Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Behaviour of Sayedists in the modern world



Greetings citizens,

this is threee daaaaaaawg coming to you live from my fortified bunker in a D.C hell hole...(sorry >.< too much fallout 3 GNR radio station)

After reading that Brain incinerating post in arabic by french republic, I thought I should teach al sayedists how to behave in certain situations to reflect the wisdom that is me...Hail myself.

First situation would be on how to start a meeting, and since I have been playing red alert 3, We will be japaneso in our politness, you are all instructed to do the actions illustrated in the GIF image --->





P.S: you dont have to be bald to do this, and it can also be used as a self defence mechanism.

Moreover(stupid EAP) each and everyone of you must do his best to achieve Fatness first by any means neccessary(except eating my food 0_o, I will butcher you) .

Remember, to be fat is to be proud, do not think of it as a liability, SEGA made a game that shows the strength of the fat men, in Streets of Rage 2, the fat people breath fire, bitch slap with great power and push you with their huge stomachs. Imagine what each of you can do!


Ahem...Moving on....
How to react in the face of the most feared event by any sayedist!


SCREAM AND RUN! dont make eye contact!! and try to avoid thinking of dingle wingels jumping around you!!

third case, what if you meet a "special employer" trying to "recruit" you for....unmentionable thins, You will immediatly recognize those people by their clothes...too much bling bling


Try to steal his coat!!

Forth situation, will let the image express all


in this situation you must embrace the scissors, knife meat cleaver ...or chainsaw. It is our salvation, our freedom from the hooks of women and gay men!...and the french >.>


Thats it for this public service announcement, we thank seseme street for their participation.

And we leave you with the nice look on the assault rifle weilding cookie monster !! YAA MAAN

until next time,
Peace out homies. (now I feel like listening to 50 cent >.< THE PAIN THE HORROR)

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

MY HUMPS! (Kalimai? Balidia? بلادي رابية؟)

I remember one conversation I had with Jeffrey once. And I pondered. And pondered. And pondered what could've been.

What if... What if Fergie had been... Arab? Sure then she could belly dance, but aside from that... What if there was a "My Humps" song in Arabic?
Now there's a thought. So I went and google-translated the My Humps lyrics to Arabic.
Of course, the translation sucks. Even I can see that.
So, Sayed, feel free to offer your expertise and edit it!

Artist الفنان Black Eyed Peas سوداء العينين البازلاء
Title العنوان My Humps بلدي الحدب


What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside your trunk? كل ما خردة داخل الجذع الخاص بك؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ، بلدي قليلا رائع الكتل. (Check it out) (اختر من منطلق)

I drive these brothers crazy, أنا مجنون حملة هذه الاخوة ،
I do it on the daily, أعمل له على اليومية ،
They treat me really nicely, وهي علاج جيد حقا لي ،
They buy me all these ice-ys. وهي تشتري لي جميع هذه الجليد ys.
Dolce & Gabbana, دولشي أند جابانا ،
Fendi and then Donna فيندي وبعد ذلك دونا
Karen, they be sharin’ كارين ، فإنها تكون sharin '
All their money got me wearin’ جميع أموالهم حصلت لي wearin '
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, gearrr تطير ولكنني لا آسكين ،
They say they love my ass ‘n, ويقولون انهم يحبون الحمار بلادي 'ن ،
Se7en Jeans, True Religion, Se7en جينز ، صحيح الدين ،
I say no, but they keep givin’ أنا أقول لا ، لكنها تبقي givin '
So I keep on takin’ حتى أظل على تاكين '
And no I ain’t fakin’ وأنا لا لا fakin '
We can keep on datin’ نحن يمكن أن تبقي على datin '
I keep on demonstrating. وأظل على التظاهر.

My love, my love, my love, my love حبي ، حبي ، حبي ، حبي
You love my lady lumps, تحب بلدي سيدة الكتل ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي ،
My humps they got u, الحدب بلدي لأنهم وصلوا ش ،
She’s got me spending. انها حصلت لي الإنفاق.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي

What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، كنت في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What u gon’ do with all that ass? ما ش غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make u scream, make you scream. جعل ش تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. كوس من بلدي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلدي.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل. (Check it out) (جربه)

I met a girl down at the disco. التقيت فتاة بانخفاض في ديسكو.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. قالت يا ، يا ، يا نعم دعنا نذهب.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey الأول يمكن أن يكون طفلك ، هل يمكن لي العسل
Lets spend time not money. قضاء بعض الوقت لا يسمح المال.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, أنا مزيج الحليب الخاص بك برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا الكاكاو تجميل صورة بلدي ،
Milky, milky cocoa, حليبي ، حليبي الكاكاو ،
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. المزيج الخاص بك مع الحليب والكاكاو وتجميل صورة بلدي ، حليبي ، حليبي riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy, ويقولون أنا حقا مثير ،
The boys they wanna sex me. الأولاد يريدون لي الجنس.
They always standing next to me, انهم دائما يقف بجوار لي ،
Always dancing next to me, دائما الرقص المجاور لي ،
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. حاولت أن يشعر بلدي أ سنام ، وسنام.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump. تبدو في بلدي المقطوع ، والمقطوع.
U can look but you can’t touch it, يو يمكن أن ننظر لكن لا يمكن مسها ،
If u touch it I’ma start some drama, إذا ش أنه أنا على اتصال تبدأ بعض الدراما ،
You don’t want no drama, انت لا تريد أي مسرحية ،
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama لا ، لا مسرحية ، لا ، لا ، لا ، لا دراما
So don’t pull on my hand boy, حتى لا تسحب على يدي الصبي ،
You ain’t my man, boy, أنت ليس من واجبي ان الرجل ، والصبي ،
I’m just tryn’a dance boy, أنا فقط tryn'a رقص فتى ،
And move my hump. وتحرك بلدي سنام.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي رابية ،
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. رابية بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام ، وسنام بلادي ، بلادي سنام.
My lovely lady lumps x3 بلادي الجميلة سيدة الكتل X3
In the back and in the front. في ظهره وفي الجبهة.
My lovin’ got u, بلدي lovin 'حصلت ش ،
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. (يا) Spendin 'كل ما تبذلونه من المال والانفاق على لي لي على الوقت.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. (يا) Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.

What you gon’ do with all that junk? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ذلك لا خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off my hump. احصل لكم الحب مخمور خارج بلدي سنام.
What you gon’ do with all that ass? ما لكم غون 'مع كل ما فعل الحمار؟
All that ass inside them jeans? كل ذلك الحمار لهم داخل الجينز؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، تجعلك تصرخ
Make you scream, make you scream. تجعلك تصرخ ، يجعلك تصرخ.
What you gon do with all that junk? ما لكم غون أن تفعل مع جميع خردة؟
All that junk inside that trunk? كل ذلك أن خردة داخل جذع؟
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, أنا تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل ، تحصل لكم في حالة سكر ،
Get you love drunk off this hump. لكم الحصول على هذا الحب في حالة سكر قبالة جامع.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast? ما لكم غون 'لا برنامج المرأة والتكنولوجيا ان جميع الرضاعة؟
All that breast inside that shirt? كل ذلك داخل الثدي أن القميص؟
I’ma make, make, make, make you work جعل أنا ، جعل ، وجعل ، وجعل لكم العمل
Make you work, work, make you work. جعل لكم العمل ، والعمل ، وجعل لكم العمل.
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me Spendin جميع أموالك على لي وspendin 'الوقت على لي
She’s got me spendin’. انها حصلت لي spendin '.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. Spendin 'على كل ما تبذلونه من المال لي ، لي ، لي.

PS: You might need to have arabic fonts installed on your computer. Which means Sayed can definitely read this! ;)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Secret Garden

Well, Sayed has his very own game, his own blog, and now he's got an anime! That's right, every drop of juicy detailed horror that is Sayed will be making that long awaited transition into the realm of the 2D. Of course, this is "The Secret Garden beta" so I'll be making tweaks as I go, based on your feedback!

=== Be gentle on the criticism, guys. I won't do anything that's of the calibre you see in mangas, since all of this has to be done while keeping the graphics simple enough for animation. Plus, I drew everything with my bloody mouse, so spare a little consideration, would ya? ===

First guy i did was Jeffrey. In the beginning I threw all of my anatomy (and most of my common sense) out the window. The end result was that the jaw ended up too curved and we had ourselves a female Jeffrey. Being the doofus that I was, I decided to put some musculature on it, desperately trying to dab a little manliness here and there.

Of course, the curvature just got wider. Great. Now Jeffrey still looks like a girl. Only chubbier. I decided to redo the facial layer and this is the end product:


Well, any suggestions on this end would be nice. So far this is Jeffrey v1.0 beta. I'm kinda takin' a liking to him so I might stay with this. (50 points to whoever can read what's at the top of his bandana!)



