Many of you gathered here today (that's what, 3 guys?) are wondering, how can our high and established leader of the Dongs redeem himself, especially after faltering so shamelessly to the ways of Morrigan joojoo'ism? *Cue cheesy Ean ha-ha's and pointing*
Yes, sayed has become addicted, but has he really fallen so far?
I say, NAY, lads, because quite frankly, he has not yet learned
Rule #403:
And yes, let's face it, he hasn't been in RPGs long enough to know that
(Although he may claim to).
The lastest offensives by the disgusting and shameless perpetuators
of heresy and all that is "ICK!" in the offices of The Daily Dong
are, by Sayed's own graceful and eloquent words, not chunky and therefore
INVALID.
(Even though I have to admit, you have gotten portly yourself,
Jeffrey. Tell us when you can comfortably fit back in your jeans, k?) <_<
So then, where does this great threat come from?
Is it the traitorous nation of iRaj, who (you'll come to know soon enough)
has recently been revealed in a scandalous affair involving lewd text
messaging and as a result a very paranoid HMD?
I say NAY!
Is it Attorney at Lawl Victa who has recently come forth as engaging in
a relationship with the other sex?!
Again, I SAY NAY! (Oh wait, maybe that could be it)
So where from does our biggest threat loom forth?
It is, of course, from the illicit and lesser known but
still very very evil Ean-kun!
What, with his panty-loving habits,
perfectly caricatured here,
as he professes he needs MOAAAAARRRRRRR... panty sauce!
(Dear Lord what have you been up to in Brunei?) :/
This deep-seeded evil hails from the land of perversions (Evidence here) and through many, many years of
(mainly televised) unorthodox training, has perfected the art of lol-sarcasm.
By now of course, we have effectively deployed countermeasures. Be warned,
you dastardley Cubs cap abuser (Yes Ean, get something new, for goodness' sake), your days are numbered!
We have also deployed nefarious printing establishments with ulterior purposes.
Unfortunately our stupid employees sometimes unwittingly give us away.
Soon at a dinkums near you!
Unfortunately, we all know the consequences of resistance, and we may only be encouraging such vile underhanded attempts to destabilize our nation of the glorious iSayedlands.
Fear not, brothers! For we shall overcome this tide!
As our great Imams have preached before us,
only through great teamwork may we aspire to
dig bigger graves for us all!
Until next time, this is the advocate for his honorable HMD, the Attorney at Lawl, Vic, signing out. *Is tired after walking all day*
Oh and yes, Sayed eye candy:
