Warning!
Excessive Violence (Firearms and saw)
Mild Violence (Teaspoon)
Blood and Gore
Tanks
Naked jellow mellow shower scene (but hairy!)
Vulgar Language
Friday, October 30, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
blog is dead...?
Say it ain't so!
Luckily Comrade came in the nick of time to do mouth-to-mouth (you naughty boy!)
Not to sound too mmorpg-ish but,
Now if you're wondering about the sauce, it's actually a techno remix of a pretty shitty video called Half Life: Full Consequences. Yep, youtube time. :D
Luckily Comrade came in the nick of time to do mouth-to-mouth (you naughty boy!)
Not to sound too mmorpg-ish but,
In light of Comrade's brave efforts in battle, a blog post has been awarded!
Now if you're wondering about the sauce, it's actually a techno remix of a pretty shitty video called Half Life: Full Consequences. Yep, youtube time. :D
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Stupid HATS! damn you french!
Look at this!! this is just the extra crap I have, without the Unlocks that I keep separate in the first backpack! THESE ARE ALL extra CRAP! Not a single hat!! DAMN YOU FRENCH!
I demand A HAT!! dang damn nab it valve!!
That's right bitches
lol i just randomly came on today after a long leave and poof it came to me.
Must be a ploy to keep people playing.
Everyone was "OMFG" "Trade ya for the medic hat!" "Lucky bastard"
When I first got it I was pretty meh. I don't play soldier much.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Dammit Comrade!
See what you made me do!
I searched up tf2 and now I found this... Playing the pyro will never be the same again!!!
I searched up tf2 and now I found this... Playing the pyro will never be the same again!!!
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Oh, I'm a...
I'll see your gay bar and raise you a gummy bear
And that's Sayed's techno quota satisfied for another month!
"Supplementary ear candy"
Hm... So this is the top techno song in melbourne...
PS: I don't care if this isn't sayed-safe. KingTiger if you wanna skip the sexy intro just fastforward to 0:38
... you wuss.
And that's Sayed's techno quota satisfied for another month!
"Supplementary ear candy"
Hm... So this is the top techno song in melbourne...
PS: I don't care if this isn't sayed-safe. KingTiger if you wanna skip the sexy intro just fastforward to 0:38
... you wuss.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
I've got something to put in you
Hi guys, Im back from the Gold Coast
heres something I picked up while there.
heres something I picked up while there.
Friday, October 2, 2009
I know I should be studying, buuuut...
(REALLY LONG POST!)
I just can't help but wonder about the bigger things in life...
What were some of my aussie friends doing during the Geelong vs St Kilda Footy Finals?
And what about that Storms vs Broncos match?
And what about the bigger things in life, like what happens when you cross Vimtu with Indon cordial...?
And most of all... what would happen... if somebody took a giant sex-changing ray gun, pointed it at all of us and squeezed the trigger...?
Not content with just questions... I decided that it was myegotistic nature civic duty to draw up my ideas!
But I came across a stumbling block... would our she-versions have to look like us?
Sayeda? *Insert hooked nose pics plz!*
Oh, God NO!
Besides, sayed said he always wanted a typical cute button nose like in the animes.
So sayed, yer wish, she has been granted!
Click me plox!
(Hm... background might have ruined it, methinks)
#1 Lady Sayeda
The one in a jet-black coat and 'Secret Garden'-endorsed steel plated shoes is none other than the protagonist (or antagonist?),Haruhi Suzumiya Sayeda (yes, the analogous she-name wasn't hard to come up with!).
Special Features: A higher than sayed pitched female voice (is this even possible?!).
When she's not covering herself up from head to toe in her massive Trigun-style trenchcoat, she's opening it up to reveal a side-belt with 3 batteries of increasing voltage (The thing dangling against her right leg). On the other side is a megaphone, amplifying herannoying formidable voice to even louder extremes!
