Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Vacation = GAMES

Hello fellow lazy bastards and slackers :P

The vacation has been wonderful so far, the break we deserve from imperialist study beehightches.

So what were the main activities of your beloved leader?

1) Reading warhammer novels, such as Gun Heads. This novel is about an expedition of imperial guard armored regiment sized at approximately 30000. Their mission? To retrieve the most ancient battle tank from the greenskined orcs: The Fortress of arrogance....weird ass name but oh well its a Bane blade class tank xD which is goooooooooood.

2) City madness, go here and there. Check out PC and book shops. Exploration etc

3) THE MOST fun of them all ....GAMING

so what are the games I have been playing? Arranged in order of most played to least played

Fallout 3, along with its four great expansion packs : p


Encountered a death claw and its mate: the death claw matriarch...she kicked my toughest body guards' ass 0_0


Group PHOTO !! A victorious and very proud picture stance....along with some deathclaw shishkebab thanks to the flamer


Team Fortress 2: the most entertaining online game of them all....experience weird stuff like

the new spy update....the Dispenser

"that dispenser is a spy" "that dispenser is a bloodeh spy"


I went to a party server, little did I know they had disco lights....that got me in the mood for some engineering hoedown :P


apparently my team's sniper thought care bears would improve my dancing style...... >.>

Swat 4: the good old "heh heh I am boss of 4 man team", although I admit it it was a lot more fun than I expected when played online with aussies

In this mission, the sisters of mercy church was invaded by suspects....so I GO in there and liberate it with great handsomeness...

The good old breach bang and clear

I always wanted to make my own religion....look at all the carefully listening followers...except the old guy who looks freaked out... 0_o

Last game GTA vice city

The game with the perfect radio, I mainly was just listening to music and running over fat naked chicks and weird looking men wheeee


"hey hot FAT mama, want some sugar sayedism style ^_^"



That.....didn’t work out well....why is love so hard :P





Until next time this is threeeeeeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaaawg(NOT dong ....damn you Ean) reporting from Kangaroo land.

KingTiger signing off

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Wow

Farah Fawcett died.

So did MJ.

...

10 bucks says Ean's next.


Oh, and something happened on RO.




Stupid n00bs spoiling my screencaps...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bored during the holidays? Banish the thought!


So, holidays are upon us! Whatever shall I be doing in these next 30 days of NO DAMNED BIOLOGY?



Well, I'll be going over to Sayed's place a lot for some Wii. When Jeffrey comes back, I can tell him that we Wiid! How awesome is that?

Lets also not forget that I shall resume playing WoW.

Now, one of you may ask this: "What is it that you do in WoW, Ean? Do you kill baddies? Raid dungeons? Hunt for epic T7 gearz, troll nooblets and fly around in your epic flying dragon monster thing?"

Hell no!

I play on a role-playing server (and a normal one, but who cares about that), and what do people do on a role-playing server?

Hmm?




Oh yeah. We pimp the bitches and role-play. Thats me and my blood-elf bitches. My troll tusks aren't just only for... aesthetic purposes!





Heck, to get in the mood, I even strip nekkid to create the atmosphere right at home! Thats how I picture my guildmates while we're uh, engaging in our virtual social role-play activities.

Stay tuned for more posts of inexplicable gaity!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Turning 21 gives you more freedom!

Now, I know the age of consent is 18, but lets pretend that it's 21.

Sayed turns 21 today. He's legal. Dozens of Sayedism followers will be clamouring to devour his thick, dark and chocolate-like Arabian wang.

What does that call for?




Yeah.

SAFE SEX.


Always always always practice safe sex. We don't want no STDs now do we?

Speaking of which, lets all congratulate Sayed with a manly, loving...




Lets not skimp on the man-love since its such a lovely occasion. Let the Demoman pave the way for fabulous man loving!



Mmm, delicious trap.

Anyway, let us celebrate the victory that is Sayed living to 21. Here's to plenty more years of embarassing msn conversations and bosom friendship!


Friday, June 19, 2009

I made an oopsie...

Looking back through my inbox, I found out that I had stored the email from "Manly Wang" 'cause I liked it so much. (Name slightly changed to protect me from lawsuits.)

And so I read it again.

Privacy issues and a certain fear of getting sued prevents me from disclosing the contents of said email in full detail (but that doesn't mean I won't still try!).

The email you're about to read has been edited. It contains a reply from some other student to "Manly Wang", and due to the Epic Fail nature of UniMelb email, the reply was sent to Manly Wang and me (despite Manly Wang being the only person in the recipient box). I've also made it into a very 4chan-ish theme, and the words have been heavily edited.



Yes boys, Manly Wang is a girl named "Lily".

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Let's play... Spot that FAIL!

Yes, it's time to waste your bandwidth with yet more meaningless pics.

ROUND 1: Can I has Epic Fail plz?
This pic brought to you by the power of UniMelb email, failing since First Year.



Makes you feel as though you've been ripped off paying ~4.2k per semester, eh?

Round 2: One for the road!
It's more abuse of the PrtSc button!
(Right click and view image to see it in all it's grandeur!)



email address blocked out to protect the innocent!


ROUND 3: How did you not see this coming?
And now for some msn eye candy! (Yes sayed, it's tradition, so bite me)


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Left 4 Dead... 2

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