Since I have a shitty gfx card...

Also...

The Jelqmeister's techno quota has thus been satisfied:




And one for the road:

tf2 + cats + bees + lazaars = ?

It's brown, not black!

In lieu of the approaching end of our examinations...



Sooo Sayed, here's something I nicked off the net.
Sure it isn't the same as Russel's, but feel free to take a pick, aye?



I'm thinking for yooou... It'll be around the neighborhood of...
oooooohhhh,
saaaay...
...


...Seashell?

Heaven forbid something's happened to it and it turns out Ireland.

Hey Ean...

Take me to Japan one day, k?

You maggots...

Too much L4D is bad for you...

/* * Sayed.c * * Created on: Mar 15, 2010 * Author: admin */
#include#include
intmain(int argc, char **argv) { float value=0;
printf("Enter a value to find out about Sayed : "); fflush(stdout); scanf("%f", &value);
if(value<1>10){ printf("Sorry, that value is not applicable either because we dont know that much about Sayed \n" "or that its a silly number, you retard"); exit(EXIT_FAILURE); }
if(value==1){ printf("Sayed once was hyper sensitive to words like Penis. Oh how he screamed back then");
}
if(value==2){ printf("In his mighty opinion, Sayed reckons well cooked fried food involves it becoming dark brown"); }
if(value==3){ printf("Sayed back in 2008 ate on average 2 fish fingers and a couple of slices of bread each day");
}
if(value==4){ printf("Still gets confused over people from Thailand and Taiwan, insists they are the same"); }
if(value==5){ printf("Is afraid of spiders and moths");
}
if(value==6){ printf("Is an arab, and a horny one");
}
if(value==7){ printf("Calls his computer his wife. If thats the case, he's had more than 4 wives already");
} if(value==8){ printf("He used get Disney characters in his dreams");
}
if(value==9){ printf("Does not eat ducks, because he claims that ducks remind him of Donald Duck, hence he's unwilling to eat them");
}
if(value==10){ printf("Probably would want to obtain sex tapes involving you"); }