Sayedsim and world events

Greeting Citizens of the great Soviet Union,

As most of you know, stupid exams are annoying us currently, so I thought of expressing Sayedism's views on some events(domestic and international).

Your beloved tyranical emperor (ME!!) always emphasises certain obligations you have towards me, allow me to elaborate:



Why am I emphasising respect all of a sudden? I have received several reports of planned revolts against me!!! And to make matters worse, whenever I threaten anyone
or attempt to sing R.E.S.P.ECT by Aretha Franklin, (here is the youtube vid if you want to imagine me singing it xD)

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVCe-Fybc

everyone becomes like this guy in the picture


This is not acceptable(I have a most tender voice....and NO I am not in denial >.>)!! I demand you all submit your cheeseburgers to me, I am your beloved handsome unsexual very good looking well dressed leader !!! The outcomes for being against me will incur the wrath of my fearless legions
And I will fire you as I fired chief of admissions sir Ean von bon Buttsecks






Now that we are done with the domestic matters, onwards to expressing my ideas about more pressing issues:

1- The Vile spread of the Ipods and Iphones:

These instruments of heresy allow men and women(or gay men and lesbians) to interact allowing unauthrised transaction to occur between their businesses(No pun intended 0_0).

That is why your great lovely leader has directed a group of deranged developers to come up with a product that will annihilate the Ipod market.

BEHOLD!! The IHiel!!!!!

This product will play war songs 24/7 and is designed to accomodate the Sieg Hiel move whenever a good citizen wants to hiel my moustache. It blocks all prawn activities and forces you to watch vids of tanks all day long if the screen is activated.

2- The american election

You know what I am talkign about, the circus is in town
STARRING

Cruella de ville(Republican version)
This women demonstrates why men shouldnt get married!! She is a monster and a hairless grandmother!!! Remember my words!! Do not fall in love....(especially with her >.>)


Also.........This image represents my views about the two candidates :

I hope they both get their businesses choped off!! No offense to pinky and the brain xD
I want to explain why I cosider them DUMBASSES but :p I have studying to do.

our broadcast is over for today. Until next time,


Over and out.

Some lil Online fun....

http://www.nationstates.net/

Sayedland has been established there.

Since most of us know about it, nuff said

:)

J*****************HHH**************D!!!!

I have once again clawed myself out of my shadowy little grave to bring wisdom and enlightenment to all who venture into the murky depths that is Sayedism 102. Plus it gives me an excuse to swear since Ramadan just finished. (Wahaha, that's right, bitches! I can cuss like a little girl now! Run, cunts! RUN!)

The term J*had (Excuse me while I censor it. Don't want the CIA poppin' outta nowhere like the lil' buggers they are, now do we?) means to struggle or strive in the name of you-know-who.

Of course, many of our followers will have undoubtedly noticed that our leader, in all his infinite wisdom, *silently* yells out this word everytime he demonstrates Sayedism in Modern Times 203 (See retired/dismissed/fired Admissions Officer/Chief of Butt Seck's post). Then our great messiah silently slips into the shadows for fear of an angry, t*rr*rist-fearing mob hounding him down and beating him senseless.

So, apart from these not-so-frequent expeditions, late-night outs with probably adult-rated company, many of you also probably noticed his frequent death threats on msn, and how his nickname always seems to be "I declare WAR on [Insert anything here]".

To minimize losses of Sayedist followers that may drop out due to extensive confusion-induced brain hemorrhaging, I have hereby compiled a list on everything Sayedism views with angst followed by frequent foaming at the mouth:

Sayedism's War on Everything:
A reflective compilation!

1) Barney & "Friends" :

This fat blob of purple-y badness has been literally asking for it since the get-go. Sayedism also preaches that anyone endorsing this cheeky tubby bastard should either be mauled to death, or sent to Sayedism's many re-education facilities (but the first alternative is preferred!).

If you happen to share the same name as this mascot of evil, may I be the first to bow my hat and offer a moment of silence. I might just like to add that any Sayedists with the name "Barney", must first undergo gruesome ritualistic induction rituals (Having their names changed at their respective government offices, which almost always involves some sort of long queue).

Lastly, the association known as "Barney & Friends" (Henceforth referred to as the axis of evil) is a front for Western White Supremist fanatics:

They commit every second of their worthless lives to destroying our culture (our smirnoff molotov-production sites!). The only value they contribute is their huge underground sex industry.

Therefore it is our duty as the true Sayedists of the Sands to take up arms and brutally dismember anyone donning a purple dino outfit. (And not just because a certain young relative of mine drives my study hours bonkers because he puts the Barney theme on a never-ending loop outside my room!).


2) Hot dogs:

This one is a no-brainer. Our leader, having all the qualities of a divinity (paranoia, war-hungry, envy), grows wary of the ridiculous amount of time people spend emulating their prized body parts. And he figures they cross the line when this emulation turns to food.

Y SO SERIOUS, boss? Well, you've gotta factor in all the perks out there trying to achieve the largest edible badong replica out there:

THAT'S definitely worrying, don't ya think? Question is, our leader is trying to remove badongs... So why worry about badong food? Especially when it signifies the act of "removing (eating) a shingel-wingel"? Sayedism is contradictory, friends. This wouldn't be the wonderful world of KingTiger if we didn't have to put up with crap like this.


And last but not least: Yep, you guessed it!
3) Sailormoon:

Okay, now who honestly didn't see this coming?
Girls wearing bikinis, flashing those ever-so divine curves... Mouths wide open as to suggest...
(Okay, now I'm definitely pushing it). Anyway, big point is:
Cartoon with girls,
Cartoon that's an anime,
Cartoon with girls in miniskirts,
Cartoon with girls in bikinis when they're not in miniskirts,
actually, Cartoon with girls FULL STOP.

Yep, straight into the Kill-On-Sight bucket for Sayedists (EAN: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!).
We have already launched counter-offensives with many geeks launching seperate, totally random defamatory attacks on this well-established anime cult (I will spare you the shockingly embarassing pics; just do a simple google search why don't ya?).

Even before Sayedism began, geeks of all queerness and stature began their pursuit of utterly (though in most cases unwittingly) defaming this proud anime heritage. I don't really care much; I just hope one day they fire whoever writes their storyline. That or the whole anime crawls into a hole and dies (Sorry Ean ;) ).