I just came back from work, the reason which will make me appear online even less >.>!!
I thought I should blog today about something very important to every true Sayedist! Something that you all aspire to become! that is Becoming from Da holy!!
And how to we become from the holy in the eyes of our most goodness gracious leader ...A.K.A me !!!!! SIMPLE!! Follow some of the new commandments which I will issue today!!!!! YA MAN! :p
The first of my commandments today is "thou ASSholes must not watcheth wretched seafood shows on the foul internet"and by sea food shows I mean what Ean calls "Pron" >.> I will and I mean I WILL find out if you watch those antisayedism propaganda shows!! and then you shall be pickle jarred!!
Number 2 "Thine mustht loveth thouth computerth and admireth " Number 3 " THOU has to protecteth and cherishes the gift of German and soviet Tanks " My personal favourate ! Commandment number 4 states " THOU haveth a duty to make thine wretched Barney and fatso TV stomach freaketh tubbies suffer in painish (NOT PENIS >.> you hear me Ean!!) and make thou them say awweth"
and the last one (for now) is " Kittens and moustaches combined in holyness musteth be heiled with great enthusiasimeth"
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Since Sayed won't quit resisting the temptations of the opposite sex Smash Bros, it's up to me to bring you all a very special pro-SSBB propaganda update! (Wow, the Jan posts just keep comin' >.<' ) Some of the highlights were: 1. Nintendog! 2. The special offscreen high-five backstab combo! 3. The ridiculous amounts of Pokemon-related violence 4. BOSS: Toon Link - killed by a rocking box.
Nintendog Oh My GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!!!
A cute puppeh in a brawl game?! . .. ... Well I have no idea why I'm so surprised (This IS Nintendo, for goodness' sake >.< ) The awesomeness of the Nintendog can only be described by saying:
'Twas a giant puppy, who doth melt many a cold fighter's heart with it's lovable puppeh dawg eyes, and led many a brawler to their sweet, sweet demise (at the end of a 100-foot offscreen drop) by blocking Jeffrey's ultra-wide Hi-Def screen with it's uncanny habit of scratching gleefully at the screen with it's cute, scrawny little paws
Sooooo... what exactly evokes this Nintendog Powerup? Fortunately for us, Youtube, as always, has the answer!
As you can plainly see, P1 takes up his jar of whatsit and activates the Weapon-Of-Mass-Cuddliness at around 15:00; shortly before he is blasted by Snake's Final Smash.
Right about now, I can figure sayed going "Screw the dog! Cats are better!". "No wait! TANKS! YAAA MON! xD"
Can a tank block the screen and kill your favorite cartoon heroes (Yes, Captain Falcon is also in SSBB)?! NO! I Don't think so!!!
*Ahem* Now, it's time for some Offscreen High-Five Backstabbing Combo Action!!!
Well, Yousef is probably going to kill me for this, but I love my shining moments in a Sudden Death. I always seem to win when it comes to Sudden Death (Yes, my methods are unconventional but then again, you've got to go to the extremes for victory!!!).
So. There we were. My Second "SUDDEN DEATH". First time was against Jeffrey. And we all remember how that went... *flashback action time!*
Unseen commentator: SUDDEN DEATH! Jay: AHHHH! GET OFF!!!
*smacks Jeff to oblivion where he is incinerated off screen, creating a fancy blaze of fire. *Queue cheesy Johny Bravo style* Mmmm... shiny blaze of fire-y.
Jeffrey: What the heck just happened?!
Ahh... Good times. But that's all in the past! Next up was Yousef! And I was determined to keep my Unbeaten-in-SSBB-Sudden-Death merit! So, we didn't even know we were in Sudden Death and Yousef holds his hand up to high-five me after beating Jeff and Steven.
At the back of my head I was going "huh? I didn't know it was co-op...". Then I just shrugged and high-fived Yousef. And then of course...
"SUDDEN DEATH"
Oh, wow. I still have my controller on. Bang. Yousef's dead. May he rest in peace in Nintenworld. *moment of silence*
*pops head back up!* Well, that was fun! Now for... Pokemon- Gotta Beat 'em ALL!
Okay. Has anyone noticed the disturbing amount of pokemon violence? Where's the love, Pikachu?!
Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Thunder....-bolt?
Ah-ah-A-OWWWWWWWWW!!!!
So, my poor Ness character was getting Pika-mauled by an unending torrent of Pika-magic. Jeffrey was having fun running around as this little yellow mouse/raccoon/kangaroo/pest thing, summoning giant bolts of lightning. And we couldn't touch him while he was doing that. (Oh wait, I think Jeff wanted me to keep that a secret until he could match up with Sayed in SSBB... Oh well. *insert evil grin here* )
HEY! NO FAIR! While Jeffrey was off enjoying his AoE moment, Steven was busy getting reacquainted with the controls.
After getting a little too comfortable with Pikachu, Steven seemed to have forgotten that the pokemon trainer had a different control set. And he was busy throwing pokeballs, switching to no avail. "Um, what the...?" "Oh, wait, no I'm the pokemon trainer dude". Sooo... Pikachu's Thunderbolt move translated to throwing a ridiculous number of pokeballs for the poke-trainer dude.
