything Christmas-y without
instilling a bit of Sayed humour to taint it (proof Achmed below),
I guess I'm left with no choice but to post a few songs for you to listen to.

Since the internet is either too restricted with "site blocked" crap
in Bahrain, or too free with mp3 streaming sites just chock-full of viruses,
here's some war song videos for you to sink your teeth into.

Gortoz A Ran (J'Attends) (No, it's sung by an Aussie woman, not French)


Minstrel Boy



Sgt MacKenzie

Worth listening to if you're too lazy to slip that CD into your comp. <_<

Make posts, dammit!

Merry Christmas (For those of you who celebrate it <_< )

WARNING! EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE VIDEO COMING YOUR WAY!!!





I really hated the singing bit... :(

So...

I've been rooting for some change.
So I got myself a haircut.
Truth be told I look like Raj, only... bleached.

Annnnd I decided it was high time I refashioned my
wallpaper again.



Sooooo... whaddya think? :D

I'm drunk, what's YOUR excuse?!

Alas, despite my best efforts, those shovel-wielding boys with their brand new pickaxes prevailed.

I can't believe us demos LOST!!!
What the hell were you guys doing!!!

I can almost certainly blame Jeffrey for this!!!
Damn Soldier-loving pyromaniac.

Just a heads up: Australian Censorship Blacklist to be
implemented before next year's elections.

So Sayed, if you're used to the "Site Blocked" bullshit you
get in Bahrain, you won't have to adjust to much change here.

Lads, enjoy your free and wild internets while it's still around.
And Goddamit I'll never forgive you for letting the Soldiers win!

What I've been up to...

Bots are scary...

Do I have the worst wallpaper ever?

I like to call it "trying to find your mouse cursor.jpg" ...

Check your Facebook event pages,


and join the Bunny Hopping parade!

The LAN party is now GO!


*only 7 people are listed there, the missing out one would be Sulaiman, since I dont have his FB contact. Winston wont be in the country on the 26th, so he's no go.

This is an order

To the Australian classification Board, university of Melbourne and all exams in general!!



Wise words of Sayedism for the day:
"Gaming solves what buttsecks cannot"


HIEL US

I'm dooooomed...

'Morrow be mein physics test...
I'm pooch-screwed!!!

Time to push the panic button!!!

"OH TEH NOES!"
"NUUUUU!!!"
"OMG!"


But of course, I still have a little '39 song to keep me going...



But it also means I've lost my sanity... ;(

You are my sunshine...
My only sunshine...

Heh, I should prolly write that into one of the answer boxes for my
physics exam...

I can at least drive my physics examiner crazy too!!!

I KEEL YOU ALL!!!!

Oh wait... You're not Americans...

...shoot! Foiled again!

Yeah, just thought this blog's gone to hell with the exams
and the heat's driving me crazy so I figured I'd just dig
up this 2yo excessively racist and stereotypical video.

Epic Parenting

Quick Ean, make babies with Sayed now!


*btw Victor, I already knew abou the l4d2 things months ago.



NOW WHICH OF YOU BABIES IS UP FOR EPIC CC MARATHON?

Germany. The Superior Country.

Heres why.


Beer and titties. I think I may have been cured of my flatchestedlovingitis.

So my sources tell me...

L4D2

Witch doesn't sit there sobbing like an emo kid anymore;
that's right she roams now!

Zombies auto-aggro and run right for you instead of
letting you stand a few feet back and admiring their
ghastly exposed buttocks.

And yes, I know it's gotta be retailored for the Australian region,
and yes, I know it's the exam period,
and yes, I am a colossal dickweed for sharing this info with you all now.

Thank you.

Oh... those Americanas...

Interview Win
by failblog

Coming slowly... to a theatre near you!

Warning!

Excessive Violence (Firearms and saw)
Mild Violence (Teaspoon)
Blood and Gore
Tanks
Naked jellow mellow shower scene (but hairy!)
Vulgar Language

blog is dead...?

Say it ain't so!


Luckily Comrade came in the nick of time to do mouth-to-mouth (you naughty boy!)

Not to sound too mmorpg-ish but,

In light of Comrade's brave efforts in battle, a blog post has been awarded!

Now if you're wondering about the sauce, it's actually a techno remix of a pretty shitty video called Half Life: Full Consequences. Yep, youtube time. :D

Stupid HATS! damn you french!

Look at this!! this is just the extra crap I have, without the Unlocks that I keep separate in the first backpack! THESE ARE ALL extra CRAP! Not a single hat!! DAMN YOU FRENCH!


I demand A HAT!! dang damn nab it valve!!

That's right bitches

lol i just randomly came on today after a long leave and poof it came to me.
Must be a ploy to keep people playing.

Everyone was "OMFG" "Trade ya for the medic hat!" "Lucky bastard"

When I first got it I was pretty meh. I don't play soldier much.

Dammit Comrade!

See what you made me do!



I searched up tf2 and now I found this... Playing the pyro will never be the same again!!!

Oh, I'm a...

I'll see your gay bar and raise you a gummy bear



And that's Sayed's techno quota satisfied for another month!

"Supplementary ear candy"
Hm... So this is the top techno song in melbourne...


PS: I don't care if this isn't sayed-safe. KingTiger if you wanna skip the sexy intro just fastforward to 0:38

... you wuss.

I've got something to put in you

Hi guys, Im back from the Gold Coast


heres something I picked up while there.

I know I should be studying, buuuut...

(REALLY LONG POST!)

I just can't help but wonder about the bigger things in life...
What were some of my aussie friends doing during the Geelong vs St Kilda Footy Finals?

And what about that Storms vs Broncos match?

And what about the bigger things in life, like what happens when you cross Vimtu with Indon cordial...?

And most of all... what would happen... if somebody took a giant sex-changing ray gun, pointed it at all of us and squeezed the trigger...?


Not content with just questions... I decided that it was my egotistic nature civic duty to draw up my ideas!


But I came across a stumbling block... would our she-versions have to look like us?

Sayeda? *Insert hooked nose pics plz!*



Oh, God NO!

Besides, sayed said he always wanted a typical cute button nose like in the animes.
So sayed, yer wish, she has been granted!


Click me plox!
(Hm... background might have ruined it, methinks)


#1 Lady Sayeda
The one in a jet-black coat and 'Secret Garden'-endorsed steel plated shoes is none other than the protagonist (or antagonist?), Haruhi Suzumiya Sayeda (yes, the analogous she-name wasn't hard to come up with!).


Special Features: A higher than sayed pitched female voice (is this even possible?!).

When she's not covering herself up from head to toe in her massive Trigun-style trenchcoat, she's opening it up to reveal a side-belt with 3 batteries of increasing voltage (The thing dangling against her right leg). On the other side is a megaphone, amplifying her annoying formidable voice to even louder extremes!

She can swap batteries, and a higher voltage equals
a massive megaphone voice boost (Questionable physics involved!)


Questionable Perk(s): Why is she wearing a yellow headband?
(Yes I know it's black and white but I'll leave it to your imagination)





Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd gripped in her headlock is (take a wild guess...):

#2 Lady Jeffrey (She-name to be discussed later NOW!)
Massive Shinai stick... check
Out-of-realistic proportions anime-style body... check
University of Sayedism Customary jacket tied around waist... check!
Moderate-to-Massive boobs... um... check?

Seriously she's like a filler (More than one meaning attached!).
We can now rest assured that Sayed's (Sayeda's?) jellow mellow quota
has been satisfied!

Jellow... Mellow? NOM!

Personality: Being well-versed in gaming culture,
her proficiency lies in /sarcasm and /facepalm,
which she peppers throughout her life.

Special Features: Always in a revealing outfit
(Sorry Jeff, I need to exaggerate some perks to
dramaticize our anime likelinesses =.=").
A Shinai (duh).

Questionable Perk(s): Why is the good Lady Jeffrey wearing thongs
when it's clear kendo ain't exactly an open-toed sport?

'Cause there's nothing like testing your artistic prowess with bare feet, that's why!





Jumping around, if you haven't realized yet, is...
#3 Yokozuna (? Yes i'm, applying it to a woman) Leanna! (Hmm... name needs work :( )

Personality: Smallest (youngest!) member of the group is full of spirit! Her concept is that the best sort of man has the broadest shoulders and abs of steel, but her highest opinion is reserved for the real man who isn't afraid to admit that the dream woman is a flat-chested, short-haired bombshell. Too bad alternate dimensions don't count, Ean... She be off-limits!


She's also a mid-skilled traceur (why? I dunno, I just felt like we needed one) and has a mild to somewhat discomforting obsession with all things pokemon (as seen with her poke-bracelet).

Is always seen chewing something (but what, I wonder?).

Special Features: A poke-bracelet that always contains some expandable nonlethal/deathly-lethal assortment of tools inside each pokeball link. Just like James Bond! Only... corrupted with pokemon.