She can swap batteries, and a higher voltage equals
a massive megaphone voice boost (Questionable physics involved!)
Questionable Perk(s): Why is she wearing a yellow headband?
(Yes I know it's black and white but I'll leave it to your imagination)
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd gripped in her headlock is (take a wild guess...):
#2 Lady Jeffrey (She-name to be discussedlater NOW!)
Massive Shinai stick... check
Out-of-realistic proportions anime-style body... check
University of Sayedism Customary jacket tied around waist... check!
Moderate-to-Massive boobs... um... check?
Seriously she's like a filler (More than one meaning attached!).
We can now rest assured that Sayed's (Sayeda's?) jellow mellow quota
has been satisfied!
Jellow... Mellow? NOM!
Personality: Being well-versed in gaming culture,
her proficiency lies in /sarcasm and /facepalm,
which she peppers throughout her life.
Special Features: Always in a revealing outfit
(Sorry Jeff, I need to exaggerate some perks to
dramaticize our anime likelinesses =.=").
A Shinai (duh).
Questionable Perk(s): Why is the good Lady Jeffrey wearing thongs
when it's clear kendo ain't exactly an open-toed sport?
'Cause there's nothing like testing your artistic prowess with bare feet, that's why!
Jumping around, if you haven't realized yet, is...
#3 Yokozuna (? Yes i'm, applying it to a woman) Leanna! (Hmm... name needs work :( )
Personality: Smallest (youngest!) member of the group is full of spirit! Her concept is that the best sort of man has the broadest shoulders and abs of steel, but her highest opinion is reserved for the real man who isn't afraid to admit that the dream woman is a flat-chested, short-haired bombshell. Too bad alternate dimensions don't count, Ean... She be off-limits!
She's also a mid-skilled traceur (why? I dunno, I just felt like we needed one) and has a mild to somewhat discomforting obsession with all things pokemon (as seen with her poke-bracelet).
Is always seen chewing something (but what, I wonder?).
Special Features: A poke-bracelet that always contains some expandable nonlethal/deathly-lethal assortment of tools inside each pokeball link. Just like James Bond! Only... corrupted with pokemon.
...
Bond.
Poke-Bond.
Questionable Perk(s): Sense of fashion isn't very ean-like. Of course, this is a "she-ean", so I think we can put that aside.
Oh, and I need the Japanese translation for "Deliciously flat-chested" so I can print it across her top.
#4 Is there a Japanese name for "Stepping Stone"...? Let's just go with "Vicky" =.="
Personality: Make what you will of mein female-self.
Special Feature: I was thinking of someone with a magical graphics tablet...
I can draw things that come to life! Sadly, that perk's already taken (drat!).
Hmmm... How about wrapping a towel around me and everytime
I open it up a blackhole appears where you'll be
transported to Jeffrey's facebook page? :D
Now that's just wrong...
Instead, I've got myself a kitchen knife.
But not just any kitchen knife!
I've got a cheap made-in-china $9 kitchen knife set!
How much finger-cutting awesomeness is that?!
Eh, no.
A blue hoody with reflective white traffic-safety strips that can transform me into a Hunter? Nope.
I've got it! My cheap Nokia that I've had since before Trinity, here to save the day!
That's right asshats, I've got myself an indestructible Vokia (name changed to prevent copyright infringement!), with a headset line so I can turn it into a nunchuck! How cool is THAT?! (Let's face it, cheap Nokia's are unbreakable/pack a punch in a woman's hands)
Plus, I've got special sneakers with a cat logo
(to symbolize the many, many times my f*cking cat's
pee'd on my shoes! May they forever rest in peace.
The shoes, that is).
What does this enchanted footwear hold for me?
The ability to turn into a cat! (Yoruichi?
Them animes be taking all my special abilities!)
Questionable Perk(s): Okay, I drew this, some I'm probably full of "Questionable perks". Take your pick.