Next up was supposed to be Ean, but since the heathen chopped off his locks and ruined any hope of diversity my anime had, I decided to butcher him and do Sayed and Kay first. Now, Kay ended up having not one, not two, but three versions. Each more evil than the last. Okay, okay, the first one was botched, the second one (which I'll show in a bit) is one that I'm sticking to, and the third is her cute oh-so-kawai (whatever the hell that means) anime version. Which will make an appearance right after this scene:


Ahaha... Kay looks like she's going to rape sayed or something. How cute. =3
You two play nice, ya hear? *wink*

Anyway, I can honestly say that both Sayed and Kay were bloody hard to draw compared to Jeffrey. Kay because I couldn't pencil in exactly what form I should give her (without her biting my head off later),and Sayed because... he's Sayed. Turning him into a cartoon is a dangerous and forbidden task. The hooked nose didn't help much, either.



Hmmm... For SH, I decided to look back to the avvie I put up back in my old blog for inspiration. And I of course came up with this cute lil' bugger:

And as for me, well, I was supposed to be in that scene with him, but I haven't gotten round to finishing it yet so you all can bitch and moan all you want. I'm taking my sweet precious time.

PS: Sayed, I've drawn you with sunglasses to remind you of our deal. Wear them one hour each day, or it's dreadlocks time!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sayedism 201

(Not this crap again)

You didn't actually think that Sayedism would let you be all "Yay! I'm home-free" and all that happily after crap, did you? No, of course not. Except for our Fatness First delegate; that poor sod still has one more exam to go before his pudgy fingers are within are grasp. Oh, well, lesser of the two evils. For now.

In the holy spirit of Summer vacation-ism, we leave you with a few thoughts on how to be a better person.

We have seen how seeds of rebellion are sown, and many a times our loyal followers are led astray by the temptations of the lesser kind. But fear not! For the signs of heresy can easily be read. While the only thing to do at first is brace for more heresy, you should of course wait for the Sayedism riot police to come in and beat the crap out of these heathens. Compliance, baby.

If the conventional riot police don't do the trick, then maybe it's time to ask for divine help.
Unfortunately, oft a times the union with Fatness First has drastic repurcussions on our law enforcement capabilities.

And then again, we must remind ourselves of the attitude our great leader has exemplified, even if it means we get the same attitude from the opposite sex, humanity stops copulating and we all die out. But of course, there's always spare room for a little innuendo (If our leader says no, we tell him to go to hell).

Well, I was too damn lazy to write anything without so totally abusing my link power (Links to links about links of links to lots and lots of demotivational power). Plus I've just finished my exam so bite me, hags. I'll be putting up a new post soon(-ish); I'm making an anime on you all and right now I'm laughing my guts out at how ridiculous your cartoony versions look like.

Disclaimer: The author wishes to acknowledge the fine contributions made by many a demotivational artist and bows his head before the sheer idiocy of the human race. If you have trouble seeing any of the above pictures (or if you just want more), please contact your local tech support.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sayedsim and world events

Greeting Citizens of the great Soviet Union,

As most of you know, stupid exams are annoying us currently, so I thought of expressing Sayedism's views on some events(domestic and international).

Your beloved tyranical emperor (ME!!) always emphasises certain obligations you have towards me, allow me to elaborate:



Why am I emphasising respect all of a sudden? I have received several reports of planned revolts against me!!! And to make matters worse, whenever I threaten anyone
or attempt to sing R.E.S.P.ECT by Aretha Franklin, (here is the youtube vid if you want to imagine me singing it xD)

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVCe-Fybc

everyone becomes like this guy in the picture


This is not acceptable(I have a most tender voice....and NO I am not in denial >.>)!! I demand you all submit your cheeseburgers to me, I am your beloved handsome unsexual very good looking well dressed leader !!! The outcomes for being against me will incur the wrath of my fearless legions
And I will fire you as I fired chief of admissions sir Ean von bon Buttsecks






Now that we are done with the domestic matters, onwards to expressing my ideas about more pressing issues:

1- The Vile spread of the Ipods and Iphones:

These instruments of heresy allow men and women(or gay men and lesbians) to interact allowing unauthrised transaction to occur between their businesses(No pun intended 0_0).

That is why your great lovely leader has directed a group of deranged developers to come up with a product that will annihilate the Ipod market.

BEHOLD!! The IHiel!!!!!

This product will play war songs 24/7 and is designed to accomodate the Sieg Hiel move whenever a good citizen wants to hiel my moustache. It blocks all prawn activities and forces you to watch vids of tanks all day long if the screen is activated.

