OMG! Zornbiez!OH NOES!The zombies are upon us! Sayed's abstinence from the realms of playing L4D (with REAL humans) hath angered the Undead Gods! Sick of waiting, they have come, to US!!!
Repent nao, non-believers, and embrace the cult of chewy, gooey brainz!!!
(No photographers were harmed in the making of this blog post)
This poor sap reckoned he could avoid undeadness
by schmiting his brain with the free
water-efficient shower nozzles
the government's been passing 'round.
Silly rabbit!
Construction worker's hooting at one too many
busty chicks at the sideway soon found a whole new meaning
to the phrase, "temptations of the flesh".
Most peculiarly, intelligent female zombies have been spotted
prowling the streets, taking snapshots of a few good meals
before devouring them whole
Alice in Zombieland.
MOAR zornbiez!!
And Little Red Riding Hood.
No zombie get-together would be complete without the typical
zombie bride-to-be.
Good ol' leatherface came in just in time to spoil the shot.
By the way: This parade's happened before, in the US
(You thought I was gonna say UK, didn't you?).
Zombie brides were found there too.
They were more... "lively" though. And blonde.
Zombies in bathrobes! PINK bathrobes!
PIPE BOMB QUICK!!!
Good 'ol sprinkler head takes out a beer from a plastic bag.
Being undead, is tiring, no? Need Brainz!
Oh noes! Zombie shower head dude's nozzlehead
ACTUALLY works!
(No doubt he was an engineering student
before he was zornbified).
Steven, Sayed, Jeff, Yusuf! Ye be warned!!!
He hath spilled brainz/beer on the QV sidewalk!
And my awesome 20MB capacity phone caught it all! Right before I got a friendly "hello" from a zombie wearing a yellow high visibility jacket.
Needless to say, I reached my safehouse before the zombies came to their senses and incap'd me.
