#include
intmain(int argc, char **argv) { float value=0;
printf("Enter a value to find out about Sayed : "); fflush(stdout); scanf("%f", &value);
if(value<1>10){ printf("Sorry, that value is not applicable either because we dont know that much about Sayed \n" "or that its a silly number, you retard"); exit(EXIT_FAILURE); }
if(value==1){ printf("Sayed once was hyper sensitive to words like Penis. Oh how he screamed back then");
}
if(value==2){ printf("In his mighty opinion, Sayed reckons well cooked fried food involves it becoming dark brown"); }
if(value==3){ printf("Sayed back in 2008 ate on average 2 fish fingers and a couple of slices of bread each day");
}
if(value==4){ printf("Still gets confused over people from Thailand and Taiwan, insists they are the same"); }
if(value==5){ printf("Is afraid of spiders and moths");
}
if(value==6){ printf("Is an arab, and a horny one");
}
if(value==7){ printf("Calls his computer his wife. If thats the case, he's had more than 4 wives already");
} if(value==8){ printf("He used get Disney characters in his dreams");
}
if(value==9){ printf("Does not eat ducks, because he claims that ducks remind him of Donald Duck, hence he's unwilling to eat them");
}
if(value==10){ printf("Probably would want to obtain sex tapes involving you"); }