2- The american election

You know what I am talkign about, the circus is in town
STARRING

Cruella de ville(Republican version)
This women demonstrates why men shouldnt get married!! She is a monster and a hairless grandmother!!! Remember my words!! Do not fall in love....(especially with her >.>)


Also.........This image represents my views about the two candidates :

I hope they both get their businesses choped off!! No offense to pinky and the brain xD
I want to explain why I cosider them DUMBASSES but :p I have studying to do.

our broadcast is over for today. Until next time,


Over and out.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Some lil Online fun....

http://www.nationstates.net/


Sayedland has been established there.

Since most of us know about it, nuff said


:)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

J*****************HHH**************D!!!!

I have once again clawed myself out of my shadowy little grave to bring wisdom and enlightenment to all who venture into the murky depths that is Sayedism 102. Plus it gives me an excuse to swear since Ramadan just finished. (Wahaha, that's right, bitches! I can cuss like a little girl now! Run, cunts! RUN!)

The term J*had (Excuse me while I censor it. Don't want the CIA poppin' outta nowhere like the lil' buggers they are, now do we?) means to struggle or strive in the name of you-know-who.

Of course, many of our followers will have undoubtedly noticed that our leader, in all his infinite wisdom, *silently* yells out this word everytime he demonstrates Sayedism in Modern Times 203 (See retired/dismissed/fired Admissions Officer/Chief of Butt Seck's post). Then our great messiah silently slips into the shadows for fear of an angry, t*rr*rist-fearing mob hounding him down and beating him senseless.

So, apart from these not-so-frequent expeditions, late-night outs with probably adult-rated company, many of you also probably noticed his frequent death threats on msn, and how his nickname always seems to be "I declare WAR on [Insert anything here]".

To minimize losses of Sayedist followers that may drop out due to extensive confusion-induced brain hemorrhaging, I have hereby compiled a list on everything Sayedism views with angst followed by frequent foaming at the mouth:

Sayedism's War on Everything:
A reflective compilation!

1) Barney & "Friends" :
Barney


This fat blob of purple-y badness has been literally asking for it since the get-go. Sayedism also preaches that anyone endorsing this cheeky tubby bastard should either be mauled to death, or sent to Sayedism's many re-education facilities (but the first alternative is preferred!).

If you happen to share the same name as this mascot of evil, may I be the first to bow my hat and offer a moment of silence. I might just like to add that any Sayedists with the name "Barney", must first undergo gruesome ritualistic induction rituals (Having their names changed at their respective government offices, which almost always involves some sort of long queue).

Lastly, the association known as "Barney & Friends" (Henceforth referred to as the axis of evil) is a front for Western White Supremist fanatics:


Barney & Friends


They commit every second of their worthless lives to destroying our culture (our smirnoff molotov-production sites!). The only value they contribute is their huge underground sex industry.

Therefore it is our duty as the true Sayedists of the Sands to take up arms and brutally dismember anyone donning a purple dino outfit. (And not just because a certain young relative of mine drives my study hours bonkers because he puts the Barney theme on a never-ending loop outside my room!).



2) Hot dogs:

Hot Dogs. They're lurking!



This one is a no-brainer. Our leader, having all the qualities of a divinity (paranoia, war-hungry, envy), grows wary of the ridiculous amount of time people spend emulating their prized body parts. And he figures they cross the line when this emulation turns to food.

Y SO SERIOUS, boss? Well, you've gotta factor in all the perks out there trying to achieve the largest edible badong replica out there:


Hot Dogs. They're getting BIGGER!


THAT'S definitely worrying, don't ya think? Question is, our leader is trying to remove badongs... So why worry about badong food? Especially when it signifies the act of "removing (eating) a shingel-wingel"? Sayedism is contradictory, friends. This wouldn't be the wonderful world of KingTiger if we didn't have to put up with crap like this.


And last but not least: Yep, you guessed it!

3) Sailormoon:

SailorMoon


Okay, now who honestly didn't see this coming?
Girls wearing bikinis, flashing those ever-so divine curves... Mouths wide open as to suggest...
(Okay, now I'm definitely pushing it). Anyway, big point is:
Cartoon with girls,
Cartoon that's an anime,
Cartoon with girls in miniskirts,
Cartoon with girls in bikinis when they're not in miniskirts,
actually, Cartoon with girls FULL STOP.

Yep, straight into the Kill-On-Sight bucket for Sayedists (EAN: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!).
We have already launched counter-offensives with many geeks launching seperate, totally random defamatory attacks on this well-established anime cult (I will spare you the shockingly embarassing pics; just do a simple google search why don't ya?).

Even before Sayedism began, geeks of all queerness and stature began their pursuit of utterly (though in most cases unwittingly) defaming this proud anime heritage. I don't really care much; I just hope one day they fire whoever writes their storyline. That or the whole anime crawls into a hole and dies (Sorry Ean ;) ).