...
Bond.
Poke-Bond.

Questionable Perk(s): Sense of fashion isn't very ean-like. Of course, this is a "she-ean", so I think we can put that aside.
Oh, and I need the Japanese translation for "Deliciously flat-chested" so I can print it across her top.





#4 Is there a Japanese name for "Stepping Stone"...? Let's just go with "Vicky" =.="
Personality: Make what you will of mein female-self.

Special Feature: I was thinking of someone with a magical graphics tablet...
I can draw things that come to life! Sadly, that perk's already taken (drat!).

Hmmm... How about wrapping a towel around me and everytime
I open it up a blackhole appears where you'll be
transported to Jeffrey's facebook page? :D

Now that's just wrong...

Instead, I've got myself a kitchen knife.
But not just any kitchen knife!
I've got a cheap made-in-china $9 kitchen knife set!
How much finger-cutting awesomeness is that?!

Eh, no.

A blue hoody with reflective white traffic-safety strips that can transform me into a Hunter? Nope.

I've got it! My cheap Nokia that I've had since before Trinity, here to save the day!

That's right asshats, I've got myself an indestructible Vokia (name changed to prevent copyright infringement!), with a headset line so I can turn it into a nunchuck! How cool is THAT?! (Let's face it, cheap Nokia's are unbreakable/pack a punch in a woman's hands)

Plus, I've got special sneakers with a cat logo
(to symbolize the many, many times my f*cking cat's
pee'd on my shoes! May they forever rest in peace.
The shoes, that is).

What does this enchanted footwear hold for me?
The ability to turn into a cat! (Yoruichi?
Them animes be taking all my special abilities!)

Questionable Perk(s): Okay, I drew this, some I'm probably full of "Questionable perks". Take your pick.





#5 Stephan (Yes, the one with a tennis racket, aka female Steven)
Personality: Always carries a bulletproof hardcover Zumdahl book wherever she goes, for she is always wary of the elusive H1, a mythical creature thought to only descend upon the truly blessed.

She's also sometimes seen with a tennis racket, whose strings she consistently strokes lovingly. As such, the mesh is now ridiculously rigid, and she uses it to mercilessly bludgeon her foes (Although she seldom ever resorts to violence).

Likeable to a fault, and is completely immune to Sayeda's antics.

Because of this, if I ever do make an anime, she'll have to be seperated from the group most of the time. A series with little violence/Sayedism antics? Oh teh noes!

Hair color in non-B&W render: Onion Orange, with complementary onion peak at top to satisfy the Steven-likeliness pre-req.

Special Features: Defensive Bulletproof/Rock-hard Offensive Zumdahl hardcover,
smarts, looks and a powerful co-ordinated swinging arm
to complement her formidable tennis racket.
After all, supernatural lady strength trumps male muscle mass.

Questionable Perk(s): Um...None?










PS: Okaaay... So why is Lady Jeffrey *Insert Name Here* caught in Sayeda's headlock, even though Sayed is clearly a teeth person?

Well that's because unlike our shoddy man's man, Sayeda is a real go-geter! Not afraid to head out to the messed-up reality of Enroublem, she makes the world her oyster and acts instead of just talking all day about chopping off shlongs and doing nothing!

Sayed! Take notes! Your empty death threats mean nothing to us!

Why are the personalities so far-fetched and detached from our likenesses? They're not, they're just "acceptably over-exaggerated".

Welcome to anime! I needed character profiles to show that I put in some wit when designing our she-selves. They also needed to be completely original (okay, so sayeda's a bit Haruhi-like, but she and sayed are both arftul extortionists so whatever. Plus, Sayeda has an unhealthy obsession with EB games, which Haruhi lacks).

PPS: Yes, this is just a preliminary sketch and if you don't already know about my "vapourware-habits", you best understand that this anime/manga will likely NEVER come out. Especially since I don't know Japanese it'll likely be english (engorish?) dubbed, and we have an absolute lack of female voice actors. Even so, my lip-syncing sucks... =[

PPPS: Don't ask "But where's Yousef & Co.?"... I don't want to spend my entire 2 weeks drawing this. Gimme a break -_-' Hmm... Maybe draw Joel as a chick in an army uniform.

PPPPS: Yes, this whole segment really is similar to what cartoonists did when they personified Windows OS's to girl-likenesses.

PPPPPS: Lady Jeffrey name candidates: Geffenia (lulz!), Yerffej (foreign-exchange student name!), Fergie (Ferrjye?!).

PPPPPPS: When sorting through a list of potential backgrounds in my head, I decided to settle on that moment when Sayed gave his wonderful nightly Yarra lecture to us. Sayed, you should instantly recognize the background.

Remember the seagull that kept coming back to its perch just to listen to your divine wisdom?

And I certainly remember that the Sex and the City movie just came out 'cause you kept complaining about how its ugly billboard advertising ruined your view. ("Sex and the CP"? Lulz! Go Combine sex-inhibitor barrier!)

PPPPPPPS: Hold the "fuck you Victor"s 'cause I'm pretty sure Ean's got some comeback with bulging crotches and what-not.

PPPPPPPPS: Okay, back to studying...

They have set us up the bomb!

Just some crap because I'm bored and reminiscing on yesteryears...


PS: The game's "zero wing". Google it. :P

You board idiots....

You'll allow this:


But you won't man up for this:

?!


Sidenote: Onechanbara looks like a nice hack n' slash...

You guys aren't idlers, are you?

Legal Notice - You Have Been Served

To the residents, posters and readers of the blog,

You are hereby served with a writ of summons. As per Article 69 Division 2 Section 2 Subsection Sex of the Sayedian Sexual Practices Act, you are now legally bound to be present, and, in all circumstances, facilitate the action per the writ of summons.

The writ is as followed;

I, reader of this blog post, agree inherently and in all entirety to:

i - Participate in Operation Take Sayed Bowling, to be held at a bowling venue yet to be announced, at a day and time yet to be decided within the mid-semester break.

Penalties of not adhering to the writ include, and is not exclusive to:

i - The Sayedian Sexual Torture Act
ii - The Sayedian Sexual Marathon Act
iii - The Sayedian Sexual Marathon Torture Act
iv - The Sayedian Anal Liberties Act
v - The Sayedian Unrestrained Ean Buttsecks Act

(My point being that Sayed has never been bowling. This simply cannot do.)

Yes, I Jizzed...

Just releasing some pent up sexual stress while I have the chance.



Nothin' to see people,
move along now...

You're all doomed

Due to licensing restrictions, some tracks are unavailable in your country

Well lads, it's happened, just like I said it would. Projectplaylist, Youtube and eventually maybe even imeem...

Ah well, there's always 4shared o.0

The pirates of the Melaka Straits are fighting a losing battle.
Get ready to abandon ship, ye sooty dogs...

What I want for my b'day present

To force sayed to finally play a scary game on my xbox



Okay, okay, so Fatal Frame ain't too scary, but hey, I so badly want to see him play it.

This post is sponsored by TROJAN

Hey you! Yes you! Chances are, if you're reading this you are in the possession of a phallus.

Ever had trouble putting on a condom?

Don't know how to put on a condom?

You're female and have never seen a penis?

You're a gay male and want to see a penis?

You're Ean and you're straight but still want to see a penis?

You're any of the above and are wondering what this post is leading to?

Fret not! Ean is here to kill the suspense!

Guess what a friend of mine found in the Universiti Brunei Darussalam Anatomy labs. Not cadavers! Not human skeletal models! Not even a dead rat. Wait, Brunei has a university?! More than one, actually!





That's right. A condom putter-oner penis practice thing. I mean, wtf?! If I had known of this I would have pissed off from Melbourne to do sains (Sayed, this means science in Bahasa Brunei/Melayu/Indonesia) from my national university!

Just think of it! A penis practice statue! All that condom inflating practice Jeffrey and I did in the Trinity Swanston St. toilets would have been for good use!

Furthermore, this penis statue thing looks sorta like a dildo, don'cha think?





Am I doing it right? I'd kill for some dill-dough though! Making herb bread would be so much easier!

I could even make...





BREADCRABS!

Om nom nom nom nom. Baloney is good for killing leetle babies~

Imma Chargin Ma Youtube

Shoop da Whoop yo.

Something to make sayed's blood pump faster

...And possibly Ean's too.

Great classic towards the end!

Let's get back to it lads...

Okay, so somewhere between all the mangas, sex-up posts, endless MelbUni flaming and msn extortion, we've somehow lost track of what this blog is really all about.

By that of course, I mean Sayed. This is blog is an immortal tribute to his unending wisdom.
And alas, it has to be said, we have all gone astray.

Buuuut... No biggie. Tis but a minor fix.

I'm sure you all remember this guy. A babbling psychopath bent on tanktatorship pipe-dreams and who till this day still manages to hide his all-important porn stash.


Oh wait, no that ain't right...


Ahhh, much better. :D


One of the things Sayed teaches us to crush beneath our pretend limited edition Jackboots is love. But does this mean that we must foresake all love? Nay, tis cannot be!

Thankfully, the Most Serene Republic of Ean von Buttsecks shows us that in it's most primal form, love, between two (or maybe four) men, is not haram!



Oh yes, shake those bulging crotches! Show 'em how!


Of course, with the way Ean's been acting, you'd figure he was on the path to splinter cell-ing.
In the past, Sayedism has been virtually defenseless against his many forms of anal pleasuring.


Not so now!
But how can a gay buttshot (an unlikely hero to Sayedism's troubles) save the day?
By evoking images of a certain tennis match in which buttcracks, pimples, and butt hair were so fatefully exposed!

Can anyone say "Lesser of the two evils"?


*ahem*
And now for some 4chan epicness... Brought to this blog by our pirate friends on Pulau Island.

Mein timetable

As one can see I am fucked on Mondays and Thursdays, with chances of freedom on Tuesday.

Eye candy

Ok. It's time to put my tablet through it's paces.

*Ahem*

Saaaaayyyyyeeeeed...
You remember that one time we joined that tf2 server and there was this tag of a "hentai" chick with the caption "It's ok. Keep staring. It's not like you contribute to your team or anything".

Well sayed...

It's ok to stare. You know you want to.

Has 4chan finally come to our blog?

Jizz in our pants 4chan in our blog!


These kind of posts remind me of the epicness of what 4chan really is about.
We should start some new trend. Imagine it, an internet meme based off our wise humble cbox.

Timetables

I think it would be good if we could all upload our timetables here so it'd be easier to coordinate similiar classes.

*I used F11 to open a full screen IE, and screencapped it.

Hope we get same classes.

WACOM Intuos 3

A blogpost to humble my tablet
Ok maybe not...

So, here I am. With my WACOM graphics tablet. Now I'm wondering... How the heck did this thing get here? It didn't just magically prop itself up by my side.

The first thought that ran through my mind was...

    okay, now how do I set
                    this up again?

And there it was. The manual. Sitting right there, so temptingly within reach.
But then I remembered the doctrine that our horny Arabian Messiah passed down so reverently to us.



After all, manuals are for pussies.

Setting up was simple enough. But then I saw that I was missing some optional tools. Tools that would enhance my manga-ism and take The Secret Garden to new heights.

A pen that could duplicate a perfect twisting stroke, a more pressure sensitive pen... ah.
But no matter. I have no need for these. After all, I can do without them. And I can pretend that my inventory is now complete.



So beware Sayed, beware. For you is no match for whatever I'm throwin' at ya next. And let's leave it to the imagination what that's gonna be...



By the end of this post, I hope you've realized that this little update has nothing at all to do with the manga, or even my tablet. I just needed to give Sayed some eye candy.

The Secret Garden Manga

Ok, sooooo...

Do you guys notice anything?
...
Nothing?!
EXACTLY

Our posts have been lacking epicness, despite the best efforts of mein fellow bloggahs.

And partially, that's my fault.

"Victa! Victa!
Where's the epic Bobble-headed sayed-Jebus gif?!"

"Victa! Victa!
Where's the awesome sayedism/Sinz Night at The Roxbury head-bobbin' gif?!"

"Victa! Victa!
Where the hell's the bloody epic Kermit the Frog Xtreme wanking action?!

Well, I've been pining to complete my Sayedism Manga (Yes, Jeff I have been workin' on it). Prob was, it took so damn long with my mouse.

Buuuuut, as luck would have it, I've recently upgraded, and got myself a graphics tablet.
So, will there be another wtf pic to add to this blog's growing repertoire of excuses to be shut down?

I'll let you guys decide. The graphics tablet did speed things up. A week's worth of effort is cut to the wonderful tune of two days.

"EDIT"
Apparently hotlink files just died... :/
I'm too damn lazy to upload it again...


Is this proof that, aside from Unimelb lecturers torturing UniMelb students, graphics tablets have a more sinister use?

Well, I think it's worth the effort, definitely. Since I only just got my tablet, I've yet to unlock it's many other secrets, and put my drawing potential to the fullest. Sayed, ye be warned!

As always, right-click and 'view image' to zoom and see it in all it's epic-ity

Vacation = GAMES

Hello fellow lazy bastards and slackers :P

The vacation has been wonderful so far, the break we deserve from imperialist study beehightches.