#5 Stephan (Yes, the one with a tennis racket, aka female Steven)
Personality: Always carries a bulletproof hardcover Zumdahl book wherever she goes, for she is always wary of the elusive H1, a mythical creature thought to only descend upon the truly blessed.
She's also sometimes seen with a tennis racket, whose strings she consistently strokes lovingly. As such, the mesh is now ridiculously rigid, and she uses it to mercilessly bludgeon her foes (Although she seldom ever resorts to violence).
Likeable to a fault, and is completely immune to Sayeda's antics.
Because of this, if I ever do make an anime, she'll have to be seperated from the group most of the time. A series with little violence/Sayedism antics? Oh teh noes!
Hair color in non-B&W render: Onion Orange, with complementary onion peak at top to satisfy the Steven-likeliness pre-req.
Special Features: Defensive Bulletproof/Rock-hard Offensive Zumdahl hardcover,
smarts, looks and a powerful co-ordinated swinging arm
to complement her formidable tennis racket.
After all, supernatural lady strength trumps male muscle mass.
Questionable Perk(s): Um...None?
PS: Okaaay... So why isLady Jeffrey *Insert Name Here* caught in Sayeda's headlock, even though Sayed is clearly a teeth person?
Well that's because unlike our shoddy man's man, Sayeda is a real go-geter! Not afraid to head out to the messed-up reality of Enroublem, she makes the world her oyster and acts instead of just talking all day about chopping off shlongs and doing nothing!
Sayed! Take notes! Your empty death threats mean nothing to us!
Why are the personalities so far-fetched and detached from our likenesses? They're not, they're just "acceptably over-exaggerated".
Welcome to anime! I needed character profiles to show that I put in some wit when designing our she-selves. They also needed to be completely original (okay, so sayeda's a bit Haruhi-like, but she and sayed are both arftul extortionists so whatever. Plus, Sayeda has an unhealthy obsession with EB games, which Haruhi lacks).
PPS: Yes, this is just a preliminary sketch and if you don't already know about my "vapourware-habits", you best understand that this anime/manga will likely NEVER come out. Especially since I don't know Japanese it'll likely be english (engorish?) dubbed, and we have an absolute lack of female voice actors. Even so, my lip-syncing sucks... =[
PPPS: Don't ask "But where's Yousef & Co.?"... I don't want to spend my entire 2 weeks drawing this. Gimme a break -_-' Hmm... Maybe draw Joel as a chick in an army uniform.
PPPPS: Yes, this whole segment really is similar to what cartoonists did when they personified Windows OS's to girl-likenesses.
PPPPPS: Lady Jeffrey name candidates: Geffenia (lulz!), Yerffej (foreign-exchange student name!), Fergie (Ferrjye?!).
PPPPPPS: When sorting through a list of potential backgrounds in my head, I decided to settle on that moment when Sayed gave his wonderful nightly Yarra lecture to us. Sayed, you should instantly recognize the background.
Remember the seagull that kept coming back to its perch just to listen to your divine wisdom?
And I certainly remember that the Sex and the City movie just came out 'cause you kept complaining about how its ugly billboard advertising ruined your view. ("Sex and the CP"? Lulz! Go Combine sex-inhibitor barrier!)
PPPPPPPS: Hold the "fuck you Victor"s 'cause I'm pretty sure Ean's got some comeback with bulging crotches and what-not.
PPPPPPPPS: Okay, back to studying...
I just can't help but wonder about the bigger things in life...
What were some of my aussie friends doing during the Geelong vs St Kilda Footy Finals?
And what about that Storms vs Broncos match?
And what about the bigger things in life, like what happens when you cross Vimtu with Indon cordial...?
And most of all... what would happen... if somebody took a giant sex-changing ray gun, pointed it at all of us and squeezed the trigger...?
Not content with just questions... I decided that it was my
But I came across a stumbling block... would our she-versions have to look like us?
Sayeda? *Insert hooked nose pics plz!*
Oh, God NO!