Each time he was transforming from Bulbasaur to Squirtle to Charizard. And he didn't know why. "Oh wait! I forgot! I'm not Pikachu!"
Funnily enough... Squirtle was pretty effective against the Pika-bolts. Water > Electricity? Hmmm...
Well, at least I know what Pokemon EAN would like to play as... Muahahaha.
And our final headline today iiisss.....
BOSS: Toon Link - killed by a rocking box.
So, Yousef persisted the longest against the final Boss (Toon Link), but alas, Pit was not enough against the toony foe (I guess having only two dimensions to worry about eases the burden a little >.< ).
Up next was Master Kung-Fu Brawler Jeffrey, who masted the art of Pika-lightning-whoring. And... he won. Apparently rocking the boat isn't such a bad expression... Just be sure to pack a giant wooden crate that will knock your opponent into oblivion.
Box-assisted kill. Hehehe...
Ah... and that should be about it for today's update! More SSBB action as it comes to you! *Queue the rolling character credits screen! Someone with mad CS skills man the turret!*
Well to be frank, Yahtzee was the one who came up with nipple plucking in the first place. I am just merely repeating his words of wisdom.
Victors story about out flawed defence was very true. We spent a good time scouring the abandon house to find a room to defend ourselves in. And we decided that the kids bedroom would be a good spot since there're only 1 door and 1 window.
Thus blowing a little hole in the door with my shotgun for me to shoot through, we held out the place for awhile. It was until I realised that zombies were already in the room made me notice that the walls we had on our sides were.... gone.
So in the end we just camped along the stairs like we did in No Mercy (another level), while enduring hunter jumps and Smoker lynchings.
Or how about the time we scoured the place to find for the witch. You could hear her crying and all, but we werent sure where she was. We also saw that the safe room was just up ahead, perfect, we've completed the section of the level with everyone having green health bars.
Then just as the game director hates us or something, a horde of zombies came.
Ok, there was abit of panic. Then a boomer came along and puked on us.
Ok, that was nasty. More zombies. Then in came smokers and hunters.
even nastier. And just when things were going bad with zombies mobbing each of us, the worse happened.
Yusuf startled the witch. Needless to say, he got killed :D .
Im going to bed, so Im gonna cut out tales of Victor running off without Yusuf and I for the helicopter.
Or the 2 times we got slaughtered as we tried to get to the tank for evacuation. *ok, it was an APC, not a tank...
Well, I WAS going to make a sex-up post that would humble even Ean's innuendo, but today Jeff intro'd Yousef and meinself to the wonderful, funderful world of L4D. And at the end of the day, he was all "Vic you should make a blog post about it!".
And so here I am making another blog post (again at the bequest of Jeffrey. I'm still waiting on that fanservice, you bastard). And I've got to say... L4D is pure zombie-popping-out-of-nowhere AWESOME!
No limping headcrab zombies going "waaaaah, Jabbah, my ICING!!!! WAAAAH-HA-HAAAAAH!!!" (You've got to watch Idiots of Gmod to understand this joke). Instead we've got male and female zombies rushing full speed, like constipated commuters dashing for the nearest public restroom (which are few and far in between in a post-apocalyptic world). Anyway, it totally rocked.
We spent minutes of planning, searching rooms, finding the best spot and going "OKAY! Here's the best place to defend! It's only got like 1 door and 1 window", only to have our strategy blow in our faces when the zombies just went "meh" and tore down the walls either side of us. Leroy Jenkins style.
Then one time the console went crazy on us and switched to Versus mode. Basically it's where Jeffrey and Yousef played tag with me. Using their rotting, undead claws. We all saw how well my counter-strike ninja skills paid off. Yes, I was mindlessly violated by Jeffrey for a couple of secs (secks?!) while he gleefully went "Rip his nipples! Rip his NIPPLES!". Being molested by a hoodie hunter has never been so much fun!
Kinda reminds me of this. I am never playing Louis. EVER.
In the midst somewhere was Yousef humbling along... All forty-jillion pounds of his fat, bobbing, boomery goodness. I blew him up a couple of times and he never did get the jump on me. =.=" But he did cover my AI partners in a gracious helping of zombie bile. Then we chuckled on how if Sayed would ever pick the infected side, he'd definitely play as a boomer going JIIIIIHAD! as he blew himself to a kajillion pieces right next to us. From crashing kamikaze blackhawk choppers to fat suicide bombing zombies. Another skill to add to his growing repertoire!
Yousef and I did complain about the Smokers though. And that brings me to... Oh LAWD!!! Tentacle rape on a zombie FPS?! That is so... WIN! Nah, of course there's no rape per se, but there are smokers who'll joyfully lynch you from the rooftop. Oh, yes, that cute puppy dog stare as you look up at them before they stick their tongues out and grab you is sooooo appropriate!
Basically the aim of this post is to get as many people as possible for an L4D versus event! So, that means bringing sayed to the dark zombiefan side! We'll take him from
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Well... since Gman gives his green sticker of approval, why don't you come join in the fun, Sayed? I'll just leave you guys with one more cheesy closing line... Which has probably no relevance whatsoever besides Sayed having some zombie eye candy.
the crysis raving rabbit pic is too big to be posted...1 MB >.<
They claim to have it.