So what were the main activities of your beloved leader?

1) Reading warhammer novels, such as Gun Heads. This novel is about an expedition of imperial guard armored regiment sized at approximately 30000. Their mission? To retrieve the most ancient battle tank from the greenskined orcs: The Fortress of arrogance....weird ass name but oh well its a Bane blade class tank xD which is goooooooooood.

2) City madness, go here and there. Check out PC and book shops. Exploration etc

3) THE MOST fun of them all ....GAMING

so what are the games I have been playing? Arranged in order of most played to least played

Fallout 3, along with its four great expansion packs : p


Encountered a death claw and its mate: the death claw matriarch...she kicked my toughest body guards' ass 0_0


Group PHOTO !! A victorious and very proud picture stance....along with some deathclaw shishkebab thanks to the flamer


Team Fortress 2: the most entertaining online game of them all....experience weird stuff like

the new spy update....the Dispenser

"that dispenser is a spy" "that dispenser is a bloodeh spy"

I went to a party server, little did I know they had disco lights....that got me in the mood for some engineering hoedown :P


apparently my team's sniper thought care bears would improve my dancing style...... >.>

Swat 4: the good old "heh heh I am boss of 4 man team", although I admit it it was a lot more fun than I expected when played online with aussies

In this mission, the sisters of mercy church was invaded by suspects....so I GO in there and liberate it with great handsomeness...

The good old breach bang and clear

I always wanted to make my own religion....look at all the carefully listening followers...except the old guy who looks freaked out... 0_o

Last game GTA vice city

The game with the perfect radio, I mainly was just listening to music and running over fat naked chicks and weird looking men wheeee

"hey hot FAT mama, want some sugar sayedism style ^_^"



That.....didn’t work out well....why is love so hard :P





Until next time this is threeeeeeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaaawg(NOT dong ....damn you Ean) reporting from Kangaroo land.

KingTiger signing off

Wow

Farah Fawcett died.

So did MJ.

...

10 bucks says Ean's next.


Oh, and something happened on RO.




Stupid n00bs spoiling my screencaps...

Bored during the holidays? Banish the thought!

So, holidays are upon us! Whatever shall I be doing in these next 30 days of NO DAMNED BIOLOGY?



Well, I'll be going over to Sayed's place a lot for some Wii. When Jeffrey comes back, I can tell him that we Wiid! How awesome is that?

Lets also not forget that I shall resume playing WoW.

Now, one of you may ask this: "What is it that you do in WoW, Ean? Do you kill baddies? Raid dungeons? Hunt for epic T7 gearz, troll nooblets and fly around in your epic flying dragon monster thing?"

Hell no!

I play on a role-playing server (and a normal one, but who cares about that), and what do people do on a role-playing server?

Hmm?




Oh yeah. We pimp the bitches and role-play. Thats me and my blood-elf bitches. My troll tusks aren't just only for... aesthetic purposes!





Heck, to get in the mood, I even strip nekkid to create the atmosphere right at home! Thats how I picture my guildmates while we're uh, engaging in our virtual social role-play activities.

Stay tuned for more posts of inexplicable gaity!

Turning 21 gives you more freedom!

Now, I know the age of consent is 18, but lets pretend that it's 21.

Sayed turns 21 today. He's legal. Dozens of Sayedism followers will be clamouring to devour his thick, dark and chocolate-like Arabian wang.

What does that call for?




Yeah.

SAFE SEX.

Always always always practice safe sex. We don't want no STDs now do we?

Speaking of which, lets all congratulate Sayed with a manly, loving...




Lets not skimp on the man-love since its such a lovely occasion. Let the Demoman pave the way for fabulous man loving!



Mmm, delicious trap.

Anyway, let us celebrate the victory that is Sayed living to 21. Here's to plenty more years of embarassing msn conversations and bosom friendship!

I made an oopsie...

Looking back through my inbox, I found out that I had stored the email from "Manly Wang" 'cause I liked it so much. (Name slightly changed to protect me from lawsuits.)

And so I read it again.

Privacy issues and a certain fear of getting sued prevents me from disclosing the contents of said email in full detail (but that doesn't mean I won't still try!).

The email you're about to read has been edited. It contains a reply from some other student to "Manly Wang", and due to the Epic Fail nature of UniMelb email, the reply was sent to Manly Wang and me (despite Manly Wang being the only person in the recipient box). I've also made it into a very 4chan-ish theme, and the words have been heavily edited.



Yes boys, Manly Wang is a girl named "Lily".