Besides, sayed said he always wanted a typical cute button nose like in the animes.
So sayed, yer wish, she has been granted!
Click me plox!
(Hm... background might have ruined it, methinks)
#1 Lady Sayeda
The one in a jet-black coat and 'Secret Garden'-endorsed steel plated shoes is none other than the protagonist (or antagonist?),
Special Features: A higher than sayed pitched female voice (is this even possible?!).
When she's not covering herself up from head to toe in her massive Trigun-style trenchcoat, she's opening it up to reveal a side-belt with 3 batteries of increasing voltage (The thing dangling against her right leg). On the other side is a megaphone, amplifying her
She can swap batteries, and a higher voltage equals
a massive megaphone voice boost (Questionable physics involved!)
Questionable Perk(s): Why is she wearing a yellow headband?
(Yes I know it's black and white but I'll leave it to your imagination)
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd gripped in her headlock is (take a wild guess...):
#2 Lady Jeffrey (She-name to be discussed
Massive Shinai stick... check
Out-of-realistic proportions anime-style body... check
University of Sayedism Customary jacket tied around waist... check!
Moderate-to-Massive boobs... um... check?
Seriously she's like a filler (More than one meaning attached!).
We can now rest assured that Sayed's (Sayeda's?) jellow mellow quota
has been satisfied!
Jellow... Mellow? NOM!
Personality: Being well-versed in gaming culture,
her proficiency lies in /sarcasm and /facepalm,
which she peppers throughout her life.
Special Features: Always in a revealing outfit
(Sorry Jeff, I need to exaggerate some perks to
dramaticize our anime likelinesses =.=").
A Shinai (duh).
Questionable Perk(s): Why is the good Lady Jeffrey wearing thongs
when it's clear kendo ain't exactly an open-toed sport?
'Cause there's nothing like testing your artistic prowess with bare feet, that's why!
Jumping around, if you haven't realized yet, is...
#3 Yokozuna (? Yes i'm, applying it to a woman) Leanna! (Hmm... name needs work :( )
Personality: Smallest (youngest!) member of the group is full of spirit! Her concept is that the best sort of man has the broadest shoulders and abs of steel, but her highest opinion is reserved for the real man who isn't afraid to admit that the dream woman is a flat-chested, short-haired bombshell. Too bad alternate dimensions don't count, Ean... She be off-limits!
She's also a mid-skilled traceur (why? I dunno, I just felt like we needed one) and has a mild to somewhat discomforting obsession with all things pokemon (as seen with her poke-bracelet).
Is always seen chewing something (but what, I wonder?).
Special Features: A poke-bracelet that always contains some expandable nonlethal/deathly-lethal assortment of tools inside each pokeball link. Just like James Bond! Only... corrupted with pokemon.
...
Bond.
Poke-Bond.
Questionable Perk(s): Sense of fashion isn't very ean-like. Of course, this is a "she-ean", so I think we can put that aside.
Oh, and I need the Japanese translation for "Deliciously flat-chested" so I can print it across her top.
#4 Is there a Japanese name for "Stepping Stone"...? Let's just go with "Vicky" =.="
Personality: Make what you will of mein female-self.
Special Feature: I was thinking of someone with a magical graphics tablet...
I can draw things that come to life! Sadly, that perk's already taken (drat!).
Hmmm... How about wrapping a towel around me and everytime
I open it up a blackhole appears where you'll be
transported to Jeffrey's facebook page? :D
Now that's just wrong...
Instead, I've got myself a kitchen knife.
But not just any kitchen knife!
I've got a cheap made-in-china $9 kitchen knife set!
How much finger-cutting awesomeness is that?!
Eh, no.
A blue hoody with reflective white traffic-safety strips that can transform me into a Hunter? Nope.
I've got it! My cheap Nokia that I've had since before Trinity, here to save the day!
That's right asshats, I've got myself an indestructible Vokia (name changed to prevent copyright infringement!), with a headset line so I can turn it into a nunchuck! How cool is THAT?! (Let's face it, cheap Nokia's are unbreakable/pack a punch in a woman's hands)
Plus, I've got special sneakers with a cat logo
(to symbolize the many, many times my f*cking cat's
pee'd on my shoes! May they forever rest in peace.
The shoes, that is).
What does this enchanted footwear hold for me?
The ability to turn into a cat! (Yoruichi?
Them animes be taking all my special abilities!)
Questionable Perk(s): Okay, I drew this, some I'm probably full of "Questionable perks". Take your pick.
#5 Stephan (Yes, the one with a tennis racket, aka female Steven)
Personality: Always carries a bulletproof hardcover Zumdahl book wherever she goes, for she is always wary of the elusive H1, a mythical creature thought to only descend upon the truly blessed.
She's also sometimes seen with a tennis racket, whose strings she consistently strokes lovingly. As such, the mesh is now ridiculously rigid, and she uses it to mercilessly bludgeon her foes (Although she seldom ever resorts to violence).
Likeable to a fault, and is completely immune to Sayeda's antics.
Because of this, if I ever do make an anime, she'll have to be seperated from the group most of the time. A series with little violence/Sayedism antics? Oh teh noes!
Hair color in non-B&W render: Onion Orange, with complementary onion peak at top to satisfy the Steven-likeliness pre-req.
Special Features: Defensive Bulletproof/Rock-hard Offensive Zumdahl hardcover,
smarts, looks and a powerful co-ordinated swinging arm
to complement her formidable tennis racket.
After all, supernatural lady strength trumps male muscle mass.
Questionable Perk(s): Um...None?
PS: Okaaay... So why is
Well that's because unlike our shoddy man's man, Sayeda is a real go-geter! Not afraid to head out to the messed-up reality of Enroublem, she makes the world her oyster and acts instead of just talking all day about chopping off shlongs and doing nothing!
Sayed! Take notes! Your empty death threats mean nothing to us!
Why are the personalities so far-fetched and detached from our likenesses? They're not, they're just "acceptably over-exaggerated".
Welcome to anime! I needed character profiles to show that I put in some wit when designing our she-selves. They also needed to be completely original (okay, so sayeda's a bit Haruhi-like, but she and sayed are both arftul extortionists so whatever. Plus, Sayeda has an unhealthy obsession with EB games, which Haruhi lacks).
PPS: Yes, this is just a preliminary sketch and if you don't already know about my "vapourware-habits", you best understand that this anime/manga will likely NEVER come out. Especially since I don't know Japanese it'll likely be english (engorish?) dubbed, and we have an absolute lack of female voice actors. Even so, my lip-syncing sucks... =[
PPPS: Don't ask "But where's Yousef & Co.?"... I don't want to spend my entire 2 weeks drawing this. Gimme a break -_-' Hmm... Maybe draw Joel as a chick in an army uniform.
PPPPS: Yes, this whole segment really is similar to what cartoonists did when they personified Windows OS's to girl-likenesses.
PPPPPS: Lady Jeffrey name candidates: Geffenia (lulz!), Yerffej (foreign-exchange student name!), Fergie (Ferrjye?!).
PPPPPPS: When sorting through a list of potential backgrounds in my head, I decided to settle on that moment when Sayed gave his wonderful nightly Yarra lecture to us. Sayed, you should instantly recognize the background.
Remember the seagull that kept coming back to its perch just to listen to your divine wisdom?
And I certainly remember that the Sex and the City movie just came out 'cause you kept complaining about how its ugly billboard advertising ruined your view. ("Sex and the CP"? Lulz! Go Combine sex-inhibitor barrier!)
PPPPPPPS: Hold the "fuck you Victor"s 'cause I'm pretty sure Ean's got some comeback with bulging crotches and what-not.
PPPPPPPPS: Okay, back to studying...
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